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Movie Mastery

Jef Aldrich and Jon Taylor

Jef and Jon review movies by randomly rolling on an audience-submitted list.

tv & film film reviews

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74:55

Movie Mastery – Down Periscope (1996)

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2018/11/16

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2018/11/movie-mastery-down-periscope.mp3 Did Jef and Jon enjoy this movies subtle themes? Or did they find the entire thing to be sub par? One things for sure, watch this movie with sub-titles on. SUB JOKES! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

69:50

Movie Mastery – Black Mountain Side (2014)

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2018/11/02

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2018/11/movie-mastery-black-mountain-side.mp3 Back with one last stab at some horror before the last of October’s spookiness gives way to too much food and presents. This one has both of us in agreement on the quality of the film. Does this mean Jef finally liked a horror movie? No. It does not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

89:03

Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 14 – Venom

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2018/10/18

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2018/10/movie-mastery-venom.mp3 While not fully a horror film, I’m still counting this as an entry for the years Horrortoberfest. There’s a weird monster that possesses someone and it eats people so, you know, it’s close enough for me. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

78:35

Movie Mastery/Horrortoberfest ’18 Day 4 – The Unborn...

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2018/10/04

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2018/10/movie-mastery-the-unborn.mp3 Taking a quick detour from the 80s horror week so that Jef can, once again, miss out on good movies and watch some crap that can’t even be saved by brief appearances from both Idris Elba and Gary Oldman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

90:32

In Theaters Now – The Predator

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2018/09/20

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2018/09/movie-mastery-the-predator.mp3 Once again, an alien species of hunters comes to Earth but this time it’s not trophies that they’re after. Can our ragtag crew of soldiers with PTSD, a biologist, and a kid with super autism stop this threat? Yes, obviously. Is it any good? Ehhhh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

75:05

Movie Mastery – Moontrap: Target Earth (2017)

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2018/09/07

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2018/09/movie-mastery-moontrap-target-earth.mp3 The movie cover shows giant fighting robots and the back promises a story of time travel and a dire rush to save the Earth. The movie delivers repeating exposition in a warehouse with no time travel and the only robots look like 6 foot tall foam Bionicles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

76:44

In Theaters Now – Slender Man (2018)

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2018/08/23

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/movie-mastery-slender-man.mp3 A terrifying internet meme comes to life and turns out to basically be if The Ring was about incredibly annoying teenagers. Also, instead of being a creepy background figure, Slender Man has turned into basically a mean tree spirit that will straight-up choke a bitch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

74:22

Movie Mastery – Crash & Burn (1990)

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2018/08/11

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/movie-mastery-crash-and-burn.mp3 In the distant future of 2030, Earth is ravaged by the depletion of the ozone layer and one corporation holds power over everyone. Also, there are giant, sad-looking robots that are totally sweet. Now, forget all that because none of it matters and everything is bad actors talking in a factory. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

92:06

In Theaters Now – Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again

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2018/07/27

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/movie-mastery-mamma-mia-2.mp3 It’s time to revisit the magical island paradise where rich white people sing and dance their cares away while the local Greeks toil in the background. In this prequel/sequel mash-up we discover exactly what the circumstances were when a young Donna boned down with 3 dudes in a couple weeks. Finally, the questions we all asked get answered. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

75:21

Movie Mastery – DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)

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2018/07/12

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/movie-mastery-doa-dead-or-alive.mp3 It’s a movie based on a video game that is pretty much only known for the fact that the boobs would jiggle. You can probably guess what the movie’s cinematography tends to focus on. Also, you might have thought this came out in the 90s to cash in on the Mortal Kombat movie but it was 2006 and I’m frankly stunned. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

97:52

In Theaters Now – Hereditary

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2018/06/28

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/movie-mastery-hereditary.mp3 We went a little overboard talking about the latest critical darling of the horror world. Did we talk for almost an hour and forty minutes because we loved it or hated it? Only one way to find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

74:18

Movie Mastery – Solo (1996)

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2018/06/14

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/movie-mastery-solo.mp3 After the Deadpool 2 review, everyone was asking if we would also review Solo. We here at System Mastery podcasts are nothing if not open to listening to the desires of our fans. So, here it is in all of it’s nonsensical glory. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

73:22

In Theaters Now – Deadpool 2

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2018/05/31

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/movie-mastery-deadpool.mp3 Once again, Jon is joined by Quinn and Josette from the Swallows of the South podcast to provide our thoughts on Deadpool 2. Though mostly it’s our thoughts on weird mouth sounds and talking like a baby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

70:24

Movie Mastery – The Core (2003)

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2018/05/18

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/movie-mastery-the-core.mp3 It’s another week of special guest hosts but this time you get twice the guests for half the cost! Jo and Quinn join in watching a disaster movie with probably the shakiest science I’ve seen in one of these. Also, we get into some Egyptian mythology for…some reason. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

79:46

In Theaters Now – Avengers: Infinity War

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2018/05/03

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/movie-mastery-avengers-infinity-war.mp3 You didn’t vote for it but we went to see it anyway. It’s anarchy here over at Movie Mastery studios. Jef is gone and has been replaced by fan favorite, Claire. It’s all topsy-turvy and the whole world is blowing up. In the movie, too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

75:58

Movie Mastery – The ALF Movie (1987)

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2018/04/01

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/movie-mastery-the-alf-movie.mp3 Hah! He kills us. This almost embarrassingly cheap TV special takes Alf on a grand tour of… some B-roll footage of Chicago. We meet ALF’s brother Mitch (yes, we know the cartoon said his brother’s name was Curtis), and the government agent tasked with catching them both. What branch of government? Shut up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

68:33

Movie Mastery – Theodore Rex (1995)

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2018/03/22

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2018/03/movie-mastery-theodore-rex.mp3 After the release of Jurassic Park, dinosaur mania was sweeping the nation. The people wanted dinosaurs and they didn’t care how they got them. Then along came this putrid attempt at a buddy cop film that wasn’t sure if it wanted to be a wacky fart-laugher for kids or a dystopic Judge Dredd-esque cop story. Truly a wake up call for us that maybe we had a problem. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit

70:59

Movie Mastery – Helldriver (2010)

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2018/03/09

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2018/03/movie-mastery-helldriver.mp3 It’s like someone took the storyboard for an amazing, nutty zombie movie and then let the most boring person alive edit it. If you thought that the one thing that high adrenaline action horror movies needed was turning what would be an establishing shot into an entire scene of a movie then I guess you’re in luck. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

76:44

In Theaters Now – Black Panther

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2018/02/22

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2018/02/movie-mastery-black-panther.mp3 From the bottom of our heart shaped plants, thank you for voting for this over Fifty Shades this month. It is a rare occasion that we get to see and review movies that are even remotely decent, let alone overwhelmingly great. It’s like getting a little vacation and it’s all thanks to the voters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

81:06

In Theaters Now – Maze Runner: The Death Cure

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2018/02/09

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2018/02/movie-mastery-the-death-cure.mp3 In a world where every post apocalypse scenario has come to pass, only a handful of plucky kids can save the day. Can the mega corporation with the dumbest acronym stand up to the mighty onslaught of horny teens? Find out this and more with our in depth review! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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