Portland’s communist bench
Disclaimer: This article is about a communist plot. Recently in Portland, OR I waited in line to sit on the communist bench. The bench is so popular, at least it was that day, I waited an hour and the man on it never left. He sat there, reading a newspaper, like he owned it. This might require revolution. The problem is, there are not enough communist benches to go around. This bench, which looks just like the other, empty, benches in Washington Park is communist simply because it is dedicated to
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