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The Paranormies

Johnny, Alt Skull, Grognak, and Jack

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128:33

TNE: The Emperor Has No Boobs

The Paranormies ·

2022/12/08

The DOD loses a few dollars.The emperor's new boobs.Man of the Year Rachel Levine is once again asking for your childrenTranny transformations and transformer death cops.Ye continues the alt-light tour.The Raelians enter the fray.Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and GrognakBreak Music: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, by Daft PunkNecronormiecon: The Mound Builders, read by Reinhardt

144:25

Is There Any Yeti Out There?

The Paranormies ·

2022/12/04

Johnny, Reinhardt, and Grognak take a trek up the treacherous mountain passes of the Himalayas in search of one of the most elusive cryptids of all time: the Yeti! What are they? Are they an undiscovered tribe of mountain dwelling humans? Are they some previously unknown species of ape? Are they related to Sasquatch? Are they some sort of interdimensional nephilim hybrid, shapeshifting, humanoid looking demons? We aim to find out. Strap on your snowshoes, call up a sherpa, and let’s go trekking up

130:26

TNE: Gaslighting The Thanksgiving Leftovers To Death

The Paranormies ·

2022/12/01

Chris Cantwell redemption arc updates/Gaslighting is the word for 2022, what a cohenncidence!Elon Musk’s (dorky) mystic ritual nightstand.Ye walks out on Tim Poop.Canadians finally get to kill themselves with assistance.Baalenciaga “damage control” is eerily similar to PizzagateSelf replicating voxels and liquid metal Terminators incoming.“Zombie virus” could be the next pandemic guys…totally…we’re serious this time!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, and GrognakBreak Music: Dungeon Master, by

133:41

TNE: Shalom and Thanks For All the Kids: The...

The Paranormies ·

2022/11/24

RIP White RangerTwitter purges staff, CP disappears: these things are related Trent Reznor: does Capital G really mean “Big Gay”Another Known Wolf: Gay club shooter prevents child drag show. Hero or hero?San Francisco: still a shithole, now with even more fake gendersPanel: Johnny, Dogbot, Hudson, and GrognakBreak Music: 115 by 9 DeadNecronormiecon: Morality and Revolution, Part 4, read by DogbotBUY OUR NEW SHIRT DESIGNS AT DISSIDENT APPAREL! (This is a threat)Follow us on Pilled.net! (Donations are

167:54

Smells like Two-Spirit: The Return Of Mr. E

The Paranormies ·

2022/11/20

The Apocalypse Watchman, the original Transpocalypse Transvestigator ™ Mr. E is back! He joins Johnny, DB, and Reinhardt for a round the realm discussion from anime to Zionism and everything androgyne in between. Let’s get /comfy/ and hang out with the one and only Mr. E.Panel: Johnny, Dogbot, and ReinhardtBreak Music: Smells Like Teen Spirit, by XorcistNecronormiecon: Just The House Settling, read by BradshawBUY OUR NEW SHIRT DESIGNS AT DISSIDENT APPAREL! (This is a threat)Follow us on Pilled.net

137:14

The Nationalist Enquirer: FTX Fried 'n' Sneed: Now...

The Paranormies ·

2022/11/17

A jew named “Bank Man” Stole $10 Billion…hard to believe, right?That was the whole first hour (seriously, there’s a LOT)NASA’s blast off issues continue (“cold weather”, suuuuure…)Thanksgiving break news, and a livesPanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, and Dogbot Break Music: Humans Are Such Easy Prey, by Perturbator Necronormiecon: Morality and Revolution Pt 3, read by Dogbot

171:47

John Dee in Orbs Gone Wild: 2 Wizards, 1 Orb

The Paranormies ·

2022/11/13

Tonight, Johnny and the guys delve into one of the most mysterious and archetypal figures in occult history. Who really was John Dee? Were he and his cohorts just autistic gematria nerds, or something more nefarious? Later on, they wade into the origins of the “Enochian” language supposedly communicated to Dee and his partner by angelic beings. This is a long one, packed with information and debate. Get /comfy/ and join us! Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hudson, Alt Skull and Grognak Break Music:

132:20

TNE: Freedom of (Mal)information Act(ors)

The Paranormies ·

2022/11/10

Black Hebrew Israelites have left the plantation and are theatrically paying the price.Kyrie Irving jumps through hoops to keep his soul.Aaron Carter definitely wasn’t murdered after joining Ye’s crusade.Watching the skies! Blood moons, DEWs, meteors, and more!Dream Hacking Ads: Your very own MKUltra programming ritual, from the comfort of your bed!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hudson, and GrognakBreak Music: Escenas de una Pesadilla [Scenes from a Nightmare], by AlerNecronormiecon: Morality and

104:35

Around the Campfire: Malus

The Paranormies ·

2022/11/06

Tonight, Reinhardt and Johnny are joined around the campfire by longtime friend and listener Malus. Malus has had an eventful live stretching from childhood demonic attacks to ritual magic to serving Jesus Christ. Tonight, we discuss his childhood influences, and how he came to be involved with ritual magic. This will be the first of multiple episodes, but be prepared; this show is not for the faint of heart.Website: https://paranormies.com/Livestreams:

149:17

TNE: A Repetitive Cycle Of Doomed Crisis Boomers

The Paranormies ·

2022/11/03

The Nationalist Enquirer: Lone Skum is a Baphomet Death Knight Korean Astroworld ritual? Round eye gang just happens to take to the skiesPelosi's gay prostitute, in the kitchen, with a hammer. Dark Brandon enters the microphone. “Pandemic Amnesty” is met with a collective “go to hell”. Gigavaxxing and suicidemaxxingPanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Grognak Break Music: Everyday is Halloween Ministry House Mix, by Æther Necronormiecon: Morality and Revolution Part 1, read by Dogbot

199:26

The Halloween Livestream

The Paranormies ·

2022/10/30

The Spooptober journey is at an end! Johnny and a full panel are joined by returning friend Matt Landman to discuss the finer points of Halloween costumes and candy, horror movies, and paranormal experiences!In hour two, Jason from Archaix rejoins the show to reminisce about horror movie classics, chronology deception, historical resets and even the origins of the Great Sphinx! The Paranormies and Archaix set up for some great future topics…Actual Activists WebsiteArchaix WebsiteNoisereich Records

128:38

TNE: The One Before The Halloween Livestream

The Paranormies ·

2022/10/27

Green screen Fortnite presidents.David Hogg reppin’ Masons.Ye keeps up the pressure.Wage slave soldiers get free baby sacrifices.The Indian-Chinese-WEF reverse colonization of Britain is complete.To grug-racism or not to grug-racism?Silver alert prez does not guarantee false flags.“Tridemic” fear pr0n is the latest algorithm output.Murder capital shooting was probably faked.Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hudson, and GrognakBreak Music: Thunderstruck by Steve'n'SeagullsNecronormiecon: Of Conehads and

147:49

The Corvid's Cry

The Paranormies ·

2022/10/22

Spooky cats, curses and the pilgrims. The Raven God OdinNative American Eagles vs Ravens.Stevie Raven VaughnCorvid mimicking techniques.Panel: Johnny, Hudson, Dogbot, and Grognak Break Music: Black Crow on a Tombstone, by SatyriconNecronormiecon: The Raven, by Edgar Allen Poe, read by Dogbot

130:58

TNE: The Apotheosis of Degeneracy

The Paranormies ·

2022/10/20

Famous B.H.I. Kanye doubles down.Dethcon 3 on Saint Floyd’s legacy!Man made cloud portals?Droning is the new SWATting.Black hole belches nonsense.Conspiracy theorists are still a national security threat.White Wakanda city planning.Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and GrognakBreak Music: Hate Song, by Fudge TunnelNecronormiecon: The Hyborian Age Pt. 2, read by Reinhardt

137:32

The Drinkers of Life

The Paranormies ·

2022/10/15

Spooptober continues as Johnny and the guys broach an absolutely horrific and definitely disturbing topic: ritual cannibalism and blood drinking. Who are these people? What are they actually doing? Do they ackshually eat people? Are they Satanists? Luciferians? Both? Neither? Tonight's show is most certainly not for the squeamish, but let's try and get /comfy? and find out what's really going on in the world of these "elite" and not so "elite" cannibals.Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, and GrognakBreak

137:32

The Drinkers of Life

The Paranormies ·

2022/10/14

129:57

TNE: Wignats Seethe at Death Con (Th)reeeee

The Paranormies ·

2022/10/13

Yeezy theater for the White raceTulsi Gabs on the cabalFBI is 50% LGBT, 100% gayJogger rapist phrenology The Paranormies were right about Covid (again)You will eat (breathe?) ze air meatLone Skum + Putin + Vice = More theater Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hudson and Grognak Break Music: TEK, by Monty & VisagesNecronormiecon: The Coming Insurrection, Seventh Circle, Part Two, read by Dogbot

136:09

Gnome Gnosis

The Paranormies ·

2022/10/08

Tonight, Johnny and The Paranormies kick off a special run of Spooptober™ episodes with the hidden folk! Gnomes, Fae Folk, Shining Ones, Machine Elves… there are many names they’re known by across the realm, but what are they? Are they another race altogether, or something else? Get /comfy/ with some flavored coffee as we delve into Gnome Gnosis! Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt and HudsonBreak Music: Grey Garden, by WindhandCreepypasta: The Atrocities of the Drow, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt

163:26

TNE: The Literal Minority Report

The Paranormies ·

2022/10/06

Jewish pedo cult on the loose in Mexico Phenotype minority report is literalCollege zombie safety 101Sodomite love lettersSoy Heebgoblins strike out again!Mickey Rourke is 100% yenta Giant sighting leads to TikTok Canuck’s spoopy deathPanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Fash GordonBreak Music: False Idols, by UnearthNecronormiecon: The Coming Insurrection, Seventh Circle, Pt. 1, read by Dogbot

151:31

Paranormal America: South Carolina

The Paranormies ·

2022/10/03

Tonight, the panel is joined by Battlebot to uncover a few of the most terrifying (and architecturally weird) stories of South Carolina. From haunted insane asylums to angsty basketball ghosts, you don’t want to miss this!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Grognak, and BattlebotBreak Music: Southern Soldier, by The 2nd South Carolina String BandNecronormiecon: Ghost Puncher (in true greentext format), read by Battlebot

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