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Emergency Pants Podcast

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When life gives you lemons, you put on your emergency pants.

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Episode 61: Douche Factory

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2009/08/19

Episode 61: DEAL WITH IT, PINKBOY! And Happy Birthday, Johnny Murder! Ben makes more stuff that is cool Shane walks into a nerdstorm Hey, Joe! Whaddya know? David Blaine and Criss Angel – meh. Gute von schlechten We love to eavesdrop It’s not just a fetish of Bridget’s – crying guys are HILARIOUS! Watch Wrestling Crying … Continue reading »

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Episode 60: Grumpypants

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2009/08/12

It’s episode 60, where we start off by talking about cool stuff and then suddenly become that one old guy always telling the neighborhood kids to get off his lawn. Shane has a bad ass tattoo! Also, his skin is falling off! Gross! Poltergeist and Aliens are pantscrappingly scary Movie theater shenanigans – fight or … Continue reading »

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Episode 59: Pants Party

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2009/08/05

Episode 59 – PANTS PARTY! Everybody’s in this one! Shane, Bridget, Tony and Jamie hang out in their fuzzy feetie pajamas and talk about boys. A very specific part of boys. Jamie made today’s cover art! Thanks Jamie! Unrelated: visit Photoshop Disasters Holy crap there is a Snuggie for dogs Moo and oink – just … Continue reading »

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Episode 58: The Really Big Shew part 2

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2009/07/29

More anniversary/birthday goodness, headed your way. Can you believe we made it a whole YEAR? Tony, Shane, and Bridget read your emails, listen to your messages, and play some of your favorite bits from the podcast. Join us on this trip down memory lane, won’t you? Thank you! Thanks to all of our listeners, you … Continue reading »

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Episode 57: The Really Big Shew part 1

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2009/07/29

It’s here! It’s here! The really big shew! So big, we’re breaking it down into manageable, bite-sized pieces. Can you believe we made it a whole YEAR? Tony, Shane, and Bridget read your emails, listen to your messages, and play some of your favorite bits from the podcast. Join us on this trip down memory … Continue reading »

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Episode 56: Summer Bees

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2009/07/22

Episode 56: We got nothin’! Sometimes we get cranky Summer vacations: lame or awesome? Johnny Murder went under the knife! Go here to send him and Penny some love Bridget struggles to finish a monumental task, meanwhile Shane never finishes anyth We love you guys. All of you. Especially you! *muah* Next week we’re hoping … Continue reading »

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Episode 55: Afternoon Delight

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2009/07/16

Episode 55: Afternoon Delight! Shane makes Washington, D. C. a very lucky lady Warner Brothers cartoons. We miss them! Shane wants to abduct himself Look at these fucking hipsters. Penny Skatt rolls Bridget. Those guys need to put their shirts back on! And stop showing me your O face! Gross! Bridget is at peace with … Continue reading »

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No Show Tonight – How’s Thursday For You?

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2009/07/15

Well, hey there! You’re looking really good! Have you been working out? No really, I mean it! And you smell FANTASTIC. Sooooo, there’s no new show tonight because Shane is a rambling man. He’s out wandering from town to town, making friends, finding love, and solving mysteries – and maybe, just maybe, learning a little … Continue reading »

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Episode 54: Surreptitious Dick

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2009/07/09

Episode 54: Stuff happened. I don’t remember all of it. I’m bad at things. Thanks to Tara for sending us swanky postcards that double as cover art! We consider doing a crinkle-cast Bridget tries to do a bit, Shane lets it die on the vine. We tell you what our theme songs are and what … Continue reading »

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Episode 53: Nobody Puts Jamie in the Corner

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2009/07/01

Episode 53: Deal with it! Thanks to Sutrannu for sending the BBQ States Song, making some cool art and generally being awesome Johnny Murder did it AGAIN! This time in panties! Go watch Close Your Robe! Jamie provided these links which are hilarious Nimbuzz is having an emoticon contest, which got us thinking about what emoticons … Continue reading »

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Episode 52: Enter the Dragon

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2009/06/27

Episode 52, in which Bridget breaks down over the lack of response from the listeners and Shane asks you to just *look* at what you did! Shane needs a badass nickname, preferable one that will make a badass acronym Sutrannu made Shane – with spikes! Johnny Murder wrote a song about Ghost Sex that is … Continue reading »

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Episode 51: Special Gift

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2009/06/17

Enjoy episode 51, complete with Special Gift and Happy Ending! Listener Love! Greetings to Rachel and Shaebay; thanks to Cheryl who sent us a link about the Comfort Wipe and Penny, who sent Bridget the VERY special gift of Ferrari Guy, and Bridget finally remembers to say hi to Victor, listener and maker of Mr. Honeymelon! Also, Monsterosity … Continue reading »

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Episode 50: Internet: Not Just for Porn!

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2009/06/10

Episode 50 of Emergency Pants is dedicated to stuff we love: our listeners, weird links, and the Internet. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KERI! Shane is giddy over his new job We get links to someone falling in a hilarious fashion from Julie, Drunk History from Penny, and Why the Fuck Do You Have a Kid? from Liz. … Continue reading »

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Episode 49: Let’s do Lunchballz

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2009/06/03

Episode 49. It just IS. Bridget can’t get enough of Nerd Boyfriend Mmmmmm, balls! Watching people gardening and writing to Congress on Salvia is freaking hilarious Rose made Midwestern Greeting Cards a reality. We love you, Rose! We continue the discussion of the heartbreak of Hyperhidrosis of the Groin Hi Tara, Rachel and Will, Laura, … Continue reading »

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Episode 48: Rapscallions

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2009/05/27

Episode 48 deals with obsession, our awesome listeners, at-risk youth, and meatloaf. Lots and lots of meatloaf. Ok, not really that much meatloaf. Shane is the meatloaf king Panko! LOL-less update Shane growls for Bay and we say hi to Jodi and Rose Bridget and Shane were at-risk youth Tiptoes. It’s real. Check it out. … Continue reading »

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Episode 47: Tighten Up and Junk

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2009/05/20

Episode 47 of Emergency Pants finds our heroes picking up the pieces after and angry confrontation. Or not. Probably not. Bridget is snotty. Snooty? Snotty. We’re funny! Awkward Family Photos – thanks Liz! Shane has an awesome thing happen Bridget’s Mom is stalking Friend of the Show Jamie – except we actually tell the story … Continue reading »

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Episode 46: Grab-Ass Bag

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2009/05/15

Episode 46, in which Shane and Bridget are recording in the same room! Bridget ran away from home and THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE OMAHA! Also – the mystery episode! What conversations were actually recorded? Hard to say. Here’s what we might have talked about: Toilet paper The most unintentionally hilarious thing Jim has … Continue reading »

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Episode 46 Will Be Posted Later

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2009/05/13

Due to extreme technical difficulties related to connecting two goddamned microphones to one motherfucking Windows computer, Episode 46 will be posted Wednesday evening.

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Episode 45: 15 Pounds of Crap in a 5 Pound Bag

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2009/05/06

Episode 45 of Emergency Pants is filled, stuffed, and packed with all kinds of crazy crap. Then we tamped it down and added more. The unwashed man leaves nothing behind but the rank smell of balls Our listeners rock, including Rachel, who took this picture, Penny, who sent Crying While Eating, and Kelley, who sent Cat Ladies and Laser Portraits. … Continue reading »

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Episode 44: Emergency Trousers the Third – Close...

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2009/05/03

Episode 44 of Emergency Pants is an Emergency Trousers edition! Bridget and Shane are joined by Friend of the Show Jamie: Bridget’s brother from a European mother, bad mother fucker, and former wonderboner. Sausages! Yum! Jamie makes some interesting fashion choices. We suck at compliments, part three. Getting angry at hairstyles. Special greetings from Jamie for … Continue reading »

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