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01:05:11

Ep. 69 - Autism is NOT an Excuse for Bad Parenting...

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/08/14

Instead of talking about Farsight (like we planned), Tom selfishly derailed the conversation and monopolized it, complaining about our favorite non-sponsor, a vehicle crash with the best witness ever, and a parent using Autism as an excuse to, well, not be a parent (or a good hooman). Make Tom feel better, get some 2DT swag here. Follow us on social channels using Linktree, and email your feedback, stories or Dad Jokes to 2DTPod@Gmail.com.

01:34:30

Ep. 68 - Levitation, Politics, and Bullies (other...

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/08/06

We've been out of commission for a few weeks, but Tom can (sort of) breath again and Doug is done vacationing (this month). We're regressing to our early episodes a little this week, covering a LOT of ground. Buckle up, we're explaining how health insurance bills providers, talking about bullies, introducing the One Big Beautiful Bill (Tom just gagged a little bit), becoming a worse spouse as a side effect of parenting, a real levitation device built in Denmark, our "two party" political system,

01:09:24

Ep. 67 - Radical Honesty Parenting

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/07/11

In the spirit of this week's episode, we're going to be radically honest with our listeners. We don't remember recording this episode (seriously). We recorded about three weeks ago, then Tom got STUPIDLY sick and Doug embarked on a new job and a camping journey, and aside from Will Smith's interview about Radical Honesty we don't remember what we talked about. Enjoy, hopefully we weren't terrible, and send your thoughts on parenting styles to 2DTPod@gmail.com !

01:29:08

Ep. 66 - WTH is Wrong With Mars?

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/06/25

Who loves fringe scienceand conspiracies? Tom does.Let's make the case that Mars isn't actually a planet, and how the rest of our solar system may support such an out of this world claim. Also, there's something wrong with Uranus. Photo by CHATGPT and DougDad.

01:09:16

Ep. 65 - Fight Night II: Trump vs Musk

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/06/18

There's been some recent trouble in paradise for Elon Musk and President Trump, so we decided to do the mature thing and speculate, assume, and otherwise infer the rest of the situation. Grab your card and punch in for another fun-filled fight night, featuring passport follies, possible slander (libel?), movie reviews, fun facts about Mars, and huffing Sunny Delight.As always, you can sign up for the 2DT Patreon for bonus content. Get 2DT swag here. Follow us on social channels using Linktree,

01:31:15

All the Updates! A True Tomocracy Episode

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/06/12

Welcome to Just One Dad Talking. This week Doug is unavailable, but we love you all enough that we don't want to leave you without a weekly dose of Dadding. We've covered a LOT of ground over two years and 63 episodes; dreaming cephalopods, Charlie Weiss being a say-nothing-mushmouth for millions of dollars, redshirting our kids, the deuce fairy, even the fantasy land Narnia (or was it Australia?). Today, Tom's giving an update from one topic covered in each episode.We appreciate you, thanks for

01:07:28

Sealand and the Badass Sovereign Prince Michael

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/06/04

If you survived last week's Snake Ducks, you're going to like this one. Have you ever heard of the Principality of Sealand? This place is amazing. In its short history, Sealand has riveting tales of pirates, a hostile coup, a daring helicopter rescue, and the Sovereign Prince Michael, who once captured his abductors and ransomed them back to their host nations. Seriously. This place is amazing, and it would fit in Tom's front yard! It's the world's smallest sovereign nation (eh), but made for an

02:03:45

Guerrilla Warfare

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/05/28

We're covering another crucial pop culture debate, 100 Men vs. a Gorilla. According to AI, " We navigate the ups and downs of this intricate debate—kicking off with a light-hearted banter about their previous episodes before diving into a remarkably detailed analysis of various combat scenarios. "Tom shares his deeper thoughts on military strategies, drawing parallels with historical guerrilla tactics, while Doug questions the feasibility and success rate of various strategies, ensuring the

01:15:32

Moana vs. Mo'Anna (What Frozen's Title Should Have Been)

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/05/21

Remember the early episodes where we just kind of went EVERYWHERE? Today we're talking about Easter and the Pope, Doug humping a police car, Bonnie Blue (Yup, we're back on her like everyone else), a literal curse on American Presidents that may be a bit confused, and a 2DT-style debate about which movie was better, Moana or Frozen. Want some Mo' (ana) 2DT in your life? Check out the hours of bonus content on the 2DT Patreon. Looking for something Elsa to show your support? Pick up some 2DT

02:19:34

Elon Musk and DOGE

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/05/14

Our most heated discussion since Alabama vs IVF (Veni, Vidi, In-Vitro), this week we're talking about Elon Musk, DOGE, and ethics in government and oversight. How Dodgy is DOGE? Does Musk's conflict of interest Trump the potential for reform? We went long on this one, so buckle in for an argumentative, philosophical, ideological battle that lasted longer than Doug's bladder or Tom's patience. Go Dad Go.Check out bonus content at the 2DT Patreon ! As always, we've got some links... Find links to

01:18:10

This is a Tomocracy

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/04/28

This week we have a special guest, Drunk Tom! In addition to our one-sided Tomocracy, we talk about the Jason Voorhees of elephants, butcher the last name of a national champion (sorry Paige!), trigger Tom on Dire Wolves being "de-extincted," and share "the worst thing we've ever done while drunk" stories.Bring Yourself Back to Life with the 2DT Patreon and vote for Tom! A toast to this week's links! Clark-Bueckers Comparison - ESPN Elephant Rage Right to Jail - Parks and Rec Animal House -

01:22

Trailer - Two Dads Talking Podcast

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/04/18

This is NOT a parenting podcast. At least, it's not a how-to. If you're looking for a podcast on how to parent, on how to be a perfect father and set the gold standard for father of the year, then this is not the cast for you. We're here for stories of "Dadding" gone wrong, to share life experiences so you can learn what NOT to do, and to share opinions on just about everything under the sun. This is a podcast for being real, making dad jokes, and supporting other dads in a world that seems to

01:36:08

Fight Night! Louis vs. McDonald's, Tom vs. Angry Beaver

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/04/16

New money-making hack: leave your children at a McDonald's while you go do...something. Follow us for more tips! While you wait to cash in, learn yourself about dad fails, angry non-euphemism beavers, dog attacks, and crazy facts. Also, don't order the hotcakes. Seriously, don't. Join the 2DT Patreon and put a little happy in your meal. Links you can Judo Chop! Hiya! Man Leaves Kids at McDonald's Updates Fatal Dog Attacks Infographic X - Stats that Sound Fake but are True Check out our new

01:08:29

Dad Fail: If you're going to kill someone, do it right

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/04/09

Who is Cain Velasquez, why did he open fire into a pickup truck before chasing it for eleven miles, and why are we sort of happy he only received a five-year prison sentence with time served? We're also talking a little about Vore, mental health professionals identifying as turtles, and possibly the greatest traffic stop interaction of all time.Join the 2DT Patreon for your pet cat. No hamsters were harmed in the making of these links: Cain Velasquez Summary Cats Can't Legally Drive Turtle

01:24:07

Engineers Do It Hard

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/03/26

Where else can you find a podcast that starts with sh*t and ends up talking about engineers and lawnmower purchases...and call centers...and pants turtles? Also, if you've ever wanted to feel sad for camels, Tom has you covered this week.Join the 2DT Patreon and (maybe) save a camel! No hamsters were harmed in the making of these links: Call Center Employee of the Month The Legendary TSA Pants Turtle Check out the new Linktree! It's all that and a bag of chips!

01:21:32

Dads and Taxes (and Baseball?)

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/03/20

Who knew taxes could be so fun? Just kidding, they still aren't. But they are weird when they apply (or don't) to baseballs, body parts, and breast implants. Also, Doug actually has a good idea for reforming property taxes? Shoutouts to Aaron Judge, Jude Law, quantum computing....and our apologies to Forest Whitaker. We love you.Join the 2DT Patreon and write it off as an emotional expense! These links are taxing.... When the IRS Knocks at Your Door - Rudy Ayoub How Much is the Baseball

01:09:13

Dad Fails, Navajo Legends, Poker, and Putin on a Horse!

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/03/12

Okay, maybe that last one is just a fun reference at the end. But this is in fact an episode with a little bit of everything. So kick back, relax, and learn more from our dad fails. Oh, and if you get a chance to come back to life, don't touch the stuffies!Buy us a cup of coffee! Join the 2DT Patreon! The BETRAYAL is real in the links this week: Ghosteas Podcast on Spotify Yee Naaldlooshii Legend Now that we know these stock photos exist, you must also know. Check out our fancy new Linktree

01:19:17

Actual Dad Advice, Followed by Crappy Stories from...

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/03/05

What do half-eaten sandwiches, chasing waterfalls, HIV, and nightclub promotions all have in common? That's right - Philadelphia train station bathrooms (how did you know?). As if that isn't boring enough, add in potential pregnancy updates, poker, and the most eclectic Uber drivers you'll find. When you rate us, don't forget 5 stars!If you don't join the 2DT Patreon Tom will buy clothes for you. The BETRAYAL is real in the links this week: Bonnie Blue is a Liar! So is Lily Phillips! You know

01:04:58

The (Silk) Road Less Traveled

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/02/26

Ross Ulbricht (aka The Dread Pirate Roberts), the notorious mastermind behind the most infamous dark web marketplace, was pardoned by Trump. As usual, Tom and Doug have thoughts. What we didn't have (because we are dum-dums and forgot) was dad jokes, so let us make it up to you: What do you call it when a blind person goes on the internet? The Dark Web Sorry for the recent technical issues with getting new episodes out. Let the extra content on the 2DT Patreon soothe you. Take These Links and

59:34

Consequences Add Value to Things (Bonnie Blue vs....

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/01/29

We're going all in talking about the recent escapades of Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips. We go deep into who did it better, how integral fluffing is, and add a little bit of psychoanalysis to make Freud proud.We're bound to do another gift card giveaway, but you have to join the 2DT Patreon to have a chance! Take These Links and Go Fluff Yourself: Bonnie Blue Claims World Record Lily Phillips Reflects in Documentary We have a merch store. For realsies. You can find the merch store and more on

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