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Nightly News Roundup

A news headline show for people who love to hate the news and hate to love the news.Art by Cory Drake. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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5:08

Nightly News Roundup for Oct. 7, 2025

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2025/10/08

Tonight on NNR: Government shutdown, week whatever — Trump dangles paychecks like bait. Farmers go bankrupt owning the Chinese, Pam Bondi auditions for Bravo in the Senate, and Treasury’s minting a Trump coin because apparently Caesar needed merch. Health insurance hikes nine percent; illness remains America’s best investment strategy. Trump flirts with Canada, and Stephen Miller explains “plenary authority,” meaning “dictatorship, but make it legal.”Theo Jesterfield reporting from the

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4:55

Nightly News Roundup for Oct. 6, 2025

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2025/10/07

Tonight on NNR: Shutdown Week Two. Congress argues over nothing while Rand Paul maintains brand consistency. Federal workers run the skies broke, caffeinated, and praying. Foreclosures up 18%—mortgages as indentured servitude. Trump floats a Maxwell pardon; denies visiting Epstein’s island. National Guard to Chicago—judge says “maybe don’t,” Trump says “already did.” Paramount swallows The Free Press; Bari Weiss = new prophet of monetized journalism. CIA deputy Ellis fires the top lawyer and

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4:46

Nightly News Roundup for Oct. 3, 2025

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2025/10/03

Tonight on NNR: Shutdown Day Three. Congress fails four times, toddlers torch the Capitol and get paychecks. Diddy gets 50 months for a decade of abuse—justice for the rich, prison for the poor. Supreme Court hands Trump a deportation chainsaw—300,000 Venezuelans marked for exile. Trump claws at the 14th Amendment. RFK Jr. fires the nation’s top immunologist, science traded for corpse counts. In Gaza: hostages, smoke, and Trump’s “LAST CHANCE PEACE.” Speaker Johnson stalls Adelita Grijalva’s

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5:08

Nightly News Roundup for Oct. 2, 2025

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2025/10/03

Tonight on NNR: Shutdown Day Two. Senators fast while Americans starve. Trump slashes the budget like a jealous ex. Navy declares war on coke boats; Venezuela becomes a battlefield. Congress gets postcards: “We’re at war now, love Don.” Justice Department purged over tweets. Prosecutors executed. Trump’s lapdog lawyer runs the show. South Shore Chicago: helicopters, chainsaws, children zip-tied, some naked, shoved into U-Hauls. ICE laughs. Farmers starve while USDA runs “essential” programs. Trump

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5:36

Nightly News Roundup for Oct. 1, 2025

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2025/10/02

Tonight on NNR: The lights flicker, fuses hiss, and the government shuts down. HUD blames the “Radical Left.” Trump torches $8B in climate projects. Hudson Tunnel review stops. Workers starve, tunnels rot, trains cough blood. Trump swings an axe at the Fed. Lisa Cook refuses to goose rates. Markets teeter. Independence dies. Domestic violence shelters lose funding because they mention diversity. Jane Goodall shows empathy, intelligence, and community while Congress flails. Bourbon-soaked headlines

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4:42

Nightly News Roundup for Sept. 30, 2025

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2025/10/01

Tonight on NNR: Trump wants generals to war-game Detroit while Hegseth purges haircuts and women alike. Mike Johnson calls healthcare a December hobby. Pfizer kneels to Trump in a pharma shakedown. Kari Lake tries to Goebbels Voice of America. Hurricanes Imelda and Humberto turn the East Coast into a wet weekend retreat. Kristi Noem and Rubio forget the First Amendment exists. And Trump, Netanyahu, and Tony Blair unveil their Gaza plan: rubble with branding.💥 Bourbon-soaked headlines from the edge

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5:20

Nightly News Roundup for Sept. 29, 2025

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2025/09/30

Tonight on NNR: Congress turns grandma’s pension into a hostage note. Supreme Court eyes Ghislaine Maxwell’s freedom papers. A church massacre gets the “not terrorism” stamp. QAnon Shaman sues the planet. Coal barons torch the future with a government check.💥 Bourbon-soaked headlines from the edge of empire. Theo Jesterfield reporting live from the apocalypse—no refunds, no anesthesia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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4:55

Nightly News Roundup for Sept. 26, 2025

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2025/09/27

Tonight: The apocalypse canceled for polling reasons. Constitution-defending prosecutors get shredded. Gaza burns while diplomats vanish. Congress prints checks, Supreme Court sets them ablaze. Heart meds double, sofas triple, factories die. Billionaires deny islands of doom.💥 All the chaos, gallows humor, and political absurdity you can stomach. Theo Jesterfield reporting live from the end of the world—bourbon optional, despair required. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more

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4:29

Nightly News Roundup for Sept. 25, 2025

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2025/09/26

OMB threatens your job, FBI livestreams murder like interactive theater, Comey hangs on Trump’s wall, Alligator Alcatraz vanishes hundreds, Pentagon plays laser-tag with generals, voter rolls prepped for purges, and Trump whispers “no annexation” while Gaza burns.🔊 Reality bites, laughs, and curses at the moon. Tune in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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5:13

Nightly News Roundup for Sept. 24, 2025

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2025/09/24

ICE cries about “rhetoric,” Trump nukes watchdog laws with a wink, and the DOJ duct-tapes justice to a golf cart for a midnight joyride. Zelenskyy gets war crimes; Trump gets Risk strategies. Epstein files close in, lobbyists sweat bullets, and Congress plays whack-a-mole with reality.🔊 News that punches, drinks, and curses at the moon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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4:57

Nightly News Roundup for Sept. 23, 2025

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2025/09/23

Tonight: Trump the “solution” while the world burns, RaptureTok preps for sky evacuation, Florida breeds assassination supervillains, and the Supreme Court gifts presidents a “fire anyone” button. Government shutdown? Coming soon. Heat? Sold separately.💥 All the chaos, absurdity, and apocalyptic political theater you need—100% sarcasm, 0% credibility. Plug in, buckle up, and enjoy the carnage. Theo Jesterfield reporting from the barbecue pit at the end of the world. Hosted on Acast. See

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5:16

Nightly News Roundup for Sept. 22, 2025

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2025/09/23

Tonight: Tylenol and autism conspiracies, Grindr-mourning GOP mobs, and a border czar pocketing $50K faster than hair dye runs in a Texas windstorm. We’ll discuss hunger reports getting deleted, prosecutors fired like cheap strippers, Jimmy Kimmel’s FCC-induced exile and triumphant return, and Congress sprinting away while the nation teeters toward a shutdown. 💥 All the chaos, absurdity, and apocalyptic political theater you need—100% sarcasm, 0% credibility. Plug in, buckle up, and enjoy the

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4:20

Nightly News Roundup for Sept. 17, 2025

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2025/09/18

The Fed hacks the economy with garden shears, Epstein’s ghost DJs over Windsor Castle, and Kash Patel plays human Twister while Congress screams for files that never seem to surface. Charlie Kirk gets a bullet; Stephen Miller promises holy vengeance; and the DOJ deletes decades of right-wing terror data like it’s a browser history. Facts, gaslighted. Blood-soaked receipts. Welcome to America, 2025.🔊 Tune in for your dose of reality, absurdity, and the kind of reporting that makes you ask:how is

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5:29

Nightly News Roundup for Sept. 16, 2025

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2025/09/17

Tonight: Luigi bills UnitedHealthcare in bullets, the U.N. confirms genocide like it’s a weather report, Kash Patel live-blogs FBI work like an unpaid intern, Trump sues the Times for fifteen billion imaginary dollars, and a Pentagon retiree hands Moscow jet secrets before the FBI catfishes him with a fake KGB account, and so long Bob Redford. Theo Jesterfield reporting from the flaming carnival. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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5:31

Nightly News Roundup for Sept. 15, 2025

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2025/09/15

Tonight: America blows everything up, farmers drown in IOUs, Kirk becomes podcast theater, TikTok survives Trump/Xi chaos, Rubio cheers Israel, Fed chaos reigns, and Crawford climbs two weight classes to show God hates gamblers. Apocalypse, tariffs, and slow-motion punches – Theo Jesterfield with a message from the wreckage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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4:30

Nightly News Roundup for Sept. 12, 2025

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2025/09/13

Tonight: Utah cops play whack-a-lunatic, Trump narrates chaos on morning TV. Peter Mandelson vacations with Epstein, then gets fired after the tabloids freak. Tariffs hike coffee prices 21%. EPA protects polluters instead of the planet. National Guard rolls into Memphis, DC gets broomed. FDA kills transparency. 9/11 health funding bleeds out. America’s nightmare continues - Theo Jesterfield reports. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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5:22

Nightly News Roundup for Sept. 11, 2025

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2025/09/11

Tonight: Inflation climbs, jobs crumble, and the Fed preps its economic murder-suicide. Russian drones play bumper cars over NATO turf. Epstein secrets stay sealed while the Senate pretends democracy’s fine. Racist cowards terrorize Black colleges. Another school shooting, another round of empty prayers. 9/11 memorials roll on while the same bastards who weaponized it ask us to “never forget.” America’s bleeding out, folks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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4:42

Nightly News Roundup for Sept. 10, 2025

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2025/09/10

Tonight: Charlie Kirk finds out bullets don’t care about your politics. Another school shooting, another round of thoughts and prayers on autopilot. Russian drones play nuclear hide-and-seek over Poland. Trump turns the FBI into his personal fear factory. Schumer dares Republicans to pick troops over Epstein secrets. New Mexico funds free child care with oil money while other states hoard tax cuts like raccoons in a dumpster. Kids can’t read, politicians can’t govern, and federal agents arrest

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5:00

Nightly News Roundup for Sept. 9, 2025

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2025/09/10

Tonight: Israel lights the peace process on fire like a drunk pyromaniac at a marriage counseling session. Iran lets the U.N. in to count corpses in the fallout. Very cooperative, very transparent. Gregory “Pancho Villa in a Golf Cart” Bovino goose-steps into Chicago with a soundtrack Willie Nelson never approved. ICE tears up the paperwork, decides civil rights are for losers. Trump’s tariffs choke the economy while automation sharpens its knives. Oh, and the president allegedly sent Epstein a

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5:53

Nightly News Roundup for Sept. 8, 2025

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2025/09/08

SCOTUS kidnaps you for Spanish coffee, Trump owes $83M, GOP spins Epstein faster than a carnival ride, CMS uses robot bounty hunters, assassin wants trial by mini-golf, NFL heartbreak continues, and Trump gets booed at the U.S. Open. Theo Jesterfield here, pouring chaos, money, and American absurdity straight into your ears. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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