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Final Femme

Sidney & Jack - Horror movie review

One loves horror movies and the other hates them. Together they weave through the plot and take a stab at finding horror movies that everyone can enjoy.

tv & film film reviews

All Episodes

133:40

Party Room (Panic Room, 2002)

Final Femme ·

2024/09/13

Nobody panic! The next Final Femme episode is here! Jack leads us through a "Three Stooges" heist of a lifetime. Sidney would like the record to show that Burnham is exempt from this label. Make sure to setup the panic room phone line, grab some carbs, and patch us into the PA system so all the menacing burglars can enjoy the Final Femme banter!

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118:57

Disturbing the Razor (Disturbing Behavior, 1998)

Final Femme ·

2024/08/30

The 90's are back! And we're back in high school with kids who shun drugs and try to assimilate their fellow classmates. Talk about Disturbing Behavior. Sid's happy and Jack's pissed but our moody Final Femmes refuse to be another brick in their "utopian" wall!

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135:31

Silence of the gams (Silence of the Lambs, 1991)

Final Femme ·

2024/08/16

This week we're talking Silence of the Lambs! Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins chewing each scene. Sometimes Hopkins is chewing other things. Come for this classic psychological horror recap, stay for the Buffalo Bill impressions! If you listen closely you can hear the lambs screaming.

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119:41

The Thingy (The Thingy, 1982)

Final Femme ·

2024/08/02

Aaaand we're back! SIdney & Jack are here to talk to you about The Thing. Not to be confused with the doodad, the gizmo, the thingamabob, or the Spanish inquisition. It is our promise that through all the aliens, spacecraft, and viscera - you'll have more fun than Kurt Russell playing a Chess Wizard!

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1:43

We're off to Summer Camp!

Final Femme ·

2024/06/28

Sorry friends, no new episode today! We are headed to a summer camp that doesn't allow electronics so we will be unable to record any new episodes for July. The head camp counselor Jesse Vorshees sounds like a really "connect with nature" type. Surely nothing but good things will come to us! We wish you all a fun filled July and we shall return with new episodes August 2nd! We'll be right baaaaaack!

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87:11

Vat ve do in ze shadows (What We Do in the Shadows,...

Final Femme ·

2024/06/14

Viago, Vladislav, Deacon, and Petyr have been vampire buds for hundreds of years. Then one night before dinner, their "meal" turns into something they didn't know they needed—a new friend turned vampire named Nick! Change isn't always easy in friend groups, so your new friends Jack and Sidney are here to help you through it! And for all you vampires out there, please come in and enjoy the show!

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109:42

Chompers (Jaws, 1975)

Final Femme ·

2024/05/31

Sidney and Jack talk Jaws—the original summer blockbuster! Hear about the island's new sheriff that's afraid of water, Brody. The rich and clumsy marine biologist, Hooper. The personification of a sea shanty, Quint. And the great white shark that brought them all together - maybe even a little closer. So turn on your boat cabin radio, kick back, and sink your teeth into JAWS!

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118:24

The Bei-B Sitter (The Babysitter, 2017)

Final Femme ·

2024/05/03

The Babysitter is a classic tale of a boy having a crush on his babysitter that sacrifices people to get her wishes granted by demons. We've all heard it before. But all the talk of babysitters has Jack and Sidney reminiscent of their own youth. While Cole, our young hero, fights to save his own life, Jack and Sidney fight to hold back their own laughter. You'll have to stay up past your bedtime to hear all the good stuff!

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113:02

MiserEEEEE (Misery, 1990)

Final Femme ·

2024/04/19

Sidney and Jack take on Misery! The movie not the emotion. So strap yourself to a bed and hear about this 1990 classic! After killing off the titular character of his hit series 'Misery' Paul Sheldon writes a new book, crashes his car during a snowstorm, and is rescued by his "#1 Fan" Annie Wilkes. But Paul soon learns that Annie may not be his biggest fan so much as Misery's biggest fan and he'll have to write her back alive if he wants to keep his own life.

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108:17

Pontywho? (Pontypool, 2008)

Final Femme ·

2024/04/05

In 2008 the movie Pontypool was released and about 4473 people saw it. Well add two more to that counter because Jack and Sidney watched this 'War of the Worlds'-esque zombie movie and it got them feeling "Mazzy." Or is it Jazzy? Definitely Sassy! It all starts and ends at a radio station in the basement of a church so tune in to hear the show! Ne traduisez pas cela.

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116:44

Final Femmination (Final Destination, 2000)

Final Femme ·

2024/03/22

Get ready listeners because Death is on a schedule! Sidney and Jack fly back to the year 2000 and follow a group of high school students that avoid a plane explosion - making it out alive with the help of a prophetic classmate. But beware listeners, if you cheat death out of their design it will insight a fury that'll terrorize the "MacDaddy" itself!

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101:18

Uneasy Freehold (The Uninvited, 1944)

Final Femme ·

2024/03/08

Based off the book 'Uneasy Freehold' by Dorothy Macardle. One part murder mystery, one part haunted house, add a dash of romance then sprinkle in an HGTV show about buying a house from a rich widower and you've got The Uninvited! So don't just sit there, hit play and let Sydney and Jack regale you with all the haunts and family drama wafting through this 1944 classic!

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110:28

Alien AliOUT The Airlock (Alien, 1979)

Final Femme ·

2024/02/23

No hallway smooches in this cut the 1979 sci-fi horror classic! Its all business among the crew of the Nostromo as Mother has them pick up some eggs on the way home. Pick up or become? The message is unclear. Let Sidney and Jack clear it up as they take you on this horror journey full of bad decisions, breaches of protocol, a space cat, deception, and Aliens giving out free hugs!

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96:33

The Farthouse (The Lighthouse, 2019)

Final Femme ·

2024/02/09

Jack and Sid are back to discuss sea curses, visions of mermaids, and more masturbation scenes than you can shake a dead seagull at! If I were to take a guess, Sid's one word review of this movie would be "Ew." So light your oil lamps, grab some hooch, and we'll spill our beans on The Lighthouse!

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140:37

The ConJURORing (The Conjuring, 2013)

Final Femme ·

2024/01/12

Want to know the secret to saying 'Hello' to a ghost? Play hide-and-go-clap. Paranormal investigators hate this! Those investigators being Ed and Lorraine Warren of this 2013 haunt. Listen to today's episode for more ghost facts!

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88:09

The Sequel Rears it's Evil Dead (Evil Dead 2, 1987)

Final Femme ·

2023/12/29

Deadites. Unholy frights. Saw arm donned. Ready to fight. Evil Dead 2 is no silent night. Join some auld acquaintances and listen to Jack & Sidney serve up the screams and laughs before the year is through!

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108:34

Oh Lawd He OMEN (The Omen, 1976)

Final Femme ·

2023/12/01

Luke-warm off the heels of The Exorcist comes The Omen! Another religious horror movie about evil children except this one is The Antichrist! Sit back and enjoy as Sidney and Jack tell you the tale of assassin nannies, evil dogs, fussy children, and a husband that lied to his wife to make it all happen!

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129:56

Poltergeist, 1982 (Poltern : to rumble or rant)

Final Femme ·

2023/11/17

After Close Encounters of the Third Kind but before The Goonies, Steven Spielberg co-wrote a movie about ghosts you can hear through a TV. Only five-year-old Carol Anne can hear these voices and is soon taken away by the ghosts. Listen to our voices as we take you through every storm, clown encounter, and closet rave Poltergeist has to offer!

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108:43

Sentinel Event Horizon (Event Horizon, 1997)

Final Femme ·

2023/11/03

Onboard the ship Event Horizon, a crew on a rescue mission is haunted by the truth of what really happened to this missing vessel. Learn the truth as Sidney's love of this visceral bloodbath slowly turns Jack insane. Much like any crew that comes in contact with Event Horizon.

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95:43

TReMoRs - formerly Land Sharks (Tremors, 1990)

Final Femme ·

2023/10/20

Val and Earl’s dull lives are upended by mysterious murders in their small town of Perfection. With help from the eclectic residents of the town, Val and Earl learn about the subterranean serial killer worms that threaten their survival. Join Sidney and Jack as they tunnel, shoot and explode their way through Prehistoric worm butts!

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