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The Steve & Jeff Show

Steve Alloy and Jeff Scharf

Comedy, Improvisation, and strange, but cool interviews, are all bundled into one weekly podcast. Steve and Jeff have been friends for more than 50 years, funny since 2022. Enjoy the "Malk Show" (mock talk show) and visit www.steveandjeff.com to find out more.www.steveandjeff.com

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24:25

S3 E30 - The King's Buyers' Guide to What You Need

The Steve & Jeff Show ·

2025/05/24

Send us a text Our hosts stumble upon a book describing what people can and cannot buy under our King's new rules. No more hoarding two or three dolls...unless you buy the King's meme coin. Then hoard away. Jeff tells a story about cheese blintzes that takes longer than it takes to eat cheese blintzes. Steve pictures what thirty blow-up dolls would look like. Miss Clare spent the show in the engineering booth with her face in her hands. Johnny is fixated on Swedish furniture and meatballs.&nb...

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27:03

S3 E29 - Project 2026 After Dark

The Steve & Jeff Show ·

2025/05/17

Send us a text Our hosts start with a discussion about how things are changing, and before anyone is ready, they look into the recently published plans for changing our language. Top-down language changes are always so popular and effective, and this one promises to be no different. Steve rewrites a popular nursery rhyme. Jeff wants to visit Council Bluffs. Miss Clare has decided not to use any words, approved or banned, until further notice. Johnny needs a safer safe word. Steve - Steve Jeff...

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30:24

S3 E28 - I've Got Some Good News and Some Bad News

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2025/05/03

Send us a text Starting with a dream Jeff had about baseball, and aside of the fact that as a life-long Sox fan Jeff didn't know that Minnie Minoso was from Cuba, our hosts pilot a show looking on the bright side of life. So many shows have talked about what is bad that it was time to have a show focused on the good. They examine things that are happening that look bad at first, and squint long enough to find the silver linings in all kinds of things you would never accuse of having a g...

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S3 E27 - Poisoning Ivies

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2025/04/26

Send us a text Spurred by a Harvard Business School-like experience Steve had at a lemonade stand, our hosts look at the struggles between our King and the Ivy League schools around accusations that Harvard is anti-Semitic. They read and comment on the demands the administration made on Harvard. Jeff suggests that Council Bluffs University be admitted to the Ivy League. Steve considers opening a lemonade stand. Johnny thinks it is all a problem of semantics. Did I say that right? Steve - Stev...

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27:57

S3 E26 - Muskmart

The Steve & Jeff Show ·

2025/04/19

Send us a text Steve's basement rehab gets rocked by the ebb and flow of tariffs as our hosts ponder rising prices on ordinary items. Inflation seems to be balloning, and they hope that we all won't be Schwinndled (definition in the episode). They welcome a repeat sponsor with a product that gives you the power of unelected power, and when looking for a place to buy it they find a delightful new store and a possible new sponsor. Their pricing depends on where you live, so move wisely. Steve c...

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1:13

Musk Cologne

The Steve & Jeff Show ·

2025/04/19

Send us a text For that feeling of unelected power. New from Leatherface.

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18:05

S3 E25 - Our Very First Episode

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2025/04/12

Send us a text Nostalgic for the old days that never were, Steve and Jeff revisit their very first podcast. Back in the dim recesses of history, they kicked off the show by interviewing Steve's psychologist. She was the only guest that said yes, and she only said yes because she charged for an appointment. Oh, but there are surprises in store! Let's just say that hand-held audio technology has been a wonderful thing, on balance. Plus, hear about that 1965 Impala straight from the source! ...

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30:21

S3 E24 - A Royal Scam

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2025/04/05

Send us a text Jeff's wife Kathy loves podcasts--not this podcast, no, podcasts about the British Royal Family gossip. Steve and Jeff thought that since we now have our ouw king, it was time to invite onto the show someone who hosts a podcast about American Royal Family gossip. Ms. Stacy Blank, host of the hot podcast "A Royal Scam," (not the Steely Dan album) told us all kinds of goodies about our new king's family. Let's just say golf is in for some surprises. Steve hosts a meeting on Signa...

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34:22

S3 E23 - Marriage Counseling Renewal

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2025/03/29

Send us a text Spurred by Jeff's recent marriage counseling, our hosts remember that they are also in the marriage (and divorce) counseling business. They haven't heard from their sole clients in a while, so they listen to the original episode to see what they did wrong. Find out what they decided! Meanwhile Miss Clare is trying to corner the lawn care and cleaning service businesses. And Johnny had another drink. Lori/ Mary - Kate Wiig Joe/ Steve - Chris Wiig Steve (not Joe) - Steve Je...

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29:17

S3 E 22 - Steve and Jeff Create a Conspiracy Theory

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2025/03/22

Send us a text Jumping into the swirling world of conspiracy theories, our hosts discuss conspiracy theories and the chances for a Cubs-Sox World Series (not a the same time). They speak truth, or something, to power, or whatever. Jeff reviews the non-verbal cues President Lyndon Johnson gave. Steve wonders why anyone would go visit the shuttered Zion Nuclear Power Station, let alone set up some protocols for it. Miss Clare is trying to corner the market in Congressional kneepads. Johnny is a...

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27:47

S3 E21 - Coach Mic Dika

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2025/03/15

Send us a text Always fascinanted by the world of sports, our hosts invite one of the 800 Nebraska Coaches of the Year for 2024, Mic Dika. Coach right away lets them know who is the boss, and talks about his vast experience--everything from Mathletes to Senior Kosher Pickleball. Jeff is speechless. Steve needs to drive his mom to the dentist. Johnny is hanging out in his car. Miss Clare is hiding out at the Harney Hotel. Coach Mic Dika - Eric Green Steve - Steve Jeff - Jeff Miss Clare - Clare...

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20:36

S3 E20 - Steve and Jeff Host a Spelling Bee

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2025/03/08

Send us a text Excited by the news that a spelling bee was happening nearby, our hosts invite one of the spellers onto the show and it turns out she is none other than Sweet Baby Daphne, who was on the show years back discussing her ailment, Juvenile Tourette's Syndrome. She changed her name to Bonnie Ruby Oswald and has outgrown her illness...somewhat. Steve and Jeff host their own spelling bee with her but decide to close early. Miss Clare laughed so hard she dropped her brass knuckles. Joh...

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26:40

S3 E19 - Ohh...Canada!

The Steve & Jeff Show ·

2025/03/01

Send us a text Our hosts have always loved Canada and have never had any problems there. Well, except for the trip where Steve put ketchup on his poutine and tried to pump his own gas at the Esso station. But other than that things have been fine. Good thing that our king can clear things up and show Canada fans like Steve and Jeff the threat posed by Canadian "bacon" and maple syrup! Our hosts discuss these newly unveiled threats posed by Canada and just can't wait for the Denmark show. Stev...

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27:18

S3 E18 - Steve and Jeff Check Their Email

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2025/02/22

Send us a text With, let's face it, millions of listeners, our hosts get hundreds of emails a day. This week they deleted the spam and read three or four from listeners and discussed the questions and comments. Well, they talked about something. Jeff decided to take a poetry writing class. Steve left early to meet up with Gretchen. Miss Clare found she was dangerously low on cyanide so she left early too. Everyone is happy to have the new sponsor, Musk Cologne, but Johnny was oddly silent. Th...

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31:26

S3 E17 - Steve and Jeff Do Their Taxes (or is it...

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2025/02/15

Send us a text It's that time of year again...time for Jeff's dad's parole hearing (real and faux dads), but it's also tax time! SInce they had such a good 2024, our hosts decide to get their taxes done early. And so they can not only do their taxes but also give to their audience, they bring in their tax guy Harry Brock and do their taxes live on the show! The tax tips alone are worth the listen! Their usual guy, Harry's brother Ross, is in prison but Harry shows that he's the brains of the ...

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29:04

S3 E16 - The Name Game

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2025/02/08

Send us a text Not just a classic Shirley Ellis 60s song anymore, our hosts guide us through the new and improved name game, where Adam-like we rename and redefine reality. It's an exciting journey, but take notes. In fact take them in pencil because they may change. Jeff takes a selfie of himself with the new Google Maps. Steve starts a campaign to rename an ocean Steve's Bathtub. Miss Clare has a copy of all your tax, health, and banking information but don't worry, it's read-only. Johnny a...

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24:42

S3 E15 - Steve and Jeff Adopt a Dog

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2025/02/01

Send us a text Loving animals and needing some company in Eccentric Ladyland Studios, our hosts set out to adopt a golden retriever. Sure, it started as a drunk dial but they're wonderful dogs. Anyway, their adoption interviewer, Bailey Mae Buttercup, covers areas most people don't cover. Well, not generally covered in interviews, but they're areas that most people believe are best left covered, if you get what I mean. Steve wants to adopt a 1965 Chevy Impala. Jeff is loading up on pet treats...

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24:52

S3 E14 - The Return of Dr, D, a Highly Paid Medical...

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2025/01/25

Send us a textFaced with a backlash against edgy medical information in a recent episode. our hosts revisit the advice of a highly paid medical professional who appeared on the show last season, Dr. D., who by his own admission is the most important person on Earth. Pronunciation still eludes them however. Dr. D discusses his book "I Didn't Go to Medical School for my Health (or Yours Either)," and diagnoses several listeners live on air without even seeing them, just like he does in his offi...

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32:33

S3 E13 - Return of Rich Mann

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2025/01/18

Send us a textTrying to follow through on their New Year's resolution to lower prices, our hosts consider re-contacting Rich Mann, who declined to invest in their show last year, in the hopes he will give them money. This will have no impact on prices, of course, but our hosts will feel better. To get in the mood they listen to their show with Rich Mann's sock puppet and practice their ability to kneel while speaking in a Russian accent. They lose ownership of the show but through tenacity an...

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32:18

S3 E12 - Suture Self Again

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2025/01/11

Send us a textA medical dilemma for Jeff's brother-in-law, oddly also named Johnny, sets our hosts thinking about the time and money saving process of doing your own surgery. They bring back a show with self-surgery expert Taylor Green, and his literary agent Maxine "Mo" "Max" Greene, no relation. They share all kinds of simple surgical procedures anyone can do on themselves, saving money if not themselves. Steve takes some Gorilla Glue for his date after the show. Jeff's dog for some reason ...

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