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Damaged Ones Podcast

Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland

Welcome to THE DAMAGED ONES!!! Where two great friends, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland come together to reflect stories, life lessons, comedic moments and express their dark humor from a "damaged" mindset! A podcast that may make you laugh, cry, & relate in a variety of ways. Disclaimer: This is NOT for the faint of heart! So if you"re offended... not their problem!NEW EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!!

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67:46

Episode 29: Men's Primal SCREAM

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2025/08/09

Ever feel like you just want to scream at the top of your lungs? Welcome to the Men’s Primal Scream episode — where we talk about the pressure to keep it all bottled up because “that’s what men are supposed to do.” We’ll get into the everyday struggles that make you want to explode, and why letting it out might be exactly what we need.Plus, we dive into relationships — specifically, getting women to think a little more logically instead of purely emotionally (yep, we’re going there). Along the way,

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Episode 28: Woke RAGE, Fear of Marriage & LUST...

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2025/08/02

This one’s gonna sting for some people. We’re talking Sydney Sweeney catching heat just for being hot in an American Eagle ad, Shannon Sharpe getting the boot from ESPN (and yeah, it might have something to do with not keeping things in check), and John Cena making his fiancée sign a 75-page contract before marriage. Plus, the Coldplay Cam fallout and what that says about modern dating. From jealousy to fake outrage to why most men, and Mike Garcia seems scared of marriage — it’s all connected

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70:10

Episode 27: Am I the ASSHOLE?!

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2025/07/26

Turning things around a bit for I, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altand, we decided to search and reflect upon reddit stories on Am I the Asshole (AITA). Anything from weddings, to relationships, to situations that you can relate to or be on the lookout for in some way. Plus, we give tribute to our recent stars that recently passed away, Hulk Hogan, Ozzy Osbourne, etc. Plus, our returning segment of Would You Rather? As always, don't forget to Like, Subscribe, Share and Download the podcast, and be sure

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58:16

Episode 26: Coldplay's Kiss Cam & the "MIC" Check

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2025/07/19

So a lot goes on in one's private life. Bad dates, crazy hookup stories, and a Kiss Cam that goes wrong at a Coldplay concert. Mike Garcia & Sarah Altand discuss the crazy story that's hitting news everywhere and goes into why this is actually a bigger floodgate than ever in corporate job places. The reality is, cheating in public should never be a thing. Plus, Mike goes into an awkward situation where he almost hooked up with a woman that "kinda" used him as a microphone. Full of laughs and

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Episode 25: Turning 35 = BIG GOALS to MAKE

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2025/07/12

You've heard it here folks, I, Mike Garcia will be turning 35 next Tuesday, which means there are more immediate goals I need to make for myself. And a few covers some life goals that needs to happen. Anywhere along the lines of getting a new tattoo, which Sarah Altand explains well in detail, getting, or at least, working with fun exotic animals, getting a dash cam, or just be more aware of life choices. This is the age of millennials, now is the time to get shit done! All that plus our returning

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86:05

Episode 24: EXTREMISTS in Society

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2025/07/05

There are passionate people, there are those that do go overboard from time to time, then there are the ones that take it to the EXTREME! Whether it is people on social media, like the Trans person, Lilly “Tino” Contino, being a predator to record in women's bathrooms, the unnecessary debate on Apple vs. Android phones, both rage & race-baiters and so much more. Then again, we can become extremists ourselves, especially when it comes to animals, or the one commonality we all have a need for,

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Episode 23: MISUNDERSTOOD Villains

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2025/06/28

It's that time again where we dissect the very nature of a character's personality. In this case, what makes a villain tick? And are certain ones misunderstood? Maybe... we're the true villains in our story, and doing some HATEFUL THINGS... like putting PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA?!!! Or getting an easy order wrong, HAHAHA. It's another episode of laughs, a bit of controversy, rants, another returning segment of "Would You Rather?" and shouting out to an amazing woman that just passed away... Let's be better

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Episode 22: Having ADULT Responsibilities...

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2025/06/21

We all go through it don't we? The sheer crushing weight of having Adult Responsibilities and how sometimes we just not want to do anything. To just rest, relax, mentally decompress, to just do whatever we want. Unfortunately, the world doesn't work that way, but we try to do what we can to do what we need to do. We never back down, we never quit. Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland discuss this with the idea that we gotta crawl through so much shit just to reach the life we want. In the end, it's all

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84:11

Episode 21: Not EXACTLY a Relaxing Vacation...

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2025/06/14

Our dear Sarah Altland just came back from her vacation, and we wanted to hear as much about it, plus relating our own stories from bad vacations. From inconsiderate people to vandalism going on at beach houses, Mike and Sarah share it all and more. Plus, we dig into the idea of polygamy and how fascinating it is for one person to juggle multiple partners simultaneously. All that plus our returning segment of 'Would You Rather?" As always, don't forget to Like, Subscribe, Share and Download the

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86:25

Episode 20: OnlyFans & BATH Bait

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2025/05/31

So today is a different direction as Mike Garcia & Sarah Altand decides to tackle on current events that's been going on in the world today. A few examples deal with Sydney Sweeney deciding to sell Dr. Squatch soap that is made from HER bathwater. Plus, they dive deep into the allure of Only Fans, and throws a fit over people suing others for pretty much anything. As always, don't forget to Like, Subscribe, Download and share the podcast!IMPORTANT NOTE: We will not be here the first week of

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75:05

Episode 19: What Fantasy World would YOU want to Live...

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2025/05/24

Thinking outside the box, since this world is ordinary and sometimes, kinda boring (a bit), we wanted to share our fantasies on what kind of fantasy world we'd love to live and be a part of. Our answers may either surprise you or you can relate to it in some way. Plus, we reminisce once again on things we use to watch as children, and of course, redoing our segment of Would You Rather, which gets Sarah to deal with her biggest fears. MUAHAHAHAHA!!! As always, Like, Subscribe, Share and Download the

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57:40

Episode 18: Addictions. FETISHES. Confessions.

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2025/05/16

It's that time where we dive a bit deeper into strange addictions and certain fetishes that people have. Whether it's the usual foot fetish people have, a neurological/mental disorder of something called "Pica", or even just acknowledging the fact that someone is addicted to eating a couch... Sarah and myself go into the weirdness of weirds. Speaking of which, I confess on a few things that I've eaten when I was a kid, and something Sarah ate as a sign of defiance. All that and more, right here!!

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Episode 17: The White KNIGHT Syndrome

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2025/05/10

So it's pretty clear that the majority of us, mostly men, suffer from the White Knight syndrome. To essentially "save" or "fix" another person and expecting to be loved and accepted based on what we do for them. Clearly, Mike has been suffering from this for YEARS as he talks so deeply about this. This can lead to self loathing and rejection to others. Have you suffered from this as well? Have you felt this way and ended up nowhere except the Friend Zone? Let us know what your experiences are and

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60:47

Episode 16: The Shannon Sharpe Controversy

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2025/04/26

So there are a LOT of Hot Topics out there, from the Shannon Sharpe lawsuit going on, to the Blake Lively stuff, kinda makes you think how damaged these celebrity mindsets are. Plus, we go into online dating and how much it has changed significantly. Also also, who would you rather fight, a Predator or an Alien? All that and more, right here! As always, like, subscribe and share the podcast!

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Episode 15: Too Honest? Big YIKES

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2025/04/19

So today is all about being honest in relationships. But how much honesty is a good thing? Would you still love each other as worms? Would you marry again if your significant other passes? What would you do in your particular relationship with your partner? Also also, we get into our own game of "Would Your Rather?" and talk on Easter! Happy Easter weekend everyone!!! Don't forget to Like, Subscribe, Share and download!!!SMOSH Easter Bunny Link, timestamp, 0:40:

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60:44

Episode 14: Being MISERABLE is an Addiction

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2025/04/13

Sarah and Mike come together to discuss the psychological mindset on why certain people, LOVE being MISERABLE. Is it an addiction, an infection, a disease??? Maybe it's a way of seeking attention and validation, etc. Because of this, Sarah and Mike talk on their personal experiences on why they HAD to stay miserable to do what they. Especially when it heavily involves marriage and relationships. All this and more, plus our beginning segment of Feeding a Giraffe, and the returning segment of

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59:33

Episode 13: Masking PAIN with HUMOR

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2025/04/04

So Sarah and I decided to talk on what kind of trauma we both go through and how well we use humor to mask our pain. Let's face it, using humor is essentially the best way to get through the toughest of times. And yet, it seems Sarah may wanna do some "legal" revenge... Say what now?! LOL. Plus, it's her birthday weekend and she's dead set on getting another tattoo. All that and more right here on the DAMAGED ONES podcast. Like, subscribe, share, follow!

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Episode 12: Narcissism & "UNFORTUNATE" Events

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2025/03/29

From a brief topic on Rachel Zegler being narcissistic comes to Sarah's perspective of dealing with a narcissistic parent. What lessons to learn from, how to look out for the signs, and what we can do to cope from the aftermath from living in a situation like this. Plus, we both talk on a series of "Unfortunate" aka FUNNY as hell, events that happened to us in our lives. Including something involving Golf, the family jewels, a swimming pool and much more! Also also, introducing our own version

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54:41

Episode 11: Why DON'T we want Kids?!

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2025/03/22

A question that we get asked from time to time from many others in our outer circle. Why don't we want children? Bunch of reasons explained in detail here, from DNA, to finances, to even fear of the unthinkable. All we ask from others is for our decisions to be respectful as we respect others. Maybe you relate in some way, or maybe not. Just hear us out and we'll explain it all, haha! Plus, for the first segment, we dive into Rachel Zegler and the controversy of the Snow White movie. Keep that train

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49:43

Episode 10: Bullshit LIES

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2025/03/17

After some technical difficulties, we were finally able to record the episode with better audio for you to enjoy, on the topic of Bullshit Lies! Lies we were told as children! From Santa Claus, to the Tooth Fairy, to even Reality TV and a funny moment that involves the Power Rangers. Lots of laughter in this episode! Be sure to Like, Follow & Subscribe the podcast, and be sure to ask us any questions here!https://www.voiceofgarcia.com

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