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01:35:26

Horrorble Opinions: Five Nights At Freddy's 2 (2025)

Horrorble Opinions ·

2026/02/27

Have you or a loved one had two hours of your time wasted by half a movie? If so you may be entitled to compensation. Dial 555-DougTheSpud now to talk to legal representation. We will get you your time back. But you won’t get it back by listening to three dudes all in the same room talk about Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. It’s a chaotic all in person recording the likes of which has only been seen once before.And remember otters otta help each otter.#gapefordougINTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by

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01:41:28

Horrorble Opinions: Heart Eyes (2025)

Horrorble Opinions ·

2026/02/13

You're favorite love gurus are back horrorble people with a hot Valentine's Day film for you. We are covering Heart Eyes, directed by Josh Ruben. In this episode your favorite hosts come out of the closet, use the wrong microphone, make a big mess, and possibly say the grossest thing so far on this show. But we do love love and a Devon Sawa and a great Fast and The Furious joke. So grab your special someone and enjoy this violent romantic journey with us!INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by

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01:02:01

Horrorble Opinions: Ava's Possessions (2015)

Horrorble Opinions ·

2026/01/30

Pull up a chair and join the circle as we discuss the 2015 horror comedy Ava’s Possessions. Don’t be dismayed at some of the outbursts this episode, that’s just the collective possession within your hosts saying gross weird things. No mortal mind could conceive of cum butter, that’s the demon talking.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail

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00:54:50

Horrorble Opinions: The Weedhacker Massacre (2024)

Horrorble Opinions ·

2026/01/16

Join Horrorble Opinions on the rock bottom and eat armodillo meat while we review The WeedHacker Massacre (2024), directed by Jody Stelzig. Notice we didn't say watch this. What does it actually take to make a movie? When should you turn off a movie? Where can you film without a permit? Who thinks this was a waste of our limited time on this spinning Earth of ours? Why would you avoid a good game just because it's a bit porny? Will your hosts ever agree on which movie song is better. Should we just

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01:31:14

Horrorble Opinions: The Black Phone 2 (2025)

Horrorble Opinions ·

2026/01/02

We are back from our little holiday and starting you off with an absolute banger for season 4 with The Black Phone 2 (2025). Don't listen to Ryan, this is the true start to season 4. Which one of your Horrorble hosts will win the favor of Ernesto? Whats Mando doing here? Does everyone still have the same hair? Is snow the only thing getting plowed? What are the rules for what you get to keep when you die? We answer these questions and so many more about this very unexpected sequel to a pod

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01:09:59

Horrorble Opinions Christmas: Krampus (2015)

Horrorble Opinions ·

2025/12/25

Merry Christmas Horrorble People!!! Your favorite Horrorble Hosts are finally doing THE Christmas horror movie, Krampus (2015), directed by Michael Dougherty⁠. Everyone loves this movie, right Ryan? Right Ryan!? We got perving Santa, the miracle of a boy's first words, Toni Collette having issues with another family, a cute dog and a bunch more Christmas shenanigans! Oh and this might be all grandma's fault, you all just don't want to admit it.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern

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00:55:55

Horrorble Opinions: Thankskilling (2008)

Horrorble Opinions ·

2025/11/27

Happy Thanksgiving from your favorite Horrorble Hosts who still don't have a clue about anything! In this holiday bonus episode we cover the cult classic Thankskilling! Which wasn't the movie Kenny actually meant when he picked it and definitely is not a Troma movie. One host hated it, one liked it just fine, and the last one didn't realize it at the time but he liked it most of all! That turkey crossed a line and Daniel won't forgive him! Ryan won't forgive Kenny and Kenny seen

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01:21:30

Horrorble Opinions Season 3 Recap

Horrorble Opinions ·

2025/11/01

Welcome Horrorble People to the Season 3 Review Show! That's right! Three years of your life, our life, everyone's life! We talk shop, make promises to ourselves that we won't keep, create plans that will be forgotten until the next season review, and generally do a lot of not talking about what we watched this season. The typical us you love!INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0

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02:07:38

Horrorble Opinions: Weapons (2025)

Horrorble Opinions ·

2025/10/31

Zach Cregger strikes again with another off the wall, fun horror movie. We are Naruto running away from Time Cop many times this episode as we cover Weapons (2025). Is this a MCU Multiverse? Who is in Longlegs extended family? Did Daniel provide tunnels worth snaking? What caliber rounds would a gun cloud shoot? You are going to need to keep your Gladys locked up inside if you want to join us on this journey. Kenny just can't deal with her, especially when she drinks from a bowl like a cat. NO

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01:20:47

Horrorble Opinions: Bring Her Back (2025)

Horrorble Opinions ·

2025/10/30

Danny Philippou and Michael Philippou are out to make your Horrorble hosts feel bad again and we are dragging you all along for the ride! That's right, today we are covering their 2025 hit film that's all about family, Bring Her Back. Daniel just wants to have a little wood chomping son to love him but knows it will never happen because Daniel is too afraid to be less of an adult around his new child. Ryan might be one of those people that purposely causes himself to have a disability. This

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00:54:02

Horrorble Opinions Books Talk: The Origin of The...

Horrorble Opinions ·

2025/10/29

Everyone grab some lubricant to slide into your wetsuits because Horrorble Opinions is diving back into another Guy N Smith crab book! "The Origin of the Crabs" is the 3rd crabs book that takes us back to the beginning. At least that's what the title implies even though the story barely does. In this episode we find out that Ryan is a monster who gives his daughter a pet, lets her care for it for a few days, and then feeds it to her and expects everything to be just fine. The only

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00:53:48

Horrorble Opinions TV: Midnight Mass - Episode 7 and...

Horrorble Opinions ·

2025/10/28

Join us for one last monologue as we watch the final episode of Midnight Mass.Was this the best example of post nut clarity ever depicted on screen?Why can’t we wear pants in the circle of forgiveness? Was Bev a double agent or just dumb?Who shit in my pants?!#havethedayyoudeserveINTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter

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01:22:53

Horrorble Opinions TV: Midnight Mass - Episodes 5 And 6

Horrorble Opinions ·

2025/10/28

Come row out in a boat with us to watch the sunrise as we discuss episodes 5 and 6 of Midnight Mass.Today Ryan finds out what it means to be an Eskimo blood brother.Kenny continues to call Sara a vet doctor.Daniel questions if he got the number of episodes correct.Which host almost shits his pants during the recording? Spoiler, it's not who you think! And thankfully there's not a single monologue on a couch.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative

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01:30:41

Horrorble Opinions TV: Midnight Mass - Episode 3 and 4

Horrorble Opinions ·

2025/10/27

It’s a podcast miracle today on Horrorble Opinions as we cover episodes 3 and 4 of Midnight Mass.At what point do you file a noise complaint against your aging parents for their loud ass banging at all time of the night?Kenny auditions for a future flanigan project.We learn the ins and outs of postal fraud.And we wonder if anyone will ever get the name of the priest right.#nomorecouchmonologuesHeartbreaking by Kevin MacLeod | https://incompetech.com/Music promoted by

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01:36:55

Horrorble Opinions TV: Midnight Mass (2021) - Episode...

Horrorble Opinions ·

2025/10/26

Bless us Horrorble people for we have sinned. We have had impure desires towards a pair of tight pants. That's right we watched the first two episodes of 2021’s Midnight Mass and came out with some questions of faith. Will the other two hosts ever pronounce Monsignor correctly? Is it a Dracula? Where does father Paul buy his jeans? What are you bringing to the crock pot luck? How many monologues does it take to break Ryan? INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed

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01:49:23

Horrorble Opinions: Tremors 7: Shrieker Island (2020)

Horrorble Opinions ·

2025/10/25

On behalf of the entire Horrorble Opinions staff we would like to issue Jamie Kennedy a huge apology and say we are sorry we were mean to you earlier. We didn’t realize what we had until it was gone. Today we watched 2020’s Jamie Kennedy’less Tremors: Shrieker Island. A surprisingly good mix of predator, jurassic park and some other tasty bits. And if you thought this would be an episode where we didn’t come up with another porn parody you would be wrong!#GrabboisINTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic"

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01:00:49

Horrorble Opinions: Tremors 6: A Cold Day In Hell (2018)

Horrorble Opinions ·

2025/10/24

We're sorry Horrorble Opinions family. When we started Tremors 6: A Cold Day In Hell (2018), directed by Don Michael Paul, we did not know it would take us to the arctic tundra of South Africa, but here we are. But in darkness comes light! So watch this "movie," then listen to how we would have made it better. Spoilers! It involves musicals, physical transformations, and butt stuff.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative

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01:14:37

Horrorble Opinions: Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015)

Horrorble Opinions ·

2025/10/23

In between Kenny’s many many bathroom breaks we attempt to discuss the anti apartheid political thriller 2015’s Tremors 5: Bloodlines. How many trips to the bathroom will Kenny take throughout this episode? What should we call our gacha anime girl grabboid racing game? Which host has secretly been a geologist this whole time?Spoiler alert: Someone falls in a hole.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0

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01:04:04

Horrorble Opinions: Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004)

Horrorble Opinions ·

2025/10/22

Howdy Horroble Opinions listeners, it's us, your old timey family lineage that watched the best movie nothing wrong with it Kenny it's ok, also known as Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004), directed by S. S. Wilson. Wanna watch tremors when they were called dirt dragons? Sure ya do! Wanna watch a graboid get shot with a cannon? Sure ya do! Wanna listen to Ryan be convinced he's inhaling deadly chemicals? Sure? Ya? Don't mix chemicals! INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod

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00:57:58

Horrorble Opinions: Tremors 3: Back To Perfection (2001)

Horrorble Opinions ·

2025/10/21

Way to go Horrorble Opinions dudes! The first Tremors was perfect. The second one less so. And now this one we are going back to perfect by going back to Perfection. Say 'hi' to the neighborhood graboid protection society, and watch Tremors 3: Back To Perfection (2001), directed by Brent Maddock. Or maybe don't. Maybe just listen to us talk about it. We got everything you need! Actor confusion. Our rides for theme parks. Our picks for merchandise. Everything! Kenny even makes the bold claim that the

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