PODCAST

Hard Ticket to Home Video

A movie review and humor website that reviews movies with humor and humors movies with reviews.

All Episodes

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 11: Grabbers

Hard Ticket to Home Video ·

2025/10/11

Grabbers (2012) Country of Origin: Ireland Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Irish boozehounds run afoul of Grabbers. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: So the Grabbers crash down from space and attack a boat. This must be based on the same true story as The …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 10: Space Amoeba

Hard Ticket to Home Video ·

2025/10/10

Space Amoeba (1970) Country of Origin/Production: Japan Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: An amoeba from space hitches a ride back to earth that mutates sea creatures into giant monsters Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: A non-Godzilla Kaiju flick. Not sure I tried …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 09: Don’t Torture A Duckling

Hard Ticket to Home Video ·

2025/10/09

Don’t Torture A Duckling (1972) Country of Origin/Production: Italy Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Some little Italian brats (one of whom gets to see Barbara Bouchet naked) all get murdered and the town blames the wrong person. A tale as old as time. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 8: Killer Condom

Hard Ticket to Home Video ·

2025/10/08

Killer Condom (1996) Country of Origin: Germany Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: German Italian Americans run afoul of condoms that kill. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: Wait, this is set in New York City??? That’s not East Berlin! Picking movies with subtitles while …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 7: At Midnight I’ll Take...

Hard Ticket to Home Video ·

2025/10/07

At Midnight I’ll Take Your Soul (1964) Country of Origin/Production: Brazil Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Coffin Joe is the town’s most villainous undertaker. However, he just wants to settle down with the right woman—as long as she gives birth to a son, that’s all Coffin Joe …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 06: Strip Nude For Your Killer

Hard Ticket to Home Video ·

2025/10/06

Strip Nude For Your Killer (1975) Country of Origin/Production: Italy Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Getting murdered after you undress. Was the title that ambiguous? Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: An immediate opening shot of an abortion from crotch view. They just don’t make movies like the used to. …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 5: Mystics in Bali

Hard Ticket to Home Video ·

2025/10/05

Mystics in Bali (1981) Country of Origin: Indonesia Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: A tourist in Bali runs afoul of mystics. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: Meat Sticks in Belly? Ohhhh, Bali Total Fitness. I’m not holding out high hopes for this plot …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 4: Medusa

Hard Ticket to Home Video ·

2025/10/04

Medusa (1973) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: The director also made KISS Meet the Phantom of the Park. Need I say more? Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: This flick has a very James Bond-style opening song. Sung in Greek of course. Medusa! She’s the Gorgon…A Gorgon with the …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 03: Deep Red

Hard Ticket to Home Video ·

2025/10/03

Deep Red (1975) Country of Origin/Production: Italy Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: A killer in black stalks Italy. Pretty much the basis of all Giallos if you boil it right down. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: Let’s see: Soundtrack by Goblin? Check. A killer wearing black gloves? Check. …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 2: Murder by Phone

Hard Ticket to Home Video ·

2025/10/02

Murder by Phone (1982) Country of Origin: Canada Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Phone users run afoul of murder. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: 1) Don’t pick up the phone, You know he’s only callin’ ’cause he’s drunk and alone. A woman answers a …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 1: Horror Hospital

Hard Ticket to Home Video ·

2025/10/01

Horror Hospital (1973) Country of Origin/Production: United Kingdom Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Jason Jones, and new friend, Judy run afoul at an evil mansion with an evil mad doctor! Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: Hey it’s Michael Gough, Alfred from the Burton/Schumacher …

Schlocktoberfest XV – Release Trailer

Hard Ticket to Home Video ·

2025/09/04

Schlocktoberfest XV starts October first. In case you didn’t bothering watching the trailer I once again took the time and care to make, even though our readership numbers are lower than King Kong’s balls on a hot day. Enjoy.

Schlocktoberfest XV – Advance Teaser

Hard Ticket to Home Video ·

2025/04/11

Schlocktoberfest XV arrives this Fall. As always.

Schlocktoberfest XIV: A Really BIGfoot Recap

Hard Ticket to Home Video ·

2024/11/01

Let‘s wander through the forest again! Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 1: The Capture Of Bigfoot Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 2: Demonwarp Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 3: Night Of The Demon Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 4: Sasquatch: The Legend Of Bigfoot Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 5: Abominable Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 6: The Witch Who Came From The Sea Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 7: The Bigfoot Trap Schlocktoberfest XIV—Day 8: …

Schlocktoberfest XIV – Day 31: BIGFOOT (Special...

Hard Ticket to Home Video ·

2024/10/31

BIGFOOT! (2012) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: A group of has-been actors and shock-rocker Alice Cooper in the woods run afoul of a Bigfoot. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: Brad: Hello Boys! Happy Halloween! It’s been a long time… Brad: It has been a long time. HAS BEEN? …

Schlocktoberfest XIV – Day 30: The Six Million Dollar...

Hard Ticket to Home Video ·

2024/10/30

The Six Million Dollar Man: The Secret Of Bigfoot Parts 1 and 2 (1976) Some BTS: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Cyborg against cyborg in a one fall rumble in the woods. Here are some of my observations as I watched the show: “Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive.” still one of the greatest …

Schlocktoberfest XIV – Day 29: The Badge, the Bible,...

Hard Ticket to Home Video ·

2024/10/29

The Badge, the Bible, and Bigfoot (2019) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Bigfoot in the woods runs afoul of Christians. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: All of the names in this are the Wright family. They invented flight and now this?? According to this song, it’s so easy …

Schlocktoberfest XIV – Day 28: Sasquatch Sunset

Hard Ticket to Home Video ·

2024/10/28

Sasquatch Sunset (2024) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: A family of Sasquatches in the woods run afoul of People. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: Every day, I look at the world from my windowBut chilly, chilly is the evening timeSasquatch Sunset’s fine (Sasquatch Sunset’s fine) I should get …

Schlocktoberfest XIV – Day 27: Creature From Black Lake

Hard Ticket to Home Video ·

2024/10/27

I’ll be driving next year, you know what that means? Me neither. We will however be able to go to Central Avenue whenever we want to. Imagine living near there? I can’t. Look, I’m not gonna have a lot of achievements in life so lemme have this. Is this another Bigfoot movie? What the Hell’s …

Schlocktoberfest XIV – Day 26: Exists

Hard Ticket to Home Video ·

2024/10/26

Exists (2014) Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: People in the woods run afoul of the Bigfoot. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: Since 1967, there have been over 3,000 Bigfoot encounters in the U.S. alone. These are their stories… Isn’t Bigfoot strictly a U.S. thing, anyway? DID YOU SEE …

62 results