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Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!!

Is Rachel stupidly brave or lovably impulsive? Are Taxxons unambiguously evil or just another victim of the anti-swarm agenda? Is a cockroach morph ever just a cockroach morph? Read along with three friends as they go through the series and try to answer the Animorphs’ toughest questions.

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58:03

Crustacean Christian Side Hug (Megamorphs 2)

Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!! ·

2025/05/28

The Animorphs encounter the Mercora, a lovable, crablike people attempting to build a home on Earth, and immediately become conscripted into someone else's war. What does the introduction of the Mercora tell us about the series' stance on nonviolence? Is Cassie doomed to be hardened to violence and harming others over the course of this series? Is Tobias inevitably going to become an Alloran type, willing to sacrifice the well-being of the few for the needs of the many? Are the Mercora...

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61:03

Sunday in the Jurassic Park with George (Megamorphs 2)

Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!! ·

2025/05/21

The Animorphs continue their dinosaur journey!! We meet a an alien race of ant-like beings, the Nesk. Dino-Tobias hunts human Rachel. Jake morphs into a T-Rex while inside the throat of a T-Rex. Why does KA Applegate hate ants so much? Could the Nesk have possibly learned English that quickly? Did eating T-Rex meat upset Jake’s tummy? The Nesk fly pyramidal spacecrafts-- are those pyramids with sharp corners or smooth corners? And how did Miranda possibly manage to edit around all of Ed...

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73:43

OG Blue Prince (Megamorphs 2)

Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!! ·

2025/05/14

The Animorphs get nuked back in time to the Age of Dinosaurs. Rachel and Tobias get eaten. Cassie rolls a nat 20 on a survival check. How will Tobias deal with being attracted to humans in the body of a hawk? Are CheesePuffs good? Who taught Eddy about vore? What's with that volcano? Is there anything to the fact multiple characters in this book are rescued by external manifestations of themselves? Support the show Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks @anidorkspod on ...

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46:13

Animorphs Apocrypha (Mailbag)

Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!! ·

2025/04/23

*Heads up!! We will be off next Wed, April 30th and plan to begin releasing MegaMorphs 2 (not Book 19!) on Wed, May 7th.* The AniCool Kids went together to see an immersive theater performance and now they can’t stop imagining what an Animorphs immersive theater experience might be like. Escape from the Yeerk Pool? A simulation of a morph gone wrong? A day in the life of Eileen the Dolphin Trainer?? We read your emails about Books 16 and 17 and discuss: What if Fenestre is just taking little ...

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55:36

The Andalite We Deserve (Book 18)

Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!! ·

2025/04/09

Book 18 concludes with the reveal of the City of Worms (!!!) and a journey to a Bright Hole. Ax laughs. Do rebellious Andalites ever run away to join the Andalites circus? Should we explore the human instinct to slap a mosquito as a solution to waking coma patients? What is Andalite art like? What are the implications of how Z-space is deployed in this book? If the Andalites have Z-space tech, why the hell are they taking so long? And in the alternate timeline where the Andalites succes...

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50:55

Now This is What I Call Podcasting!! (Book 18)

Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!! ·

2025/04/02

The Animorphs chomp on some Leerans and are weirded out when they suddenly can read each other’s minds. For once the kids solve their problems through actually just talking about their feelings. When is it appropriate to touch someone’s face without asking? Will we ever meet an Andalite who isn’t a jock? Why haven’t the Animorphs questioned whether the Ellimist is interfering in this book yet? And what might the Animorphs have learned if they uncovered some genuinely juicy secrets durin...

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66:07

Taxxon in a Pringles Can (Book 18)

Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!! ·

2025/03/26

Ax finds himself more torn than ever between his allegiance to the Animorphs and to his own people. A traitor is revealed aboard the Ascalin and the kids are forced to seek out possibly the most tragic Andalite of all. What might be the translation for the Andalite curse “yaolin”? Why are the Yeerks so determined to take the only landmass on a planet inhabited by a species that lives underwater? Is anyone's backstory in this series as much of a bummer as Prince Galuit? Support the show ...

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52:06

Deepfake Jake (Book 18)

Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!! ·

2025/03/19

Sometimes you have to close a door to open a window, yes, but sometimes you have to open a window to Hulk-smash out of another. The Animorphs morph into mosquitoes and develop a lust for blood. The kids go to Z-space. Is it rude to ask an Andalite to lift their hoof to reveal what exactly is going on down there? Does Eddy know how to say the word “irreparably”? (Answer: no!!!) Do any of the Anidorks know how to say “Carnegie”? (Our working theory: the pronunciation is a PA thing!)...

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56:41

Axolatl Avocado (Book 18)

Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!! ·

2025/03/12

Send us a text Ax tries to get a part-time job and fights Visser 3 on top of a McDonalds. Chapman hits a guy with a minivan. Who is Jane Carnegie and where is she?! If every Aristh gets a kafit morph, why is Ax so suspicious that Visser 3 has one? Where we robbed of an entire book of the Animorphs trying to prove that Chapman hit a Secret Service agent with a minivan? And isn’t the roof of a McDonalds the perfect location for a one on one brawl to the death? Support the show Support us ...

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61:31

The Enemy of My Enemy is a Q-Tip (Minisode)

Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!! ·

2025/03/05

Send us a text We empty the mailbag and take a quiz for babies to test our knowledge of the series so far. How would Ax place the other Animorphs on his MySpace Top 8? Is Eddy being contrarian for the sake of the podcast? And is Cassie a little more comfortable with violence as a solution to the problems that the Animorphs faced than we realized? Support the show Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com Hey...

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45:57

Tom Felton Beam (Book 17)

Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!! ·

2025/02/19

Send us a text The kids humiliate Visser 3. He retaliates by morphing into a very slow porcupine bird with bad eye sight. Has any book in the series come together so well in the ending as this one? Shouldn’t the Yeerks be cleaning all of those dead bats out of the Yeerk pool? Now that George Edelman is free, is he destined to play on the next season of Animorphs Survivor? And okay, Chris gets it, hoof tongue doesn't exist-- but what about hoof lips? Support the show Support us on Patreon: htt...

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59:16

It's Giving Mouth (Book 17)

Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!! ·

2025/02/12

Send us a text The Animorphs return to the Yeerk pool. Rachel goes for a swim. How do Yeerks communicate in the Yeerk pool? Can the Animorphs ever go home again? What's with all the meaningful falling in this book? Did the Beach Boys invent The Sharing's aesthetic? Support the show Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New epis...

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57:19

My Four Are Too Short!!! (Book 17)

Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!! ·

2025/02/05

Send us a text *trigger warning for discussions of SA and SA-related imagery* The gang orders the happiest of Happy Meals. Rachel has a terrifying dream. Morphing into moles takes the Animorphs all the way from womb to tomb. Why is Rachel’s nightmare of being infested by a Yeerk so much more powerful than Jake’s experience in Book 6? Who invented the Gleet Bio-Filter, and why does it feel like a trademarked product? Where is Visser 2, and do all signs point to them being a bit of a pran...

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61:28

Tall Enough to Pass as a Shoeless Woman (Book 17)

Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!! ·

2025/01/29

Send us a text*content warning for self-harm and sexual assault imagery*The Animorphs survive a fruity, Freudian hellscape and infiltrate a mental institution. Meanwhile Miranda, Eddy, and Chris try to figure out what, if anything, in Rachel's past led to her self-destructive tendency to throw herself into harm’s way. What do you mean the nail is as tall as a tall woman? Are the chefs union-approved to help carry the boxes from the truck to the kitchen? Miranda wonders if swe...

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66:05

Two Geeks Make One Greek (Book 17)

Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!! ·

2025/01/22

Send us a textBook 17!! Rachel and the others head downtown to attend the grand opening of a Planet Hollywood, but end up saving a man’s life instead.Why doesn’t Ax thought-speak in his human morph? Could six raptors really carry a man falling from a skyscraper? Is Rachel the first of the Animorphs to say that she would give her life to save another of the Animorphs-- in this case Cassie? And since when does Bruce Willis play the harmonica? Support the showSupport us on Patreon: https://...

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84:27

(Mailbag) Chapman’s YouTube Apology

Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!! ·

2024/12/18

Send us a textAs Chris would say: hellooooo Anidorks! We’ve printed out all of your letters (one-sided! double spaced!) and stuffed the mailbag full of that wonderful paper— just so that we can empty it.If the uncontrollable urges of the animal morphs speak to a fear of puberty, does the threat of losing control to a Yeerk speak to fears of growing up and conforming? What makes Marco such a compelling character? What are our predictions for what will happen with Visser 1? Just how special is ...

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54:29

Gump It Up (Book 16)

Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!! ·

2024/12/11

Send us a textBook 16 ends with Joe Bob Fenestre revealing that he’s been slurping Yeerk. Jake’s mother shares that she is in possession of two weapons, though unfortunately neither of them is a broad sword. Are we the only ones who find the ending of this book to be incredible, but the beginning and middle to be a bit forgettable? How disappointed was Jake to learn that his mom’s secret “weapons” were figurative? Is Gump doomed to die trying to pet a wolf now that Cassie approache...

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54:45

Fiesta de Fenestre (Book 16)

Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!! ·

2024/12/04

Send us a textThe gang wrecks a mansio. Jake the Tiger radicalizes some armed guards. Joe Bob Fenestre shows off his very cool bedroom. How is it that these books can pivot between a deranged millionaire confessing to Yeerk cannibalism and the cartoon antics of Jake trampling humans as a rhino without harming anyone? Does Jake's movement speed as a tiger obey the rules of 5E? Is any species better designed for Slip N' Slide than Yeerks? Is Fenestre, like his brother, just an artist in se...

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63:21

Get Behind Me, Hork-Bajir (Book 16)

Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!! ·

2024/11/27

Send us a textIn which Rachel gets tased, Ax gets shot, and Jake morphs into a battering ram. Why is Fenestre more capable of fending off the Animorphs than the US military or even Visser 3 himself? Is Jake's failure to delegate tasks his fatal flaw? Just how many butt slaps are there in sports nowadays? What type of video game makes most sense for an Animorphs adaptation: a visual novel, a Telltale game? Would Marco be a Fortnite kid, flossing his way to Fenestre? What generic office ti...

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73:56

Handfuls o' Jake Guts (Book 16)

Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!! ·

2024/11/20

Send us a textThe gang breaks into an office building and puts on a little show for the employees. Jake nearly dies and then has a totally normal dinner with his totally normal family. In this book, Jake is the leader of the Animorphs, but he’s also pretending to be a leader, as well as a son and a brother. In a different way, Tom is Jake’s brother, but he’s also a Yeerk pretending to be his brother. What is this book (and the series generally) trying to tell us about performance??Better ques...

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