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Halfway There

A podcast about the new middle age! Three longtime friends make each other laugh, cringe and dig deep while surveying the wreckage of society.

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43:30

All the Gay Divorces

Halfway There ·

2022/06/28

Another Halfsie episode that's just as juicy as a 'Regular.' We discuss children's too-fast growth (vis a vis our aging insecurities) and whether babysitters should ask for feedback on their burlesque acts to their charges. Are 'commitment ceremonies' a thing, or is it best to get gay married – and divorce 2+ times? Plus, the Vanderbilts and the Roosevelts showed variegated rich people taste levels – where do you land? And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!

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36:36

My Octopus Lover

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2022/06/17

In this very chill Halfsie episode, we dig deeper (climb further???) into The Staircase, which leads us to a discussion about death stairs – think no risers or banisters – and Jen gets bleeped because she's a spoilerater. Wait, are we now a true crime podcast poised to conquer the airwaves? No, we move on to octopus stuff – and yes, Camilo knows the plural is octopi or octopuses – before finally delving into the recent news about a sentient child-like AI. Also Kim thinks there are aliens among us

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01:02:38

Summer with the Michelles & Lamonts

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2022/06/10

A summer vibe permeates this sunny episode as we introduce a new nostalgia segment, but don't worry, it's not all rose-tinted memories – expect long car rides with gaseous relatives, aunts pulling at each others' hairs and completely unsupervised teen visits to European nightclubs. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 7.8/11

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37:22

You Don’t Have to Choke a B

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2022/06/03

Ok we did it – a TRUE Half-Baked There two-hander with only Jen and Camilo, with Kim busy stopping that asteroid from crashing against Earth or whatever. A very movie-focused discussion, with lots of love for Merchant Ivory costume dramas like A Room With A View and Howards End. We eulogize Ray Liotta and do not eulogize terrible gay movies from the 90s. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 5.8/11

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59:41

This One’s a Doozy!

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2022/05/27

The temperature is WAY UP on this one as a Half-Baked There extends to a full hour in the oven at 450 degrees as we discuss what the hell is going on in the US of A. But don't worry, we also have boner innuendos, ponder what vegetable we think we are, talk about swimming with Orthodox Jewish women, deride gym grunting & try not to think about sexually active boomers. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor:

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01:02:43

We’re Generally Desiccating

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2022/05/20

Ok, so we're falling apart– Jen has vision loss, Kim is mysteriously itchy and Camilo... is perfect until his doctor tells him otherwise in a couple of weeks. We discuss very not-of-the-moment media such as The Purge, Fargo season 4 and Squid Games, and we have very hot takes that may have cooled to tepid due to the age of the programming under consideration. In this week's feature, we uncover the world of OnlyFans 'e-pimps', a fascinating digital-age reworking of the sex worker/pimp dynamic, this

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57:16

Sexy Serfs

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2022/05/13

Jen's back full steam to let us know the kids are obsessing over medieval life, like it was an earthly paradise compared to now because peasants may have only worked 3 hours a day. Sure, and they went to Cabo for long weekends (HINT: we are highly skeptical). In the witty, wide-ranging discussion, highlights include Camilo getting accused of not understanding time zones, Kim pondering the newfound wokeness of commercials and Jen thinking those rainbow & BLM lawn signs are empty posturing. Oh, and

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54:47

Sitting on the Laps of Clowns

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2022/05/05

On this very special Half Baked There episode, Kim & Camilo do a two-hander while Jen traipses around NYC. We discuss which city has the claim to City of Broken Dreams (NYC or LA ), we ponder whether 'gerbling' is actually a thing, and discuss the horrors of old-timey animal and clown costumes. Kim reveals her childhood attack on a disturbing clown doll and Camilo tries to justify why he hires a teenager to mow his lawn. There's laughter, terror and everything in between in this Half Baked There ep

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58:59

Infinity Comb Over

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2022/04/29

Camilo comes back from Omaha with a terrible "cowboy" accent, Jen tells us about the no-good, very terrible Libs of Tik Tok account and Kim lets Camilo know that he can go from a 6.5 to a 10 with Instagram filters. In her extended segment, Kim covers possible crimes of the future, many of which are already happening, including creeping around with drones, deep fakes, AI hacks and more. What if Alexa locks all your doors and turns the temp in your house up to 150 degrees? Had you considered that,

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56:36

Think About a Tomato

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2022/04/21

Today we absolutely blow the roof off of the cringe meter with our discussion about the article that melted the internet: a Brooklyn father has wayyyyy too candid conversations with his son about masturbation – major penis-related discussion warning! More or less staying on theme, we also discuss this week's other talk of the town, Tucker Carlson's ridiculously homoerotic preview of his upcoming documentary. Wait, there's more! Jen puts her foot in her mouth (again), we come up with a genius app

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48:11

We Are a Gourmet Podcast

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2022/04/14

Camilo and "Pym" have a run-in with the now-dubbed 'Loose Park Lolitas' and it could have gone better. This triggers a conversation with Kim & Jen about the – how to put it – more sensitive among Gen Z. Kim claps back at someone calling out her G'n'R tee, and Jen gets in fights with strangers. However, her eyes glaze over once we start discussing the decentralized future of social media. This episode sponsored by Blue Apron Chew and Square Space Dick, definitely not implying that we are affiliated

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01:14:21

We Get Probed by a Listener

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2022/04/07

After our usual high quality banter, we sit down for some thought-provoking questions from one of our top listeners, Jordan T. We talk about annoying habits of today's youths, trends from our day that we may –or may not– want to see resurface, whether we are actually becoming our parents and myths about aging that we find are actually not true. And all sprinkled by our inimitable brand of humor and personal sparkle. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!

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33:06

Half Baked There: The Slapgate Edition

Halfway There ·

2022/03/31

Join us for a very special episode dedicated to what everyone was talking about at the end of March 2022 – the Oscars' slap. Yes, everyone seems to have a take on this, but trust us, ours is the best one out there, 98% of dentists agree. Do we approve or do we frown upon it? Do we thinks it slaps or do we smack it down? Ok, that's enough. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 9/6/11

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59:25

Move Your Finger Off the Prime Rib!

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2022/03/24

Camilo destroys his voice right off the bat trying to imitate a death metal singer, Jen bemoans her empty "box" and Kim tells us about the con artist that got a free meal out of her and almost gave her COVID. Jen shares a think piece about the death of intimacy, and we discuss whether the culture of consent is obliterating the concept of casual sex. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 8.3/11

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52:43

The Internet Is Basically a Lunch Room

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2022/03/17

Hey Halfsies! We run the gamut this week, from gender dysphoria to social media echo chambers and from eating organ meat to the return of thongs. In pop culture, we cover Kanye's mental health and Ryan Coogler's bizarre arrest. As for the kids? Well, some of the boys are looking up to bodybuilders on TikTok and Instagram and trying to emulate them while young– like, very, very young. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast

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51:23

Keep it pickled!

Halfway There ·

2022/03/10

This week we introduce Half-Baked There (® ™ ™ ® ® ™ ™ ®), a themeless episode that was supposed to be shorter but isn't. But that's ok because honestly it's hilarious – we talk about the grueling casting for Madonna's upcoming biopic, Ukraine v. Russia and how one of the casualties is Quebecois 'Poutine', the fillers in Putin's face, Spain's double-diamond movies, Marie Antoinette and a lot more brain garbage. Listen to the very end for the new stunning, evocative new outro theme. Oh, and please

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01:07:15

Parade of Creepazoids

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2022/02/24

Lots of creeps come up in this episode, but as always we handle the subject with the research, seriousness and aplo– pffff who are we kidding. We are Gen X after all. Con artist to the wealthy Anna Delvey (and the hot Irish Communist that wanted a donation from Jen) are the only ones we vaguely admire, but we have no love for Ghislaine Maxwell – hot take! – or for parents that allow their children to continue profiting from Tik Tok despite credible threats from followers. Oh, and please kindly

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01:00:57

Aughts Nostalgia & Tacky Heaven

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2022/02/18

Once again, we unleash the Kraken (aka Jen) – no, not that one – with an, ahem, animated discussion about the recent disbursement of Afghanistan funds. Jen and Camilo encourage Kim to freely diagnose Britney and Kanye (everyone's doing it) and we revel in the warmth of old-timey memories, such as Nipplegate. Camilo is trying to launch a new conspiracy theory about Bob Saget's Death, Kim prefers eternal damnation to a blah heaven and then muses on how sports will change in the not-so-distant future

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48:52

The Coffin & The Casket

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2022/02/10

This is a spicy one–there's even bleeped out stuff! Things get hotter and hotter after we hear about Jen's massage and neighborhood snobbery. Animated discussion between Kim & Jen about the 'Trump' vaccine has Camilo fanning himself, but don't worry, it's all among fast friends. Camilo tries to dress up a threadbare story about the return of parties in 2022 with a meandering British accent, but it does lead to our incredible idea to monetize fake funerals. Listen for the details but it's all TM TM

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59:32

Feed the Butt

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2022/01/28

Are you making a living selling farts in jars or teasing the masses on OnlyFans? Jen needs hot tips on how to get started. Kim reminisces about now mostly-defunct national restaurant chains that took residence on Times Square, and we all ponder who hurt food reviewer Pete Wells so much that he's compelled to write such scathing write-ups (Camilo stans him). Our feature comes courtesy of an article by Jenny Weller at GloFox.com, who outlines the 12 top fitness trends of 2022. Hint: move, like, once

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