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TheModernMoron podcast

The Modern Moron

Pushin" 65 & Still Alive. You could be a Modern Moron if: - You are a male. - You think your IQ is measurably higher than it actually is. - You regularly contribute opinions in conversations in which you have no business. - You use any of the phrases "drill down", "take it to the next level", "low hanging fruit", "leverage", "it is what it is", "peel the onion", "boil the ocean", "reach out" or "price point". - You"re old and irrelevant. You"re not in anyone"s target demo except for AARP related

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Ep. 101 Peed my pants again, a sincere apology,...

TheModernMoron podcast ·

2021/09/07

Welcome to a very full episode of the modern moron, a bit longer than usual. We cover a lot of ground so I’m mostly going to just give you some bullet points… mostly, so you can either be prepared, be in on the joke, or decide to skip this episode entirely. Sort of a spoiler alert without too much spoilage. Item #1 - The Senator peed his pants… again. If you’re a guy and you’re listening, you’re probably right in this demographic, you’ve done it too and it’s just a sign to us all to stop wearing

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25:40

Ep. 100 She's Leaving Home

TheModernMoron podcast ·

2021/08/24

Welcome to episode 100 of the Modern Moron! We do have a special guest for this landmark episode depending on how you define the word special. Our guest is special to me as I’ve known this guy as my bff since junior year in high school. We were both undersized, red-headed umm what? Misfits? Class clowns? Maybe. Outcasts? No, he certainly wasn’t an outcast. In fact he was smart enough to surround himself with two of the biggest guys in our class. Neither of us were academics but he always

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28:12

Ep. 99 Its Corinth Not CorNith!

TheModernMoron podcast ·

2021/08/16

Welcome to episode 99 of the Modern Moron. In this episode we welcome back the Senator not that he was gone that long. I mostly berate and harass him which is no surprise, but I really do give him a hard time, downright mean. All because he has trouble pronouncing certain words, in this case the city of Corinth. There is so much moronoscity happening on so many levels in this episode. First of all we both refer to Corinth as an island. It is not. It’s actually an isthmus, which I would

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29:16

Ep. 98 The Journalist

TheModernMoron podcast ·

2021/08/08

Welcome to another episode of the MM…Wow… long time no pod. I have not posted an episode in over a month. I hit a wall or definitely I had issues with an episode and I went into hibernation. Or I got chicken to publish it so I moved on. Maybe I’ll get back to it, maybe not. But for this episode...Going to do something a little different and that is...we’re going to try a guest who actually has some credentials. He is a journalist, a publicist and a published author and yes, you’re still

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30:20

Ep. 97 My College Roommate Pt. 1

TheModernMoron podcast ·

2021/07/04

Welcome to another episode of the Modern Moron and in this episode we turn the way back machine on to go all the way back to college. Specifically… actually it’s not specific at all, as my guest is my old college roommate. We reminisce about being college freshman away from home, the freedom we had and how much we would cut up and laugh like a couple of 12 years old’s having a sleepover… no offense to 12 year old’s. We talk about how I used to criticize his hygiene habits and behaviors and how

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Ep. 96 - I'm So Fancy I'm EXCLUSIVE

TheModernMoron podcast ·

2021/06/20

Welcome to a program where if you hear the phrase tick-tock you can rest assured we are talking about either a clock or the time of day… it’s the Modern Moron Little bit of a long episode for you and in it we spend a great deal of time talking about exclusivity. That’s a good thing right? You hear about something being exclusive that means not everyone can get it, or experience it. And not only does it mean you do get to experience it, most people do NOT get to experience it… whatever “it” is…

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29:54

Ep. 95 The Crown and The Clown, I Mean the President

TheModernMoron podcast ·

2021/06/13

I have some good news for you. The majority of this episode doesn’t involve politics! I know, right? A breath of fresh air. Also, my guest is NOT the Senator! How about that? My guest is my OP from my radio days and like you she is coming out of quarantine/ hibernation and like most of you… probably… she’s watched a little more television, I’m sorry, streaming content in the last year and change than usual. And we settle on talking about “The Crown” on Netflix. Yes, it’s been on for years

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Ep. 94 Kaitlin Jenner Wheaties Box Peace in the...

TheModernMoron podcast ·

2021/06/10

In this outdated installment we banter about a number of things including my great idea that Caitlin Jenner should be on a box of Wheaties and we mention some athletes who have been on Wheaties boxes, yes they still make Wheaties, including Kyrie Irving, who the Senator doesn’t know and I say he plays for the Celtics when in fact Kyrie Irving is currently with the Brooklyn Nets who are one step away from going to the Eastern conference finals! NBA playoffs https://www.nba.com/playoffs/2021 We talk

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35:36

Ep. 93 Where's Kamala? Not at the Border or at the...

TheModernMoron podcast ·

2021/05/29

Welcome to another Episode… So the Senator is back from his whirlwind trip to the Grand Canyon to hike from the South Rim to the North rim and I know he can’t wait to talk about it. So naturally I give him a laundry list of other topics to discuss to keep him from talking about his true love… himself. However... The Senator jumps on Kamala Harris, noting her last press conference was over two months ago, since being named to head the border situation. So in the show description I will put a link

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37:01

Ep. 92 Dr. Fauci Derek Chauvin and memmo.me - what is...

TheModernMoron podcast ·

2021/05/15

Welcome to another episode of the Modern Moron… I sit and listen to the opinions coming out of our mouths and I just think where the hell do either of us think we are coming off with these grand opinions about shit neither of us has a fucking clue about. I’ve never been to Europe, I know nothing… noth-thing about any culture even in this country and yet I truly think my analysis is infallible. For realzies. The humility gene… literally fell off our DNA strand. We start our conversation in grand

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19:04

Ep. 90 - Grand Canyon Speed Hikes; Glad To Know...

TheModernMoron podcast ·

2021/05/09

Welcome to another month-old episode of the modern moron. Not because you’re just getting around to it, but because I’m just getting around to it. So by the time you get around to it, this episode with be months old rather than just one month old. See there? Leading of with some really valuable information. Speaking of pointless, In this episode the Senator talks about his desire to go to the Grand Canyon, Hike from one side to the other, probably at night, and then come back home as soon as

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Ep. 91 Concerned Over Cuomo, Bummed Over Biden...

TheModernMoron podcast ·

2021/04/18

Hello! Yes, this is an episode of The Modern Moron… and like an aging Snow Leopard, increasingly rare to find. Does that increase the value of a Modern Moron episode… I’m gonna say no, we’re not like a snow leopard or a bitcoin. In this rambling episode, the senator is not in a good place… the news has him down. But when does the news, by and large, ever have you up? It always leads with the latest tragedy and ends with something on the lighter side so you don’t jump out a window after the

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Ep. 89 Queen Christine Flying From the Texas Blizzard...

TheModernMoron podcast ·

2021/03/15

My guest is my friend and stand up comedian Christine Lederman who has been on the program a couple of times. Christine talks about her recent experience doing live standup again… in Texas. Keep in mind she had this gig in Houston in February... just before the horrible freezing temperatures hit Texas. We talk about getting out of Houston just in time before the freeze hit and what it was like to perform in front of an audience again. She also talks about gauging an audience’s potential

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Ep. 88 - YouTube Rabbit Holes_Holocaust...

TheModernMoron podcast ·

2021/03/05

Welcome to another episode… Man have I put off publishing this episode and I’m not sure why… maybe it’s that there’s nothing particularly topical but since when has this program ever been topical? Do you ever go to YouTube with the intention of looking something up and get side-tracked by another video that looked interesting. Meeeee too! That doesn’t happen by accident. YouTube knows you, knows what you’re interested in and suggests videos that keep you there longer… as long as possible just

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Ep. 87 - White Privilege but only if you’re over...

TheModernMoron podcast ·

2021/02/13

OPEN: Kind of a hodgepodge for you today, including the etymology of the word hodgepodge which is "a kind of stew, especially "one made with goose, herbs, spices, wine, and other ingredients." Earlier it was an Anglo-French legal term meaning "collection of property in a common 'pot' before dividing it equally" (late 13c.). Immediately that doesn’t make sense to me. So… first it was a legal term meaning a collection of property and then it became goose stew? See how I can take a throw-away thing

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Ep. 86 The Beatles Papers, Zoom Fatigue and Other...

TheModernMoron podcast ·

2021/02/01

Welcome to The Modern Moron and we’re going to get straight to it as we take somewhat of a deep dive into the Beatles. My guest is our college student who, due to the pandemic, was plucked from her liberal arts college in New York where she had access to not only the college life and professors teaching art, but also the museums of Manhattan that contain a good deal of the art she is studying. All of that, gone and put back in her childhood bedroom to study virtually on a series of zoom meetings

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Ep. 85 Post Riot Pre Inauguration And A Fly Over!

TheModernMoron podcast ·

2021/01/18

I don’t think “Welcome” is the right word for this episode in that it is a mess. We’re unfocused and all over the place… kind of like our country right now. We’re post riot and pre inauguration or ig-nauguration if you’re the Senator and it really doesn’t feel great right now being an American, at least for me. No one seems happy. I supposed democrats are relatively happy because Mao Tse Trump is leaving office but no matter where you are on the spectrum, things are not good in this country. So

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Ep. 84 New Year- No Problems, Comedians from the 60’s...

TheModernMoron podcast ·

2021/01/10

OPEN Hey Morons! How are you? Wanna talk politics? Me neither. You know, I had weaned myself of off politics for most of the summer and into the fall but I got sucked back in, or rather, I allowed myself to get re-addicted to it on Wednesday, January 6th, 2021. I’m sure you have been inundated with it so this will be a break from that! We reminisce briefly about a couple of comedy albums we listened to as kids and as teens, from Cheech & Chong to Richard Pryor to Bill Cosby. Remember he used

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Ep. 83 The High School Senior and The Pandemic Plus...

TheModernMoron podcast ·

2021/01/06

The Modern Moron is very excited to have a high school senior as a guest on this episode. We talk about how it sucks to be a senior in a pandemic. How about that word… “sucks”? Expressions for what is cool or hip or “bad”... remember when if something was “bad” that meant it was good? But the term “sucks” seems to have remained a constant in the vernacular of teens everywhere. Doesn’t that make you feel good? We talk about being a student. What it’s like to head into college not knowing

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Ep. 82 Some Netflix Suggestions to Spoon To, The...

TheModernMoron podcast ·

2020/12/24

Welcome to what is probably the last episode of The Modern Moron… for 2020. Maybe the best thing about this episode is that it’s short! So why include it? I have a couple of reasons, one being that it’s short. This episode covers the tail end of our conversation where the Senator is getting weepy about people who have died this year in the music entertainment industry and he mentions Eddie Van Halen’s passing and I have be en working on an episode on just Eddie Van Halen which I will probably

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