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Movie Mastery

Jef Aldrich and Jon Taylor

Jef and Jon review movies by randomly rolling on an audience-submitted list.

tv & film film reviews

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102:44

Movie Mastery - Kraven the Hunter (2024)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/12/31

We return to the theaters to complete our grim duty of bearing witness to the slow and tragic mutilation of everything Spider-Man related that Sony shoves into the grinder.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

88:50

Movie Mastery - Ocean Drive Weekend (1985)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/12/12

A listener's recently deceased dad worked on this movie but don't worry, they just did director of photography so they aren't fully to blame for this turd of a 60's nostalgia movie.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

79:23

Movie Mastery - Dragon Storm (2004)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/11/27

Sci-Fi Channel trying to cash in on Reign of Fire of all things spent a million dollars on this with almost all of that going to the cost of dragon effects and pyrotechnics and none of it to lighting or sound equipment.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

70:44

Movie Mastery - Runaway Nightmare (1982)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/11/16

This 70's movie that took so long to edit that it came out in the 80's has no redeeming factors. A comedy without humor. An exploitation film without anything risqué. Grainy sound and fuzzy images that serve no purpose.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

90:25

Movie Mastery - The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the...

Movie Mastery ·

2024/11/01

Special guest Taylor Moore joins us to discuss an animated film that truly nobody asked for and that wastes an all star voice cast on the most direct-to-video sequel you could imagine.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

78:24

Movie Mastery - Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter CottonHell

Movie Mastery ·

2024/10/17

This is a movie that almost certainly stemmed from finding a weird rabbit marionette and then "writing" a "script" to use it.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

77:25

Movie Mastery - Slotherhouse (2023)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/10/04

A horror comedy that forgets it's supposed to be comedic until about the last 10 minutes of the movie. At least the sloth puppet is kinda fun.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

81:34

Movie Mastery - The Dirt Bike Kid (1985)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/09/21

A kid buys a magic dirt bike that helps him save the local hot dog restaurant by doing things that have nothing to do with riding a dirt bike.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

80:44

Movie Mastery - Soldier (1998)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/09/07

I know I had seen this movie before but couldn't remember much and now having reviewed it for the show I know why. There is nothing to remember about this very boring movie about a a man that proves you're never to old to murder a bunch of people.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

73:13

Movie Mastery - Dracula 3000 (2004)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/08/23

A vampire movie that is continually setting up interesting ideas and refusing to do anything with them because it needs that run time for sex jokes and weed references.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

73:15

Movie Mastery - Bio-Dome (1996)

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2024/08/11

A movie that tries to be about two bumbling idiot heroes in the vein of Bill & Ted or Dude Where's My Car but has none of the charm, earnestness, or humor that make those work. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

79:49

Movie Mastery - Cool Cat Saves the Kids (2015)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/07/19

This is the type of kid's movie that isn't just bad because it's low quality schlock but also because all the advice it's supposed to be giving to kids is actively detrimental.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

86:57

Movie Mastery - Billy Jack (1971)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/06/21

A movie that seems by all measures to be one thing ends up being something else entirely. While not exactly a masterpiece because some glaring issues, this might be one of the few 70's movies we've watched we didn't hate.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

77:55

Movie Mastery - Tower of Terror (1997)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/06/08

Based on the Disney ride of the same name, this made for TV movie is desperately trying to not be scary. Or interesting.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

84:24

Movie Mastery - Now You See Me

Movie Mastery ·

2024/05/31

An otherwise decent heist movie that gets dragged down by some bad choices on CGI and presentation that could have easily been reworked.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

77:13

Movie Mastery - Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

Movie Mastery ·

2024/05/16

A 70's horror film that was mostly forgotten because even with a premise that seems like it should be wildly memorable, the entire thing is about as interesting as someone describing paint drying.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

75:22

Movie Mastery - Hard Rock Zombies (1984)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/04/24

A literal afterthought of a movie that manages to survive mostly on being so weird that you can almost ignore how bad and boring it is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

71:30

Movie Mastery - Puppet Master 4

Movie Mastery ·

2024/04/12

It's another Full Moon Features picture which means low budget kills and the absolute bare minimum of thrills. Unless you find extremely slow back-and-forth reaction shots between actors and puppets thrilling, in which case you might want to pace yourself on this one.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

79:34

Movie Mastery - The Stolen Princess (2018)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/03/29

Not every cartoon movie funded by a country can be as absolutely bonkers as Sir Billi or Millionaire Dogs. Sometimes you just get a mid Shrek/Disney pastiche.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

85:56

Movie Mastery - Morbius (2022)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/03/17

As requested, we are doing the follow up to the Madame Web watch with a look back at the first sign that maybe Sony just doesn't know what the hell it's doing.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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