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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe

The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn"t. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast - period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte.

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00:46:20

Bonus EP - Still Cold

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2026/01/26

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a town filled with donkeys, eating AI art, fighting SAD.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Many Thanks to our

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00:52:44

Ep. 269 - On Brand

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2026/01/22

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about killer elephants, bears finding comfort under your home, and Disney workers going above and beyond. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does

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01:06:53

Ep. 268 - Dame Dashed

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2026/01/09

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about lawsuits over the McRib, getting hurt at an Outback Steakhouse bathroom, and ranking the cleanest airline water.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does

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00:32:57

Bonus EP - Doughnut Candles

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2026/01/05

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about drinking nitrogen cocktails, changes in the porta potty business, and dealing with the constant smell of doughnuts. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help

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00:53:34

Ep. 267 - Pee Clear

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2026/01/01

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about plans for 2026, dressing as your mother to collect her pension, and the struggles of Waymo.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does

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00:35:02

Bonus EP - 43 & Counting

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2025/12/29

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the end of traditional mail service in Denmark, giving birth in a Waymo, and how many proposals is too many proposals. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help

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01:04:04

Ep. 266 - A.J.B.T.T.F.

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2025/12/26

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about ending poverty, Dracula themed park and punchin Jake Paul in the face. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Many Thanks to

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00:54:16

Bonus EP - Crisp Cloud White T

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2025/12/22

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about claiming pets as dependents, the most Google'd sex questions of the year and Pantone picking a bland color of the year. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help

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00:57:19

Ep. 265 - Giant Santa

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2025/12/18

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about oversized holiday decorations, 92-year-old gamers, and poorly named female medicine. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does

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00:39:47

Bonus EP - Not that Adolf

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2025/12/15

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a politician overcoming a less-than-ideal name, a tv producer inspired by her day job to commit crime, and a drone deliverying a nice dinner to some inmates. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help

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01:02:39

Ep. 264 - Dialogue on Dialogue

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2025/12/11

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about overeating steak, Netflix buying up the industry, and are we on too many socials. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Many

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00:32:32

Bonus EP - Fart for your Memory

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2025/12/08

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a pet owner who is being fined because of it's tresspassing cat, the effects of immigration policies on other industries, and why we need farts for brain healthPATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help

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00:56:48

Ep. 263 - Racoon Ratchet

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2025/12/04

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about causing traffic for a bad music video, drunk racoons, and the business you didn't think of that would be hurt by Trump's policies.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does

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00:42:18

Bonus EP - We're all shook up

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2025/12/01

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the limitations of AI, eagles dropping surprises, and judges dressing up as Elvis.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Many

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00:59:59

Ep. 262 - Turkey and Dreams

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2025/11/27

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Thanksgiving Day plans, alternative ways to get your dream job, and the bears keep winning. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does

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00:37:39

Bonus EP - I was meant to Cook

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2025/11/24

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about turkey flavored Oreo's, butter and mayo joining forces and finding your passion during sick leave. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help

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01:04:56

Ep. 261 - Alienation of Affection

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2025/11/20

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about forgotten divorce laws in North Carolina, SNAP benefits under attack, and the Neptunes on Politics. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does

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00:35:16

Bonus EP - In the name of STEM

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2025/11/17

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Amazon lawsuit settlement, meaningless pickle breaking record is broken, and the best exercise you can get during sex.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help

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00:58:12

Ep. 260 - Scam Responsibly

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2025/11/13

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about stadium naming rights, cloning pets, and how to scam on dating sites. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Many Thanks to our Patreon

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00:04:08

After These Messages (drum roll) We'll Be Right Back

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2025/11/10

PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents!Tanya WeimanFontayne

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