We Needed This

Stimming with high arches. Spinning in place. Scalding hot sips. Parker Posey. Eating an egg-based dish. Najee’s dead mom. Sutton Stracke.  Amazon Echo and the imposition of structure on the pod. Being on time for once. Deviated septum and breathing problems. The “modern orthodox” accent.  Looking for a stamp in your own home and the reasures that may bring. Najee’s handwriting. The paper from elementary school with the dotted line in the middle. Dragging teeth across a spoon. Najee’s photo with

Najee forgets how to do podcast. Being cord-forward. We address the couch in the room. Doja Cat’s recent performance at the 2025 Academy Awards. Working a mantra to the very bone. Shopping with the intention of buying something. Telling a story with pillows. Ardor (once again). Labels out for the boys. Harassing a small business. Seeing Rebecca Black in a spread. Tonic colonics that hit harder than Ardor. Have you met my children, Leanne, Busta, and Slant Rhymes? Gay Ski Week 2026. J’Inclusive

CoStar (the app). Ardor. Josh being difficult to schedule with, his being a lying snake, his many homes and their decor. Heated mugs, heated toilet seats, and Najee’s travel chisel. Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake! DJ Podcast B2B DJ Chelsea Manning. Biden Bacchanal and Monica Lewinsky’s comeback story. “Astro Pizza.” Najee’s stroke scare. Reading Braille with your cl*t. Tuck the Dog and animals having the same star sign as their owners. Open relationships. Airport novels. Najee’s abduction story

Poncho lyfe! Josh is disgusting/covered in pretzel dust. When to tell someone you love them (hint: immediately). Lady Dadaism. MAGRITTE! Annoying vs. surreal vs. erotic. Stunnin’. Geordie Shore. Spilling the L-Theanine, caffeine, sea salt and water. Jitteriness. Robby Hoffman. My cavity! Tennis elbow, lefties dying earlier, and Josh getting repeatedly rejected from Survivor. Phelbotomist Trumpers and Accutane. Corporate comforts and custom sofas. Flexibility. Did we mention ponchos? Having a first

Mexico. Ceramica. NBs, NIMBYs, and ponchos, ponchos, ponchos! Plus: the perfect amount of snowfall, traumatic brain injuries, the Golf Unit, and the debut of three new characters: Doorlean Precarious, Garlic Josh, and Carrie Choke Zero.

Thick calves. Heated mugs. Fire Island. Limerence. Facial sweating. GLP-1s. Israeli men at the Eagle. Monkeypox. Emotional spirals. Thick-legged childhoods. Anti-speech laws and long teeth. Wicked part one in two parts. Group sex and mustard couches. Yellow as the new pink. Beds-in-a-bag. FaceTime anxiety. Dead-eyed pissing. Antidepressant orgasms. You name it, we discuss it, as long as it's one of of the topics listed here.

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