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Beer Me That Movie

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Some beers deserve a toast. Others deserve a full-blown feature film. Welcome to Beer Me That Movie, the podcast where hosts Jon and Harrison crack open wild beer names and brew them into even wilder movie pitches. Every week, we take a beer (or five), let our imaginations run drunk, and craft the most absurd, over-the-top, and occasionally Oscar-worthy cinematic concepts you’ve ever heard. From action-packed blockbusters to horror-fueled fever dreams and rom-coms with more foam than

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01:07:22

Fast Five #31 – Muffin Madness Returns: You Choose...

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2025/05/14

In Fast Five #31, we break the rules and bend the muffin. A brand-new beer inspired by a previous feature film (Muffin on the Backside) just landed on our doorstep — and it’s so damn good we’re throwing out the vote.Next week’s Feature Film will be a Muffin sequel (inspired by the new Muffin beer from Funktastic Meads & Beer), but you get to decide which unhinged continuation we bring to life. Will it be Harrison's erotic clone moon uprising or Jon's political muffin thriller? Head to

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01:16:20

Feature Film #30 -- Bambi’s Revenge: A Blood-Soaked...

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2025/05/07

When pollution poisons the forest and developers bulldoze his home, Bambi doesn’t just mourn—he mutates. With a chain-smoking Thumper, a stitched-on trigger finger, and a hunger for vengeance, this isn’t your childhood deer. It’s nature’s R-rated revenge fantasy, and no one is safe from the wrath of Bambi’s Revenge.Listener Greg dropped this banger in our Fast Five comments, and thanks to your votes (and some close competition from Grannies Gone Wild), it clawed its way to the Feature Film

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01:07:39

Fast Five #30 – Grannies, Bambi, and Secret Doors...

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2025/04/30

In our 30th Fast Five, the listeners came out SWINGING. We’ve got grannies with grenades, deer with trauma, and a secret knock that opens way more than doors. Join Jon and Harrison as they turn four wild listener-submitted beers (plus one mystery pick from Harrison) into the kind of movie ideas that should absolutely not be greenlit — but we’ll try anyway.🍺 The Beers & The Madness:•Bambi’s Revenge (Submitted by Greg) — A genetically enhanced deer leads a woodland militia against mankind in a

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01:19:17

Feature #29 – Giggle Water: When Tech Bros Trip, the...

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2025/04/23

What happens when the world’s richest minds run a 5K… and someone spikes the water?In our 29th Feature Film, Giggle Water, a charity race turns into a mind-melting mockumentary when an anonymous protestor doses the hydration stations with LSD. Suddenly, Silicon Valley’s most powerful CEOs are tripping mid-race, unlocking childhood trauma, seeing hallucinated demons, and questioning everything from capitalism to crypto. One CEO thinks he’s being controlled by an ancient reptilian overlord… another

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01:01:07

Fast Five #29 – Glitter Beers, Science Fears, and...

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2025/04/16

What happens when you combine five beers, zero budget, and two podcast hosts who legally shouldn’t be left unsupervised? You get Fast Five #29 — a wild ride of beer-inspired movie pitches you’ll either love… or deeply regret voting for.This week’s cinematic disasters include: •Giggle Water — A mockumentary where CEOs accidentally save the world after drinking LSD-laced water during a charity 5K. •Vortex Hands — The worst superhero name ever. The best punching power known to man. •SCIENCE! — Aliens

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01:19:30

Feature #28 – Couch Time: Sit. Snack. Succumb

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2025/04/09

What if your college couch… was evil?Two roommates score the ultimate Craigslist futon. It’s soft. It’s supportive. It whispers to them at night. As missed classes pile up and snack bags multiply, one pre-med roommate starts to wonder: Is the couch just comfy, or is it slowly draining their souls?Welcome to COUCH TIME — a slacker horror-comedy where laziness is a curse, chips are a sacrament, and the only way out… is off the couch.This is our 28th feature film, and the people have spoken! You voted

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00:55:40

FAST FIVE #28 | Breakaway Blondes, Couch Time Crimes,...

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2025/04/02

Welcome to Fast Five #28 – the only podcast episode where we pitch five completely original movie ideas based on actual beers, and none of them are safe for the Oscars… or humanity.This week, we recover from the chaos of Stuffed Cheeks (Feature Film #27) and dive headfirst into five new cinematic disasters waiting to happen. We’ve got a Angels vs Demons + Amish thriller, a sentient couch conspiracy, and yes, time manipulation via craft beer.And YOU get to decide which one becomes our next feature

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01:22:41

STUFFED CHEEKS: Competitive Eaters vs. Evil Buffet |...

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2025/03/26

What happens when you mix Saw, Hot Ones, and a haunted Golden Corral? You get STUFFED CHEEKS – a horrifyingly hilarious tale of competitive eaters, cursed chicken wings, and one man’s journey to unlock… The Noble Stomach.💀 Hosted in a sinister mansion by an unhinged philanthropist with a vendetta against gluttony, five elite eaters must devour their way through twisted food challenges or face deliciously deadly consequences.Starring our beloved podcast punching bag Brian D, Stuffed Cheeks is Beer

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00:59:09

Fast Five #27 – Pledges, Buffets, and Terror at...

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2025/03/19

Buckle up, beer lovers, because this Fast Five takes you on a journey filled with broken promises, overeating disasters, high-altitude smackdowns, and two mystery beers so wild we can’t even say their names out loud.This week, we take five beers and twist them into questionable cinematic gold, proving once again that no beer name is safe from our storytelling chaos.🍺 Beers Reviewed & Their Totally Logical Movie Pitches:-Pledge: A man who said “yes” to a 2nd grade pledge quickly realizes he made

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01:08:04

Velociraptor Hood Ornament – The Gas-Powered Dino...

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2025/03/12

🚗🦖 What happens when a man obsessed with gasoline-powered muscle cars decides to drill under Philadelphia for the ultimate fuel source? Absolute chaos, that’s what.Welcome to Velociraptor Hood Ornament—the first-ever fan-chosen feature film from Beer Me That Movie! You voted, we delivered, and now we’re bringing this high-octane, prehistoric disaster movie to life.🔥 The Plot:Jett “Gas” Gallows, a rogue car entrepreneur, is sick of electric vehicles dominating the market. Determined to prove that

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00:49:59

Fast Five #26: YOU Pick Our Next Movie!

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2025/03/05

Get ready, beer-soaked movie lovers! It's Fast Five time again, and this episode is all about YOU! We're diving into the wild world of Untappd to unearth the most outrageous beer names… but this time, the power is in your hands!This isn't just another episode of questionable ideas – it's a democracy of cinematic madness!We’ve wrangled five of the most… interesting… beer names we could find, and each one is a potential goldmine of plot possibilities. This week we have:John Dough:

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00:53:55

Robot Panda Island: Our Most Chaotic Movie EVER (5...

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2025/02/26

WE DID IT! 25 Movies! To celebrate our halfway point (and prove we haven’t completely lost our minds...yet), we’re unleashing our most unpredictable episode EVER: "Robot Panda Island"!This isn’t just a Fast Five OR a Feature Film – it’s both! We're combining our beer-fueled movie madness with a listener-submitted challenge (Thanks, Greg!), and the results are...well, you'll just have to see for yourself.We dove deep into the murky depths of Untappd to find FIVE bizarre beer names,

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00:06:32

Special #NotTake Episode: Titanic - Romance is a...

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2025/02/19

It happens to everyone -- we got sick. So in preparation for our big 25th Feature Film, we wanted to share one of our #NotTakes in the Podcast Feed. (There are a handful more of these on Youtube, but now it's time for the world to know about them.)Valentine's Day got you feeling all mushy? We're here to cleanse your palate with a hefty dose of reality – by trashing the cinematic icon of "romance" itself: Titanic.For this #NOTTAKE, we're bravely stating the obvious: Jack and

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01:27:05

Nugget Nectar – Rise of the Blender Beast | Feature #24

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2025/02/12

What happens when one man, one blender, and an unholy amount of chicken nuggets collide in a quest for ultimate strength? In our 25th Feature Film, we take Troegs Nugget Nectar and blend it (literally) into a high-protein, high-stakes, high-insanity cinematic masterpiece.Meet Brian, a washed-up weightlifter desperate to reclaim his former glory. When he discovers that blending chicken nuggets into a drinkable nectar allows for impossible muscle growth, Brian skyrockets to the top of the strength

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00:59:29

Fast Five #24: Freezing Time, Football Chaos &...

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2025/02/05

The beer-fueled madness continues in Fast Five #24! This week, we dig into another batch of bizarre Untappd beer names and transform them into the most ridiculous movie pitches imaginable.Will Night Offering lead to an ancient ritual gone horribly wrong? Could Nugget Nectar be a fast-food-fueled revenge thriller? What secrets lie within Family Tree—a wholesome genealogy tale or a dark, twisted lineage? From Freeze Pop—frozen dad experiment gone off the rails—to Bo Knows Tecmo, where an ’80s

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01:26:42

Muffin on the Backside – The Rise of the Rogue Clone...

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2025/01/29

In our 23rd Feature Film, we’re transforming Funktastic Mead’s and Beer's “Muffin on the Backside” into a sci-fi cloning extravaganza. Join us as we dive into the story of Muffin—cart girl extraordinaire—who uncovers a sinister plot brewing beneath the country club’s pristine golf course. With clones, chaos, and cartloads of beer, this is one wild ride you don’t want to miss.In This Episode: • How Muffin’s rise from dishwasher to cart girl reveals a dystopian cloning operation • The

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00:59:08

Fast Five #23 – Robots, Muffins, and Cult Conspiracies

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2025/01/22

Brace yourself for another round of wild beer-fueled creativity in Fast Five #23! This week, we take a dive into Untappd’s latest treasure trove of eccentric beer names and transform them into outlandish movie pitches you won’t see coming.Will Dr. Robot become a sci-fi epic about a rogue AI surgeon? Does Muffin on the Backside take us to a bakery heist gone hilariously wrong? Could Dawn Keeper lead the charge in an apocalyptic fantasy battle?From the shadowy schemes of Crypto Culture to the intrigue

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00:59:08

Fast Five #23: Robots, Muffins, and Cult Conspiracies

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2025/01/22

Brace yourself for another round of wild beer-fueled creativity in Fast Five #23! This week, we take a dive into Untappd’s latest treasure trove of eccentric beer names and transform them into outlandish movie pitches you won’t see coming.Will Dr. Robot become a sci-fi epic about a rogue AI surgeon? Does Muffin on the Backside take us to a bakery heist gone hilariously wrong? Could Dawn Keeper lead the charge in an apocalyptic fantasy battle? From the shadowy schemes of Crypto Culture to the

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01:03:49

“Back Alley Kitty” — Stonecloud Brewing | Feature #21

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2025/01/15

Welcome back to another Feature Presentation of Beer Me That Movie! This week, we’re transforming Stonecloud Brewing’s “Back Alley Kitty” into a wild, time-looping adventure. Join us as we dive into the story of Matt—an expert diver who can’t resist temptation—and Katherine, the cosmic hooker standing between humanity and a mermaid apocalypse (yes, really).In This Episode: • How “Back Alley Kitty” sets off a hilarious repeating night at the bar • The bizarre mix of mermaid warfare, possum

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00:55:15

Fast Five #22: Possum Hookers, Werewolves, & Speed...

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2025/01/08

Get ready to pop the top on 2025 with our very first Fast Five of the year! In this episode, we scour the latest Untappd check-ins for beer names so wild, we just have to turn them into off-the-wall movie pitches. From a prophetic possum in “Back Alley Kitty” to a surprise werewolf threat in “Deceptive Creature,” and a bank robbery gone VERY off-track in “Speed Date,” these improv-fueled story ideas are ready to explode onto the big screen.We also take a deep dive into the bizarre box trick from

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