You"re On Screen Now

So you think you know Clara? (bit weird that). Dan channels Paxman, Clara torments her Sims, and if you overlook the longest cold open in YOSN history you legitimately do get 15 uninterrupted minutes of how cricket might end up becoming your whole life. Sincerity is famously scary, so apologies for presenting you with actual human emotion.

Dan dreams about an IPL-pilled Matty Healy, Clara tries to beat the dictator allegations, and the cricket captaincy political compass is born. Yes, they talk about cricket this week. Seriously.

Dan's gammy feet, Clara's Australian Siri, and the ethics of Mankading a child. They said the glorious 8 minutes could not be topped, they said you can't burn your feet playing beach volleyball, they said you can't just name a goldfish "Goldie". They were wrong.

So it begins. Every podcast has to start somewhere, even the greatest (cricket) podcast in the world. It's Dan. It's Clara. This is, You're On Screen Now