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It"s Embert

It’s Embert is a no-filter, old-school podcast hosted by a cranky little man with big opinions and a tendency to drift off mid-thought. Whether he’s ranting about modern nonsense, praising the good old days, or roasting his idiot grandson, Embert always brings sharp wit, sarcasm, and a raspy dose of reality. If you like your wisdom with a side of grumbling and unsolicited advice, this is the show for you.

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It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 46 – “You Call That...

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2025/06/19

In this heavily starched episode, Embert rants about the decline of personal appearance—from mesh pants and taco glasses to green mohawks and designer pajamas. What happened to ironing a shirt and looking respectable?He covers:The guy in mesh pants and a top hatPajamas in publicHis grandson’s misguided ideas about “freedom”Barber disasters and facial metal detectorsAnd a plea to bring back denim that doesn’t quitIf you believe style should include sleeves and sense, Embert’s preaching your

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00:03:37

It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 45 – Clubbing Used to...

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2025/06/18

In this thunderous throwback episode, Embert unpacks everything wrong with modern nightlife—from standing-room-only dance caves to cocktails with more herbs than a garden center. He longs for the days when you went out, danced with a stranger, and maybe remembered their name the next day.This episode includes:DJ Migraine and his assault on Embert’s spineA crisis over no chairsGrandson's failed attempt to “vibe”The shocking app called BonkrAnd why romance died somewhere between the fog machine

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00:03:46

Season 4, It's Embert - Episode 44 – Grown Men on...

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2025/06/17

In this high-velocity episode, Embert unleashes a righteous rant against the rise of adults on scooters. What used to be a toy for kids is now a full-blown urban menace—and Embert’s not having it.In this episode:Embert almost loses a hip to “Skyler on a Segway”Grandson tries (and fails) to defend scooter cultureQR code chaos, sidewalk slalom, and smug ridersAnd the quote of the day: “You wanna relive your childhood? Mow a lawn.”If you’ve ever had to sidestep an e-scooter crash site or just miss when

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00:03:54

It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 43 – Bathrooms Used...

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2025/06/16

In this episode, Embert unleashes his fury on the modern restroom revolution. Gone are the days of simple stalls and cranky hand dryers—now it’s a full-blown laser-guided obstacle course of confusion.Expect rants about:Motion sensor meltdownsThe toilet that flushed before Embert sat downMirrors that advertise oat milkThe scandal of air dryersAnd one too many conversations about “inclusive design”If you’ve ever walked out of a bathroom feeling older, wetter, and more confused than when you walked in,

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00:04:11

It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 42: Back When Dads...

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2025/06/15

In this special Father’s Day episode, Embert slaps on his black socks and sandals and storms headfirst into the downfall of modern fatherhood. From backyard grill legends to dads who fixed everything with duct tape and pure rage, this one's a tribute to real men who didn’t need therapy to show they cared—they just handed you tools and taught you how to use ‘em.Highlights include:The power of the “dad stare”Embert’s father: a man who built a shed from spiteWhy vulnerability has its place—but not

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00:03:36

It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 41: If It Says...

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2025/06/14

In Season 4, Episode 41, Embert rants his way through a traumatic lunch at a modern restaurant that promised him a “burger” and delivered botanical sadness.In this episode:Embert battles the “plant-forward” movementA waiter’s eyebrows spark a warGrandson tries (and fails) to defend quinoa as an entréeAnd the zinger of the day: “If your patty has a soul cycle membership, it’s not a burger.”If you’ve ever left a restaurant hungrier than when you arrived, this episode will fill you—with rage and common

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00:04:04

It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 40: Just Put the Damn...

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2025/06/13

In Season 4, Episode 40, Embert delivers a furious—but somehow elegant—takedown of modern mail. From digital tracking nightmares to package pickup purgatory, nothing escapes his wrath.In this episode:Embert fights with a QR codeA grandson learns never to say “just go online” againThe post office gets roasted for being a bureaucratic escape roomAnd the line of the day: “I don’t want to scan anything except the headlines on a newspaper.”If you’ve ever waited all day for a package that ended up

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00:05:06

It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 39: Parks Were...

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2025/06/12

In Season 4, Episode 39, Embert laments the slow death of public park decency—where once you found peace, now you find shirtless bros, wild children, and live music nobody asked for.This episode includes:A roast of “flow-state” joggersEmbert’s brush with a rogue scooterNostalgia for wooden benches and duck respectAnd the line of the episode: “If your child is feeding ducks Cheez-Its while screaming ‘yeet,’ you’ve failed.”If you’ve ever gone to a park for quiet reflection and instead encountered a

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00:04:14

It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 38: I’m Not Tipping a...

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2025/06/11

In Season 4, Episode 38, Embert wages war on the ever-expanding tipping culture that’s turned every interaction into a charity drive. From takeout windows to digital kiosks, everyone wants a slice of your conscience—and Embert’s not having it.Expect:A takedown of digital guilt tippingA story about Embert’s grandson tipping for a smileRants about tip buttons being bigger than the “decline” optionAnd a final word of wisdom: “If the robot didn’t ask me how I’m doing, it’s not getting 18%.”If you’ve had

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00:03:30

It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 37: I Don’t Need a QR...

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2025/06/10

In Season 4, Episode 37, Embert tackles the high-tech horror show that grocery stores have become. He just wanted lettuce—and ended up needing a tutorial and a charging cable.This episode includes:A rant against self-checkout tyrannyThe tragedy of Dolores the cashier’s disappearanceLoyalty programs that feel like surveillance operationsAnd the line of the day: “If I need a QR code to feed myself, civilization has failed.”If you’ve ever screamed at a touchscreen or yearned for the sweet relief of a

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00:03:47

It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 36: No, I Don’t Want...

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2025/06/09

In Season 4, Episode 36, Embert recounts his night at a local “paint-your-own-pottery” event—and it's as chaotic as you’d expect.This episode delivers:A takedown of forced whimsy and performative joyAn encounter with a man who probably owns three didgeridoosThe story of a rainbow cat mug that nearly broke Embert’s spiritAnd the quote of the night: “If a ceramic owl speaks to me, I’m throwing holy water.”If you’re tired of pretending arts and crafts count as enlightenment, this one’s for you.New

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00:03:30

It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 35: Back When Kids...

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2025/06/08

In Season 4, Episode 35, Embert reflects on the days when parents weren’t afraid to parent—and kids actually respected authority.Expect:A hilarious (and slightly terrifying) story about being grounded for blinking wrongA roast of modern parenting negotiationsEmbert’s take on “boundaries” and why his grandson needs a manual labor internshipAnd the quote of the episode: “We didn’t need time-outs. We had fear-induced stillness.”If you’re exhausted from watching toddlers rule the world like sippy-cup

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00:04:34

It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 34: Men Can’t Be Moms,...

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2025/06/07

In Season 4, Episode 34, Embert tackles the rising trend of calling men “mothers” during Pride Month campaigns, and he’s not having it.You’ll hear:A no-nonsense breakdown of what makes a motherA fiery response to corporate virtue signalingA brutal (but hilarious) takedown of his grandson’s argumentAnd a classic Embert warning: “If you rewrite reality long enough, it’ll eventually return the favor—with interest.”If you’re tired of watching the world bend logic into knots just to avoid hurt feelings,

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00:04:02

It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 33: You Don’t Look...

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2025/06/06

In Season 4, Episode 33, Embert unleashes a full wardrobe intervention for the modern age. From glitter Crocs to cryptic t-shirts, nothing is safe.Inside:A takedown of “aesthetics” that make no seasonal senseA call for bringing back clothing categoriesA showdown with a shirt that might be a cry for helpAnd Embert’s new fashion advice: “Stop looking like a walking panic attack.”If you’ve ever wondered when society stopped ironing things—or why your shoes cost more than your rent—this episode will

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It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 32: Nobody Knows How...

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2025/06/05

In Season 4, Episode 32, Embert unleashes a full-force tirade on the downfall of public behavior.You’ll get:A meltdown about FaceTiming in grocery storesA dental office phone call gone too farA courtroom tank top incidentAnd the unforgettable line: “In my day, your truth didn’t matter if your manners were missing.”If you’ve ever witnessed someone flossing on a bus or clipping their toenails in a café (true story, Embert’s still traumatized), this episode’s for you.New episodes drop regularly, or

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00:04:07

It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 31: You Don’t Deserve...

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2025/06/04

In Season 4, Episode 31, Embert calls out the modern trend of demanding respect without earning it. From job interviews with flip-flops to expired coupon meltdowns, he’s had enough of the “I’m owed” mindset.Inside this episode:A rant about entitlement cultureA story about his “structurally confused” feetThe difference between kindness and obligationAnd a clear message: “Respect is earned. Not issued like a name tag.”This episode is Embert in full form—grumbly, wise, and just one more public tantrum

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00:03:57

It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 30: You're Not Burned...

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2025/06/03

In Season 4, Episode 30, Embert lights into the modern misuse of the word burnout, calling out how laziness and emotional softness have been rebranded as heroic exhaustion.What’s inside:The difference between true burnout and being inconveniencedA savage takedown of “burnout influencers”A rant about his grandson’s “creative fatigue”And the reminder: “Being tired isn’t special. It’s Tuesday.”If you’ve had enough of people confusing normal effort with existential collapse, this episode’s your cup of

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00:04:59

It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 29: Not Everything...

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2025/06/02

In Season 4, Episode 29, Embert takes on the age of oversharing, calling out the obsession with turning private life into public spectacle.What to expect:A scorching roast of social media trauma competitionsA story about a lawn mower, a lightning storm, and one cousin who never got forgivenA rant about the difference between vulnerability and attention-seekingAnd this gem: “Some things aren’t relatable—they’re just weird. Keep it.”If you’ve ever wanted to scream, “WHY would you post that?!” this

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00:05:11

It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 28: You’re Not...

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2025/06/01

In Season 4, Episode 28, Embert rolls his eyes straight through the modern obsession with being “uniquely broken”. He takes aim at the way people mistake attention for validation and confuse relatability with depth.You’ll hear:A rant about “neurospicy” sandwich confusionEmbert’s grandson inventing trauma for social pointsA Target oat milk meltdownAnd this Embert classic: “You're not special. You're just very, very online.”For anyone exhausted by internet personalities trying to turn every

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00:03:24

It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 27: Being Nice Isn’t...

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2025/05/31

In Season 4, Episode 27, Embert tackles the growing confusion between being nice and being good. He reminds listeners that smiling, nodding, and avoiding conflict doesn’t make you moral—it makes you quiet. And the world doesn’t need more of that.What you’ll hear:Embert’s story about Barbara the overly polite but completely useless toasterA roast of fake kindness, tone policing, and “supportive” people who ghost you at the first sign of effortA plea to bring back truth-telling and integrity over

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