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Lotsa Pasta

The Lotsa Pasta podcast is a horror storytelling podcast that speaks to all things that go bump in the night. Reading sources from CreepyPasta, NoSleep, Unsettling Stories, Not Hot but Spicy, Stories to Read Alone at Night, and so many more. Join our colorful cast of characters as we dive into the unlimited world of creepy online fiction and scary stories.

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02:18:52

Episode Two Hundred Eighty-Three: Halloween Horror...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2024/10/31

I’VE BEEN AWAY. TO A DISTANT LAND. AGAIN.  You might also say WHEREAMI? AGAIN. Cause he’s here too. We’re back in Cali, baby. We went to Disneyland again but THIS TIME we got into the OOGIE BASH and it was pretty alright! OH NO, BUT REALLY, we’re into the total again because it is our second time at Halloween Horror Nights Hollywood. I also wanted to take the time to talk about Halloween Horror Nights in Orlando FL this year, because I had attended with Alley Cat per our annual spooky trip. Lots to

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01:24:02

Episode Two Hundred Eighty-Two: The Vamp-Wire Part Two

Lotsa Pasta ·

2024/10/14

What can I say about dead celebrities that hasn’t been said already? A lot actually. Which is why I’m not going to say anything. I’m really not. So anyways, we’re continuing the investigation we last left off with on the previous episode. I mean, we have our answers, we know where things are going, right? Maybe not literally but how could you possibly know where part three is going to end. Will our loose cannon cops play by the rules? Will they even fire their weapons at innocent minorities? Not a

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01:24:05

Episode Two Hundred Eighty-One: The Vamp-Wire Part One

Lotsa Pasta ·

2024/10/06

What can I say about vampires that hasn’t already been said? Well, they live forever, so they have to be pretty savvy business men, right? Not what you expected me to say, either, huh? Well, it’s not what I expected to be reading with this group of jack-offs. Or should I say jack-ONS because they were on this shit like flies. By that I mean, they read and performed pretty damn well, in my opinion. It’s almost like they don’t listen to my show because they were surprised by my performance several

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02:01:27

Episode Two Hundred Eighty: What's Up, Pup?

Lotsa Pasta ·

2024/09/17

Everyone loves a good dog, right? I mean, if you don’t, I don’t trust you. I don’t think you deserve my trust if you don’t love a good doggo. I know someone who loves good pups: Midnight Bride. She’s got herself a good little goblin faced, Steve Buscemi of a dog. She’s a sweet lil sprinkle-bear. She can’t help that she was born with the face of a bat and the body of a chihuahua. But I digress, we’re here to talk about a couple things like young love and more importantly and often over-looked, young

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01:41:27

Episode Two Hundred Seventy-Nine: Straight Outta...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2024/09/04

What conclusion awaits us at the end of this thrilling chapter? Something trivial that will tie everything up way too nicely despite all the questions and remaining answers and issues are directly in front of our literal fingertips, right? No, again, no inbred, redneck melon-heads. No old, garden variety homeless people. Just Grimes. Just a big old bitch of a stone statue. The possibilities have been emptied with Ramses Vanderslice on today’s episode and as we come to an end, I can’t help but think

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01:58:29

Episode Two Hundred Seventy-Eight: Straight Outta...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2024/08/20

What mysteries lie in the fictional town of Lannenberg(burg?) Pennsylvania? Who knows because it doesn’t actually exist and I’m confused as to why this is a plot point when it could have just taken place in Harrisburg. No inbred, redneck melon-heads. No old, garden variety homeless people. But yes, yes, a giant demon statue made of stone and sin called Metar- I mean -GRIMBUS. The possibilities are narrowing with Ramses Vanderslice on today’s episode and as the chapters go on, my hope dwindles

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01:36:31

Episode Two Hundred Seventy-Seven: Straight Outta...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2024/08/06

What mysteries lie deep in the woods of Pennsylvania. Inbred, redneck melon-heads? Regular old, garden variety homeless people? A giant demon statue made of stone and sin? The possibilities are endless here on Lotsa Pasta with our guest Ramses Vanderslice. I know we last had a really silly Halloween but Ramses is back to get into a multi-chapter story with me this time, reminiscent of our time checking out The Showers and I do mean THE Showers and not just any old shower. Go listen to those two

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02:28:46

Episode Two Hundred Seventy-Six: SINergy

Lotsa Pasta ·

2024/07/22

Cannibal Siren and I are on another level today. We’re operating on a whole other spectrum. An AUTISTIC spectrum. No, not really. We just got that synergy going on. Oh, I mean, SINergy. Right, cause we both full of that godly No-No. What’s more in style with the kids now-a-days, being all shitty and stupid or being reliable and respectful. That’s not a question for a reason, we know the answer. Get to it, folks. We’re here reading a couple short stories from NoSleep because we would rather spend

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01:42:42

Episode Two Hundred Seventy-Five: Why The Long Face?

Lotsa Pasta ·

2024/07/07

We’re back in the kingdom of HO-HOs and Lititz, PA. Yes, that’s right, the SOFA Kingdom, to be exact. This time, joined by the royal family as Sofa Queen also joins us on spectator duty while the King and I have our jolly time. That being said, these stories were random as all hell but also fun as all hell and I blame all of that on Sofa King - he’s just that kinda guy. He read through my list, he checked it twice, he found these ones to be the weirdest and I’m just along for the ride. The same way

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02:14:33

Episode Two Hundred Seventy-Four ExtraTERRORestrial...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2024/06/24

I meant to sing a little song to Scutch when I saw him a couple months ago and recorded this episode but I forgot. Of course, it’s because I got too drunk and because I was too excited to talk to him about Game of Thrones and Aliens. You know, the usual. Why wouldn’t I be excited about that, Scutch is one of my favorite people on the show because of his life experience and perspective on things and talking to people about Aliens(and Game of Thrones) tells you a lot about a person; Like, for example,

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01:28:25

Episode Two Hundred Seventy-Three: Bedtime Stories...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2024/06/11

Grandpa really puts life in perspective. Sometimes you just get caught up chasing things you don't understand and next thing you know, you're old, and broken, and telling your grandson a bunch of bullshit because your brain doesn't work right anymore and almost everyone you know is dead. Crazy. Anyways, here's some more stories! Who knows which direction they'll go. Did you understand the last episode? Did you have questions? Of course you did. Are they ever going to be answered? Of course not,

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01:39:14

Episode Two Hundred Seventy-Two: Bedtime Stories with...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2024/05/13

The Deputy is back and he killed the Sheriff himself. What more need be said? A lot, I suppose. Join us for some NIGHT SWIM and join us for some more hard-boiled cops that play by the rules. No, nothing weird about that. Totally by-the-books procedural here. Nothing out of the ordinary going on. Just regular old story-time with Grandpa. Definitely no nightmare inspiring unsolved mysteries here. Definitely nothing that’s managed to haunt this old man until his final days. Definitely no dead kids,

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02:41:44

Episode Two Hundred Seventy-One: Things that...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2024/03/04

So, Slappy haunted my dreams as a kid, that’s no surprise. I’ll talk about that forever. I’ll talk about how the Goosebumps TV show haunted me as a kid. That’s fine. Curse me, if you will. But maybe it is all rose-tinted shades from here on out or really, what are a couple of 30-year old men doing reading Goosebumps anyway? Are we really that far out of the recommended audience to glean anything from these narratives? Yes. Yes, I think we honestly are. Does that mean we’re going to stop reading

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01:30:47

Episode Two Hundred Seventy: A Very Merry Pastas Part...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2023/12/25

I’m gonna make that joke about how I drug myself every Christmas Eve, now. Well, I guess I already did, didn’t I? Christmas is supposed to be a day about getting together with the family or those close enough to be blood, and sharing some special time with each other where you don’t just sniff each others farts and lick each others assholes. I mean, if you end up doing either of those literal things, good for you, but you can do that on any other day and it’d be fine too. Christmas, as I was

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01:44:47

Episode Two Hundred Sixty-Nine: A Very Merry Pastas...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2023/12/11

I’d make a joke about how I drug myself every Christmas Eve, but it seems too easy. The truth is, I drug myself throughout this entire season. I can’t stand it, to be honest. The entire capitalist, competitive spirit of gift-giving mixed with overbearing debt and rising suicide rates and low mental health for the entirety of winter keeps me as dreary and bleak as the 5PM snow-blind darkness. But hey, yeah, let’s all pretend to be okay with one another and ourselves long enough to have a good

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02:15:53

Episode Two Hundred Sixty-Eight: Hail to the King 3

Lotsa Pasta ·

2023/11/27

BUT YOU’VE GOTTA HAVE FRIENDS. Ain’t that right people? Today’s episode introduces us to a new guest that needs a perfect introduction in an otherwise perfect little contained episode. Royale w/ Cheese wanted to get broken in on some of the King and who am I to supply him with anything but. This is the third time we’re reading King, as we’ve read The Jaunt and The Raft on two other episodes, but today we’re gonna read a couple of his shorter features off of well known collection. Royale w/ Cheese

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01:52:22

Episode Two Hundred Sixty-Seven: Hell-o-ween Weekend

Lotsa Pasta ·

2023/11/13

The world is changed. I feel it in the creeps. I feel it in the pasta. I smell it in the weed. Much that once was across the fucking planet is now here, for those of us crazy enough to accept it. It began with the forging of a spooky podcast. Three close friends gathered, seeking immortality amongst the internet sovereign. Seven trolls, great trouble makers and jokesters of the caverns old. And nine or so or maybe some other number of regular ass people, I don’t know, I’ve lost count, who all else

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03:10:34

Episode Two Hundred Sixty-Six: Halloween Horror...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2023/10/23

Today is a personal episode for me. I don’t share much about my personal life and I do that on purpose as to not mix what it is about performing on this show with what it means for me to live my life as myself. You see, what I do here on this program is put on a performance, much like in my life, to display that of a regular, spooky-loving dude. But really, it is much more than that. I live the spook life. I am the spook. And this extends to my girlfriend, Alley Cat. She didn’t start out my

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02:26:56

Episode Two Hundred Sixty-Five: Happy Halloween, Danny

Lotsa Pasta ·

2023/10/16

What can I say, I’m sentimental. I appreciate nostalgia. I like to get back to the classics every once in a while, remind myself where we came from and what we grew out of. And that’s why we’re going to read some dumb ass, stupid ass stories on todays episode. Really get the blood flowing, you know? These are all submissions and recommendations from a listener of ours Danny, and I hope he hears this(reads this). The stories you picked for us today brought us great joy. They’re awful. Mostly. They’re

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01:16:54

Episode Two Hundred Sixty-Four: The Devil and the...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2023/10/09

So, the Devil walks into a bar. No, that isn’t the start to a joke or anything, I’m literally telling you the Devil just walked into the bar. Fine, don’t believe me. But let me tell you, she looks hot as hell. What can I say, a fiery redhead always makes my tongue dry. And what better to whet the whistle than some whiskey. That’ll do the trick. Let’s hear what she has to say, shall we? I hope it’s interesting. I hope she’s into me. I hope we can make some nice anti-christ babies together. Wouldn’t

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