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Kids Eat Toast Sometimes

Kids Eat Toast Sometimes

‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you "KETS" in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. KETS is raw, irreverent and ready to become your audio best friend! xoxo

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00:47:27

KETS | Queen Elizabeth | Elton Jantjies | Cape Town...

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2022/09/13

Haai! And welcome to KETS :) From the queen, to the Jantjies drama we do our usual chaotic sprint across local and international news! We hope you enjoyed this as much as we loved making it xoxo If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel

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01:07:49

Evan Roos | Springbok Debut | Almost Quitting Rugby...

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2022/09/08

Springbok Evan Roos joins KETS, as the duo reboot their interview series. The rugby-come- theatre star is well measured, fun and ev(a)n a little bit naughty! Many laughs are shared and Evan even sprinkles a couple of life lessons along the way - we hope you enjoy this as much as we did. Sam & Chlo xoxox #comedypodcast #springboks #evanroos

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00:59:38

KETS | Etzebeth vs Ala'alatoa | BeReal | New SA...

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2022/09/06

Haai! And welcome to KETS. On this episode Sam and Chlo chat about 'berealing', arguements over airfryers, wind in Cape Town, SA's new drivers license, Eben Etzebeth being one angry man, Lizz Truss and how hardly anyone can afford to watch the Sevens. It's chaos, but it's KETS baby! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok:

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00:52:36

KETS | We become Liver King Fans | National Shutdown...

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2022/08/30

On EP 49 we serve up the usual chaos that you have come to love and deserve! We hope you guys enjoy ❤️ Sam & Chlo Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put

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00:51:31

KETS | Zuma Parole | Springboks vs All Blacks |...

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2022/08/16

Haai! We are happy to be back and supplying you all with some hard-hitting journalism (jk). On this week's episode the duo chat about Miss SA, Zuma's parole, Kim Jung-un’s ‘definitely not Covid’ fever, Mexico’s Queen of Narcos turned influencer and today is Chloë’s turn to do player ratings. It's chaos, but it's KETS babayy! Enter our KETS X OKJA Giveaway here: https://www.instagram.com/p/ChU4oiBqy3Q/ #FokJa! Follow Okja: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/olaokja/

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00:56:17

KETS | Basic Income Grant | Benni McCarthy | Ukraine...

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2022/08/02

Haaaiiiiii :) This week we chop it up again from South Africa's loadshedding politics, to Will Smith, to sex toys flying around the N2 - we swing for the fences once more! Happy to have ya, happy to be had xoxo If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast

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00:58:06

KETS | Ramaphosa Booed | Cele’s Tattoo Policy |...

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2022/07/26

Haai, and welcome back! On this week’s episode, Sam and Chlo chat about Ramaphosa and Kid Cudi getting booed, Cele’s tattoo policy, how Thabo Mbeki had zero chill when he spoke at Jessie Duarte's memorial service, Banyana Banyana’s victory, Monkey Pox anxieties and petrol price deregulation on the horizon. It’s chaos... but it’s KETS baby! Enjoy. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram:

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00:51:48

KETS | Mandela Day | Bafana Bafana | Sri Lanka...

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2022/07/19

Haai and welcome back, or welcome to the show! On this week’s episode Sam and Chlo delve into Mandela Day, Nathi Mthethwa’s R33m orchestra plan, Hugo Broos leaving Bafana Bafana high and dry, Sri Lanka’s president resigning via email, Biden’s fisting in the Middle East, Elon’s messy family life and a $2.5m WhatsApp scam. It’s chaos, but it’s KETS babaaay! Enjoy. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram:

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00:56:40

KETS | AKA, Elon & Eishkom | R22 Mil Flag | Springbok...

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2022/07/12

Haai! And welcome back (finally) to the show. We are so happy to be back. This week we have an extra long, jam-packed episode to make up for our absence ;). We chat about AKA's terrible Twitter plea to Elon to help with loadshedding, South African celebs turning into politicians, the government's plan to erect a R22 million flag (like what??) and Sam ends off the pod with Springbok players ratings (we love him for his honesty). It's chaos, but like we always say – it's KEYS babaaay! Enjoy. If you

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00:50:09

KETS | The GOOD Party Scandal | #F1 | Who is David...

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2022/06/14

Haai! And welcome back to KETS! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo talk about the Good Party's booze-fueled, sex partying (oooo scandalous), Formlua 1, David 'the Cat' Mabuza, Baby-Switching in Durban and how white people be crazy. It's a mess, but it's KETS babaay! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify:

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00:55:36

KETS | Kelly Khumalo | Cyril's Stolen Cash | Ratanga...

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2022/06/07

Haai! And welcome back to KETS! Petition to start calling Sam Mr Toast? On this week's episode Sam and Chlo talk about Ryanair's bizarre Afrikaans Test, how the spotlight is being shone onto Kelly Khumalo is the Senzo Meyiwa trial, and Cyril being accused of money laundering and kidnapping?!. They also touch on Black Mirror becoming real life, and reminisce on days spent at Ratanga Junction #rip. It's a mess, but it's KETS babaay! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts:

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00:48:22

KETS | Fast Food Secrets | Champions League | UNISA |...

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2022/05/31

Haai! And welcome back to the show! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo bring you hard-hitting journalism as always. They chat about fast food in SA... and why we might have to think twice before ordering that double King steer :,). The duo also chat about DSTV, the Census, Champions League and how Milly Bobby Brown can't catch a break from creeps! It's chaotic, but it's KETS! Enjooyyyyy! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more

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00:46:42

KETS | Monkey Pox | Cara Delevingne | Sanral |...

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2022/05/24

Haai! We are back with an audio-only poddy – consider your ears #blessed. On this episode we chat a bit about Monkey Pox, how Cara Delevingne be crazy, Partygate, new Cannabis laws and T Swizzle's Honourary Doctorate. Hope you guys enjoy! Lots of love, Sam and Chlo Dog. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify:

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00:42:44

KETS | Loadshedding | Elton Jantjies | Astrology |...

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2022/05/17

0:00 Intro 4:43 Currie Cup Loadshedding 9:38 Elton Jantjies Arrest 12:45 Durban Sucks 16:38 Charles Leclerc Crash 18:28 Kendrick Lamar New Album 20:00 Religion & Astrology 25:22 Taiwanese Sexy Maths 26:51 Dubai Influencers 29:33 Mauritius Love 30:35 Q& A 31:42 Margot Robbie & Pirates 34:45 Q& A contd. 36:04 Confessions ZA 38:37 Overrated | Underrated 42:15 Outro

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00:40:17

KETS | Eishkom | #MiamiGP | Bitcoin | ConfessionsZA #38

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2022/05/10

Haai, haai haaaaai! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo chat about Eskom and how the Head of Electricity Generation (Eish); Martin Brundle's legendary Miami grid walk and answer some of your burning questions... and MORE! Hope you guys enjoy, Sam & Chlo Dog. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify:

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00:49:02

KETS | The Mile High Club | Ramaphosa Boo'ed | Senzo...

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2022/05/05

Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :) From the mile high club to abortion - KETS does the usual chaotic sprint through current events and life! Hope you guys enjoy, Sam & Chlo Dog. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: samuel@kets.co.za #KETS #comedypodcast

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00:51:38

KETS | Elon Musk | SA Schools | Mukbang | Helen Zille...

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2022/04/26

Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :) On today's episode Chlo and Sam chat about Elon buying twitter, how 420 didn't go as planned for some students at Leondale High School pupils and delve deep into our fear of everything being made of cake... A little bit of this, with a little bit of that - we hope you guys enjoy! xoxo Sam & Chlo Dog. Leondale High School pupils video: https://getindianews.com/leondale-high-school-weed-video/ Joburg school brawl video:

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00:51:47

KETS | Alpha Male Podcasts | KZN Floods | South...

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2022/04/19

Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :) Back with a bang on Tuesdays for good! Episode is jam-packed and sugar free - hope you guys enjoy xoxox If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: samuel@kets.co.za #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica

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00:31:39

KETS | Senzo Meyiwa | Mr Smeg vs Big Zulu | Heard and...

Kids Eat Toast Sometimes ·

2022/04/12

Haai! And welcome back to Kids Eat Toast, you toast-munching peeps! On today's episode Sam and Chlo talk about Netflix's documentary 'Senzo: Murder of a Soccer Star', Sangomas and where the case stands now. The duo also touch on the world of South African celebrity boxing, and how Mr Smeg has (bravely) challenged Big Zulu. Lastly, Amber Heard and Johnny Depp's $100 million defamation lawsuit against each other... it's a mess! P.S. A big apology from the KETS team for a shorter episode today, but

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00:54:51

KETS | #RussiaUkraine | April Fools Recap | Wine Time...

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2022/04/04

Haai! We are back to regular programming baby – KETS on a Monday just as the podcast gods intended! On this episode, Sam and Chloë chat about updates in the Russian invasion of Ukraine Military conflict and also discuss two of the more stupid wars in history (involving a French pastry chef and a wooden bucket). The duo also look at the controversial 'Wine Time' ad and somehow end up on the Mavericks website... it's a wild ride, so buckle up and get comfortable because it's time for #KETS! Ramadan

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