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Austin Anderson Show

Austin Anderson

Austin Anderson has been doing stand-up since 2001. He never wanted to start a podcast. He just wanted to be funny and mysterious, like God intended. But then a high-level booker broke his heart and said, “If you want to keep doing stand-up, you need a podcast.” And so, against his will, and with great reluctance... this is: The Austin Anderson Show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

comedy stand-up

All Episodes

28:25

Harvard’s Boldest New Hire, P Diddy’s Court Drama &...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/10/03

It’s October 3rd and Harvard hires only the best, P. Diddy is facing court drama that feels straight out of a Netflix crime doc, and Taylor Swift’s brand-new albumThe Life of a Show Girlalready has fans divided, well, it has me divided. We’re talking chem trails, courtroom freak flags, Cosby comparisons, Family Matters in space, and why Jack Antonoff should produce all Taylor’s music. This episode is raw, unfiltered, and funny as hell. Chaotic storytelling you won’t get anywhere else.Hit subscribe

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27:05

Frolicking in Hayfields, Florida Men, and Asking...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/10/02

It’s October in the Midwest, and I’m losing my damn mind—in the best way possible. I’m talking pumpkin spice roll-arounds, garden spiders the size of frisbees, and why frolicking in a Nebraska hayfield beats walking through a New York subway any day.Somewhere between reminiscing about construction workers calling me names, ranting about machete-wielding teens in New York, roasting Keith Urban for not being country, and confessing that I once loudly asked a Menards employee “Where’s the cock?”, this

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25:29

Holograms, Revelation, and Stephen King Gets Thrown...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/10/01

It’s October 1st, the Midwest is cooking in an Indian summer, and I’m fired up. Today’s episode jumps from school bus purgatory on gravel roads, to Howie Mandel investing in holograms that look like they crawled straight out of the Book of Revelation. We’re talkingbeam boxes, the image of the beast, Star Wars trash cans, and why Star Trek is just communism on a spaceship.Then we slide into Trump trolling Chuck Schumer with sombreros, government shutdown déjà vu, and why Stephen King deserves the

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31:22

Baseball is a Secret Cult? Trump’s “Christ” Roots &...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/30

This episode is pure chaos in the best way. I start my morning nearly dying to take pictures of a sunrise I’ll never look at again, then dive headfirst into the conspiratorial swamp of the internet. Is baseball actually an occult ritual to Baal? Why do so many of Trump’s family members have the last name “Christ”? And what the hell is going on in Portland with flamethrower cars, rooftop snipers, and grown men chewing Tylenol like Tic Tacs?From Bad Bunny’s demonic halftime show vibes to Bavarian

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26:33

Running Half Marathons, Creepy Toys, and Cheesecake...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/29

This one’s a ride. I break down my Omaha Half Marathon run—2 hours, 28 minutes, no walking, baby! And the bizarre things I saw along the way. Then I say why cheesecake is just a delivery system for crust, why kids’ toys look like they crawled out of a portal to hell, and why Panera Bread is basically hospital food with better branding.We’ll also talk embarrassing public moments (like being rescued by Baywatch in front of thousands), Keanu Reeves’ dead eyes, and the saddest new TikTok “joke” kids

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24:54

Panera Soup Scam, Avatar Sucks & Ranch Bowl Mosh Pits...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/26

Today’s episode is a wild ride through the collapse of Western civilization—one bread bowl at a time. I start off raging about Panera Bread serving me a soup bowl that was 75% bread and 25% betrayal. From there we spiral into face piercings, robot overlords, James Cameron’s Avatar obsession, and a jewelry heist straight out of Grand Theft Auto.Then I take it back to real life: a Florida football coach clobbering teenagers, the death of lighters at concerts, and my training for the Omaha Half

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29:47

Tank Tops, Bulletproof George Washington & The AI...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/25

Today’s episode is a rollercoaster of nonsense, history, and end-times panic. We start by roasting the tank top (the most suspicious piece of clothing since Crocs in church), detour into Dane Cook, Comedy Central, and the jealousy of a comic in the early 2000s, and then crash headfirst into one of the wildest stories ripped from the forgotten pages of history: the legend of Bulletproof George Washington.From there, it’s all downhill into scientists literally saying we might need to bomb AI labs to

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26:51

From Buffalo Genocide to Porta Potty Redemption | Ep. 25

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/24

In this episode, I zigzag through conspiracy-laden doomscrolling, Jimmy Kimmel, AI deepfake panic, mooing at cows, and the wild slaughter of tens of millions of buffalo. Then I take a hard left turn into the art of public pooping—crime-scene bathrooms, Google job site porta potties, and why Kanye West needs a dump-in-a-john moment to find salvation. Sprinkle in Charlie Sheen chaos, Nicolas Cage cult vibes, and the absurdity of folks screaming “Hollywood is Satan” while still binge-watching every

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22:24

The Rapture Didn’t Happen… But These Wild Stories Did...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/23

What do fake prophets, a drunk baby raccoon, and Sylvester Stallone refusing to age all have in common? They’re all in today’s episode. I kick things off with a South African pastor who swore the rapture would happen today (spoiler: it didn’t), then dive into some truly bizarre news: Stallone wanting to play teenage Rambo, a raccoon revived after passing out drunk on fermented peaches, two guys turning Kevlar helmets into a Darwin Award, and Greenville’s real-life “Spider-Man” helping strangers

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25:37

Touching Toes, Dave Attell, and Foggy Morning Rants |...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/22

It’s a foggy Monday morning and Austin is all over the place, running late miles in the dark, building chicken coops, and blowing his son’s mind by being able to touch his toes. From dad moments to stand-up comedy shoutouts (Dave Attell holding a lantern in the fog), the episode swerves into politics, bizarre headlines about “international Satanists,” California’s free speech battles, and the tragic assassination of Charlie Kirk. Along the way, Austin talks about nose rings he calls “the bebop,” and

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22:52

Jason Aldean Concert, Pumpkin Patch Adventure & Why...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/19

On this episode ofThe Austin Anderson Show, I talk about dragging myself out of bed after a late night at a Jason Aldean concert, where the crowd, the music, was a great time. I share the about a rainy pumpkin patch visit, why denim was the real villain that day, and how carrying an umbrella might secretly be one of life’s greatest joys. Then I get into a crazy coincidence involving the Foo Fighters and Red Hot Chili Peppers show I saw back in ’99, and how a friend across the world randomly brought

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25:35

Pumpkin Patches, Waffle Houses & The Death of Fast...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/18

In this episode, I talk why fiddles make country concerts better, late-night McDonald’s drive-thru nostalgia. How fast food has lost its magic, question the Hamburglar’s cannibalism, and can't get over the bizarre Tai Chi infomercials. Plus, I share memories of 24-hour Walmart adventures, chasing runner’s highs, the magic of Vala’s Pumpkin Patch in Omaha, and a wild late-night Waffle House story with a fellow comic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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28:05

Too Many Bagels, Flamingo Legs & Robot Chicken Fights...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/17

What do four bagels, Barbie legs, Carrie Underwood’s football-field lips, and robot chicken fights in Oklahoma all have in common? Absolutely nothing—except they all show up in today’s chaos.In this episode, Austin tackles:The tragic limit of human bagel consumptionWhy dudes skip leg day and turn into flamingosA marathon runner in overalls with ironclad nipplesCarrie Underwood’s screen-sized lips at a Cody Johnson concertJoe Rogan casually roasting Marc Maron as a “crazy cat lady”Oklahoma legalizing

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34:41

Betrayal of Refrigerators, Robert Redford’s Hair, and...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/16

In this episode, Austin spirals from the betrayal of refrigerators that make you open the door just to get water, to Robert Redford’s immortal hair, to a dude in Florida choking kids while dressed as a giant puppy. We hit every weird news headline you didn’t know you needed, like a million-dollar yacht sinking in seconds, a man fighting off hyenas with his bare hands, and an ice cream cone legend handing out sandwiches on a mountain.Then, we shift gears into something deeper: how the early church

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28:08

How the Apostles Actually Died | Ep. 18

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/15

It’s Monday morning on the homestead, the coffee is strong enough to kill a horse, the crickets won’t shut up, and the chickens are circling me, demanding food. Then it’s off to a Cody Johnson concert, and a crash course in how the apostles actually died.👉 Don’t forget to subscribe, share, and keep this snowball rolling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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22:14

DayQuil, Martyrdom, and Pudding Revenge | Ep. 17

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/12

I’m sick as a dog but still ranting my way through a head cold, swigging DayQuil like an old-time drunk with a flask. From dreaming about Viking-style river burials on the Elkhorn, to the insanity of Charlie Kirk’s assassination and people celebrating it, to the bizarre spam calls offering me $60k loans five times a day.We go from heavy stuff (Christian martyrdom, civil war chatter, a nation unraveling) to ridiculous business ideas like “Shank You Very Much” (artisan prison shanks for flea markets),

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10:29

Charlie Kirk Is A Christian Martyr | Ep. 16

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/11

Charlie Kirk Is A Christian Martyr. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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27:17

Walmart Tire Chaos, South Dakota Stove Hunt & Why...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/10

In this episode, a road trip to South Dakota for a 1950s oven that doesn’t spy on me, rants about Walmart’s tire department holding my wife hostage, and questions why Arby’s is still allowed to exist. Along the way: coyote sightings mistaken for wolves, Slayer-blasting gas station weirdos, accepting the challenge of 75 Hard, losing a beloved chicken named Vivian, and why country music is basically Taco Bell with guitars. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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33:09

Karen Ball Snatcher, Ding Dong Ditch Deaths, and the...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/09

Adults stealing baseballs from kids. Ding dong ditch gone deadly. A pastor claiming Jesus is coming back on September 23rd. Oh—and Elon Musk playing in a satan costume.I rant on selfish adults at games, childhood pranks turned tragedies, fake end-times prophets, and the bizarre rise of “Dark MAGA.” Plus: my 25th anniversary, why old ovens are better than new ones, and Alex Jones gargling “the Holy Spirit.” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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24:30

Rivers of Blood, Head Cold Mondays & Comedy Scandals

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/08

Happy Monday, baby! In this episode, I rant my way through a head cold, celebrate fall punching summer in the face, and share my pastor’s horrifying white-T-shirt running story that ends in rivers of blood. To comedy scandals, Charlie Sheen confessions, The Rock shrinking down to a bean, and my love-hate relationship with workouts, it’s a ride. Add in some trash-talk on Taylor Sheridan’s shows, the VMAs, and Rosie O’Donnell popping up on my phone, and you’ve got yourself a weird, unfiltered Monday

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