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Austin Anderson Show

Austin Anderson

Austin Anderson has been doing stand-up since 2001. He never wanted to start a podcast. He just wanted to be funny and mysterious, like God intended. But then a high-level booker broke his heart and said, “If you want to keep doing stand-up, you need a podcast.” And so, against his will, and with great reluctance... this is: The Austin Anderson Show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

comedy stand-up

All Episodes

27:03

Blowing Up Cabins, Trump’s UFC Gladiator Games & Why...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/10/10

On today’s episode ofThe Austin Anderson Show, I kick things off with stories from my annual Nebraska cabin trip where guns, Tannerite, and shattered windows are just part of the tradition. From there, we dive headfirst into the absurd: Trump allegedly planning a UFC fight on the White House lawn for his 80th birthday (Gladiator-style), the decline of Hollywood with Jared Leto dragging Tron and Joker straight to hell, and why hoverboards are still missing from our lives. Hosted on Acast. See

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28:09

Analyzing Faces, Saudi Comedy Controversy, Trump &...

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2025/10/09

In this episode, Austin dives into a late-night obsession with a doctor who analyzes the faces of celebrities like Ozzy Osbourne, Hulk Hogan, Jim Carrey, Jeff Bezos, and Elon Musk, uncovering what your eyes and expressions might reveal about your health and your life. From there, the conversation turns to the bizarre and dangerous drug trend known as “Bluetoothing” in South Africa, before shifting into a rant about why slot machines in gas stations are an abomination. Austin also explores the

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29:32

Blockbuster, Husker Hand Signs, & Worst Comic Alive |...

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2025/10/08

Austin Anderson is back with another off-the-rails episode of The Austin Anderson Show. Today he revisits his glory days working at Blockbuster where a wig and some teenage Coolio-inspired dreadlocks cost him his job. From there, Austin spirals into the nostalgia of King of Queens, the absurdity of fat-guy sitcom tropes, and Taylor Swift being accused of everything from white supremacy to turning America’s youth into sluts.It doesn’t stop there. Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura’s bizarre OnlyFans

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25:42

Tic Tacs, Taylor Swift, & 90-Year-Old Cocaine Cowboys...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/10/07

It’s a Tuesday morning and Austin’s covering it all: bribing his kid with $3 that won’t even buy Tic Tacs anymore, breaking down the internet’s meltdown over Taylor Swift’s latest album being accused of everything from white supremacy to eugenics, Whoopi Goldberg suggesting people “tan until you look Mexican,” a forklift driver who won the lottery and nearly partied himself into the grave, and the rise of “silver snorters”—elderly folks hitting cocaine like it’s spring break in Boca Raton. Hosted on

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30:30

Donuts, Diddy & Digital IDs | Ep. 33

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/10/06

It’s a rainy fall morning and Austin is on one. From Nebraska’s best donuts at Junkstock to P. Diddy learning that “manifesting” can’t get you out of prison time, this episode ricochets through culture, chaos, and comedy. Taylor Swift’s revenge anthems, Trump suing everyone in sight, Glenn Beck crawling on stage for Ted Cruz, AI girlfriends, and Bezos wanting to put data centers in outer space—it’s all here, filtered through Austin’s unfiltered lens. Equal parts funny, absurd, and unsettlingly true

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28:25

Harvard’s Boldest New Hire, P Diddy’s Court Drama &...

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2025/10/03

It’s October 3rd and Harvard hires only the best, P. Diddy is facing court drama that feels straight out of a Netflix crime doc, and Taylor Swift’s brand-new albumThe Life of a Show Girlalready has fans divided, well, it has me divided. We’re talking chem trails, courtroom freak flags, Cosby comparisons, Family Matters in space, and why Jack Antonoff should produce all Taylor’s music. This episode is raw, unfiltered, and funny as hell. Chaotic storytelling you won’t get anywhere else.Hit subscribe

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27:05

Frolicking in Hayfields, Florida Men, and Asking...

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2025/10/02

It’s October in the Midwest, and I’m losing my damn mind—in the best way possible. I’m talking pumpkin spice roll-arounds, garden spiders the size of frisbees, and why frolicking in a Nebraska hayfield beats walking through a New York subway any day.Somewhere between reminiscing about construction workers calling me names, ranting about machete-wielding teens in New York, roasting Keith Urban for not being country, and confessing that I once loudly asked a Menards employee “Where’s the cock?”, this

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25:29

Holograms, Revelation, and Stephen King Gets Thrown...

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2025/10/01

It’s October 1st, the Midwest is cooking in an Indian summer, and I’m fired up. Today’s episode jumps from school bus purgatory on gravel roads, to Howie Mandel investing in holograms that look like they crawled straight out of the Book of Revelation. We’re talkingbeam boxes, the image of the beast, Star Wars trash cans, and why Star Trek is just communism on a spaceship.Then we slide into Trump trolling Chuck Schumer with sombreros, government shutdown déjà vu, and why Stephen King deserves the

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31:22

Baseball is a Secret Cult? Trump’s “Christ” Roots &...

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2025/09/30

This episode is pure chaos in the best way. I start my morning nearly dying to take pictures of a sunrise I’ll never look at again, then dive headfirst into the conspiratorial swamp of the internet. Is baseball actually an occult ritual to Baal? Why do so many of Trump’s family members have the last name “Christ”? And what the hell is going on in Portland with flamethrower cars, rooftop snipers, and grown men chewing Tylenol like Tic Tacs?From Bad Bunny’s demonic halftime show vibes to Bavarian

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26:33

Running Half Marathons, Creepy Toys, and Cheesecake...

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2025/09/29

This one’s a ride. I break down my Omaha Half Marathon run—2 hours, 28 minutes, no walking, baby! And the bizarre things I saw along the way. Then I say why cheesecake is just a delivery system for crust, why kids’ toys look like they crawled out of a portal to hell, and why Panera Bread is basically hospital food with better branding.We’ll also talk embarrassing public moments (like being rescued by Baywatch in front of thousands), Keanu Reeves’ dead eyes, and the saddest new TikTok “joke” kids

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24:54

Panera Soup Scam, Avatar Sucks & Ranch Bowl Mosh Pits...

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2025/09/26

Today’s episode is a wild ride through the collapse of Western civilization—one bread bowl at a time. I start off raging about Panera Bread serving me a soup bowl that was 75% bread and 25% betrayal. From there we spiral into face piercings, robot overlords, James Cameron’s Avatar obsession, and a jewelry heist straight out of Grand Theft Auto.Then I take it back to real life: a Florida football coach clobbering teenagers, the death of lighters at concerts, and my training for the Omaha Half

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29:47

Tank Tops, Bulletproof George Washington & The AI...

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2025/09/25

Today’s episode is a rollercoaster of nonsense, history, and end-times panic. We start by roasting the tank top (the most suspicious piece of clothing since Crocs in church), detour into Dane Cook, Comedy Central, and the jealousy of a comic in the early 2000s, and then crash headfirst into one of the wildest stories ripped from the forgotten pages of history: the legend of Bulletproof George Washington.From there, it’s all downhill into scientists literally saying we might need to bomb AI labs to

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26:51

From Buffalo Genocide to Porta Potty Redemption | Ep. 25

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/24

In this episode, I zigzag through conspiracy-laden doomscrolling, Jimmy Kimmel, AI deepfake panic, mooing at cows, and the wild slaughter of tens of millions of buffalo. Then I take a hard left turn into the art of public pooping—crime-scene bathrooms, Google job site porta potties, and why Kanye West needs a dump-in-a-john moment to find salvation. Sprinkle in Charlie Sheen chaos, Nicolas Cage cult vibes, and the absurdity of folks screaming “Hollywood is Satan” while still binge-watching every

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22:24

The Rapture Didn’t Happen… But These Wild Stories Did...

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2025/09/23

What do fake prophets, a drunk baby raccoon, and Sylvester Stallone refusing to age all have in common? They’re all in today’s episode. I kick things off with a South African pastor who swore the rapture would happen today (spoiler: it didn’t), then dive into some truly bizarre news: Stallone wanting to play teenage Rambo, a raccoon revived after passing out drunk on fermented peaches, two guys turning Kevlar helmets into a Darwin Award, and Greenville’s real-life “Spider-Man” helping strangers

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25:37

Touching Toes, Dave Attell, and Foggy Morning Rants |...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/22

It’s a foggy Monday morning and Austin is all over the place, running late miles in the dark, building chicken coops, and blowing his son’s mind by being able to touch his toes. From dad moments to stand-up comedy shoutouts (Dave Attell holding a lantern in the fog), the episode swerves into politics, bizarre headlines about “international Satanists,” California’s free speech battles, and the tragic assassination of Charlie Kirk. Along the way, Austin talks about nose rings he calls “the bebop,” and

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22:52

Jason Aldean Concert, Pumpkin Patch Adventure & Why...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/19

On this episode ofThe Austin Anderson Show, I talk about dragging myself out of bed after a late night at a Jason Aldean concert, where the crowd, the music, was a great time. I share the about a rainy pumpkin patch visit, why denim was the real villain that day, and how carrying an umbrella might secretly be one of life’s greatest joys. Then I get into a crazy coincidence involving the Foo Fighters and Red Hot Chili Peppers show I saw back in ’99, and how a friend across the world randomly brought

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25:35

Pumpkin Patches, Waffle Houses & The Death of Fast...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/18

In this episode, I talk why fiddles make country concerts better, late-night McDonald’s drive-thru nostalgia. How fast food has lost its magic, question the Hamburglar’s cannibalism, and can't get over the bizarre Tai Chi infomercials. Plus, I share memories of 24-hour Walmart adventures, chasing runner’s highs, the magic of Vala’s Pumpkin Patch in Omaha, and a wild late-night Waffle House story with a fellow comic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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28:05

Too Many Bagels, Flamingo Legs & Robot Chicken Fights...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/17

What do four bagels, Barbie legs, Carrie Underwood’s football-field lips, and robot chicken fights in Oklahoma all have in common? Absolutely nothing—except they all show up in today’s chaos.In this episode, Austin tackles:The tragic limit of human bagel consumptionWhy dudes skip leg day and turn into flamingosA marathon runner in overalls with ironclad nipplesCarrie Underwood’s screen-sized lips at a Cody Johnson concertJoe Rogan casually roasting Marc Maron as a “crazy cat lady”Oklahoma legalizing

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34:41

Betrayal of Refrigerators, Robert Redford’s Hair, and...

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2025/09/16

In this episode, Austin spirals from the betrayal of refrigerators that make you open the door just to get water, to Robert Redford’s immortal hair, to a dude in Florida choking kids while dressed as a giant puppy. We hit every weird news headline you didn’t know you needed, like a million-dollar yacht sinking in seconds, a man fighting off hyenas with his bare hands, and an ice cream cone legend handing out sandwiches on a mountain.Then, we shift gears into something deeper: how the early church

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28:08

How the Apostles Actually Died | Ep. 18

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/15

It’s Monday morning on the homestead, the coffee is strong enough to kill a horse, the crickets won’t shut up, and the chickens are circling me, demanding food. Then it’s off to a Cody Johnson concert, and a crash course in how the apostles actually died.👉 Don’t forget to subscribe, share, and keep this snowball rolling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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