Confused Goat

How to lie. And get away with it. Also, Jonny Depp accuses Amber Heard of pooing on his bed  - she blames the dogs (that's an example of a bad lie). We also ask some really important questions, like 'why are shoe sizes so complicated?' Plus, celebrity game shows, a few more all-original portmanteaus, and (in the not comedy bit), the latest from Ukraine. All this and so much more on episode four (that rhymes).

On the bleat sheet this week: Fake funnies - the cringy trend infiltrating entertainment. Also, anoraks, Boris Johnson, Kyiv (or is it Kiev?) All this and so much more on the Confused goat podcast, episode 3. Plus, oh no, that's all. But that's still quite a lot. Give it a listen!

Putin, Trump, Erdoğan, Bolsonaro, Orban, Assad, Kim Jon Un... Everywhere we look, democracy is under attack. Are our ironic t-shirts and witty Facebook observations playing into the hands of would-be dictators? Should we, the liberals, be fighting back! And if so, how? Also, we discuss cricket, the Will Smith slap, Hooters and so much more.  So, plug your headphones in and get ready for episode 2 of the Confused Goat!

Welcome to the Confused Goat. A weekly(ish) podcast hosted by Niall Towl and Keir Menzies. In episode 1, we cover the start of World War III. Plus, the big story this week; the soap-opera 'Neighbours' may soon end in the UK. Also, childhood haircuts, and the murky world of eye tests. We've got a film-of-the-week from 'the film man' Dan, and much more besides. So sit back (or stand up, it's up to you) and enjoy the Confused Goat podcast.