PODCAST

Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?

Omar Lopez & Josh Hemmo

A weekly podcast exploring life lessons from episodes of Nickelodeon"s SpongeBob SquarePants

tv & film self-help

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E20 - Best Day Ever / The...

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2020/06/26

IT’S TIME FOR THE BEST DAY EVER!! The best way to start the best day ever is with your friends. So we brought our friends with us Fatimah, Dan, and a brand new person Caroline! We watch SpongeBob try to have his best day ever and also watch him deal with Patrick’s giant gumball gummy. We make some weed jokes, talk about cutting boards, and swallowing gum. We discuss being honest, minding your own business, and selfish friends. Now let’s continue our best day ever with this week’s podcast!P.S. Here

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E19 - The Pink Purloiner...

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2020/06/19

Hey? Do you know where our Ol’ Reliable went? We think someone stole it, was it you?! This episode we watch SpongeBob accuse Patrick of stealing and watch everyone be nicer to a Squidward puppet instead of the real Squidward. We discuss creepy puppets, trusting your friends, and sentimental gifts! We also give our two cents about SpongeBob being a member of the LGBTQ community! Let’s learn about keeping track of things that are important to us, being kind to people, and examine your own behavior

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E18 - Born to Wild / Best...

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2020/06/12

Have you tried this new Kelp Shake? It’s Delicious! This week we watch a “biker gang” come to Bikini Bottom and also we watch Mr. Krabs and Plankton team up to take down Kelp Shakes. Let's discuss misunderstandings, tricycles, and of course old people. We learn how to keep our eye out for businesses that pander to us, and teaming up with our enemies. Welp, I got to go get another Kelp Shake before they close, listen to the podcast while I’m in line!P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E17 - Driven to Tears /...

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2020/06/04

Hey? Like my sweet ride? I won it and it makes me cooler than you! This episode, we watch Patrick rub his new boat and boating license in SpongeBob’s face and of course we watch Patrick let the power of royalty come to his head. We discuss the frustration of being bad at something, being a good friend, and incestous monarchies. We learn about starfish weight, abuse of power, and sharing power as well. Well, I’m going to bump this week’s podcast in my fancy boat mobile, you should too!P.S. We

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E16 - The Thing / Hocus...

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2020/05/28

ABRACADABRA! Ah man, that spell was supposed to turn you into ice cream! This week we watch Squidward get mistaken for a monster and SpongeBob mess around with a magic kit. Josh and Omar chat about magic animals, demilitarizing the police, and what constitutes an ice cream threeway. Lets learn about keeping wild animals safe, how commercialism destroys things, and embracing the unknown. So put on your wizard hats and stare at your Kelpy G poster while you listen to this week's podcast.

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E15 - Squidtastic Voyage...

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2020/05/21

Quick shrink down and help me, the pointy bit from the end of my clarinet is stuck in my throat and I need you to zap it out! In this episode we see Spongebob and Patrick take a trip into the bowels of Squidward and Patrick takes up a new identity as Patricia to “protect” himself. We discuss the problematic nature of sexual harassment in a kids cartoon, the importance of tone, and untested science. While you are journeying to find the pointy end of my clarinet, listen to this week’s podcast!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E14 - Bummer Vacation /...

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2020/05/07

What are you looking at? Oh my gorgeous wig? ;) I’m glad it brought a smile to your face! This episode we see SpongeBob struggle with a forced vacation and also watch him rock a wig for an episode. We discuss wigs, answer a listener email, and talk vacation. Lets learn about proper attire, getting the most of your vacation, and sticking with things you love. Now if you will excuse me, while you listen I have a wig to remove lice from.

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E13 - A New Leaf / Once...

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2020/04/30

Welcome to our podcast! We also just opened a gift shop where we sell frick ‘n’ frack and bubble gum! This week, we see Plankton “give up” the restaurant business and some Mad Snail Disease hysteria. We learn about the importance of spreading accurate information, and trusting others. Now give us a listen while you shop in our imaginary IMAP gift shop, I hear there is a very realistic Josh Waifu pillow in the back.*Content Warning*We try to keep the podcast Covid-19 free (so you can escape the drama

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E12 - All That Glitters ...

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2020/04/23

Throw a coin and make a wish! If you wished for a new podcast then you got one! If you didn’t I’m sorry I’m not a genie or a magical wishing well. This week we watch SpongeBob’s spatula break and Mr. Krabs make a wishing well. We discuss the scams that are wishing wells and fancy equipment. Lets learn about using simple tools, being careful what you wish for, and where wishing wells came from. Throw more money towards your wishes and strap in for some podcast fun

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E11 - Whale of a Birthday...

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2020/04/17

Here please take my credit card and buy me a bunch of stuff so I can go to Karate Island! This week we see Mr. Krabs’s attempt to throw Pearl an amazing birthday and SpongeBob get lured into a timeshare scam. We discuss the lies of cartoon credit cards and the racist stereotype of Master Udon. Learn about dealing with scammers, keeping fakes out of your life, and listen to us plan our ideal IMAP party! While you're buying stuff with my credit card get you some new headphones to listen to this week’s

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E10 - Chimps Ahoy / Ghost...

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2020/04/09

Take a seat! This is our new back scratcher, hair comber, nose picker, and ukulele tuner! This week we watch SpongeBob and Patrick try to save Sandy from getting fired and we watch the Flying Dutchman be a total mooch! Let’s chat about inventions, nose picking, and jump scares. Maybe we will also learn some lessons along the way! Until then enjoy having your back scratched, hair combed, nose picked and ukulele tuned while you listen to this podcast and discover the POWER WITHIN.

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E9 - Krusty Towers / Mrs....

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2020/04/02

Welcome to Is Mayonnaise A Podcast Towers! We Shall Never Deny A guest Even The Most Ridiculous Request! As long as your request is listening to Omar and Josh talk about SpongeBob! Watch the Krusty Krab turn into a swanky hotel and Mrs. Puff get fired from her job. As usual we learn about some crazy stuff, quitting your job, learning styles, and how badly SpongeBob needs therapy. Also the IMAP branding empire grows in this week’s bubble break! Now hop on this week’s podcast, and keep those requests

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E8 - Patrick SmartPants /...

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2020/03/26

Quick! Press this button, We are running late to the next podcasting recording! Uh oh, I think we accidentally got fused together! While we figure out how to deal with this, check out this week's Podcast. We see Patrick get incredibly smart and lose all his friends and Squidward and SpongeBob get fused together. Let’s chat and learn being smart without being pretentious, inspiration porn, and how much we enjoy the new Animal Crossing! So sit back and relax while we figure out how to pee in this new

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E7 - Enemy-in-Law /...

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2020/03/19

Did you get your tickets for the new Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie? I heard they’re almost sold out! This week Plankton falls in love with Mama Krabs and SpongeBob tries to make the next big superhero movie! We discuss dating, Karen’s real identity, and movie remakes. We learn about being honest about how you feel, playing to your friends’ strengths, and taking pride in your own creations. So snag those movie tickets quick and tune in to this week’s super-powered episode!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E6 - Dunces and Dragons

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2020/03/12

AREST THOU READY? This week is full of medieval mayhem and the only way Josh and Omar can deal with it is with their trusty Dungeons and Dragons friends! Join two IMAP veterans Dan Baker and Jose Martinez, and welcome Juliana Machlachlan to the podcast. We nerd out about DnD, speaking “Shakespearean”, and medieval hygiene. In addition we learn an embarrassing story about Omar, how food brings us together, and the lineage of court jesters. HEED OUR WORDS AND ENJOY THYSELVES!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E5 - Sellout / Funny Pants

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2020/03/05

Another day another Nickel! This week We watch Mr. Krabs sell his pride and joy, the Krusty Krab and we see how Squidward deals with SpongeBob’s annoying laughter. We chat about chain restaurants, human resources, and quantum giggle theory! Most importantly we learn about the importance of passion, sticking with your ideals and revisit the idea that Mr. Krabs is kind of a horrible person! So give your laugh box a workout and give our podcast a listen!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E4 - Skill Crane / Good...

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2020/02/27

Do you have any extra quarters? I’m trying to get a stuffed panda. I spent 20 bucks on this machine and I think I'm close to winning it! This week we watch Squidward get addicted to a claw machine game and destroy some property and we see what it takes to be a “good neighbor”. We discuss arcade game skills, what it takes to be a good neighbor, and picking a security system that will destroy your city. So check out this week’s podcast, while I go try to get this stuffed panda!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E3 - Have You Seen This...

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2020/02/20

GARY! GARY! GARY! Do you know where Gary has gone? This week we see a bump in the road for Gary & SpongeBob’s relationship. Gary runs away and SpongeBob must find him. We see Gary’s life without SpongeBob, listen to the classic Gary Come Home, Mr. Krabs be inconsiderate (what else is new), and Squidward get violated. We learn about being a good pet owner, an attentive friend, and how much Patrick likes scented Pine cones! So hop on this podcast and help us sing together GARY COME HOOOOOOOME!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E2 - The Lost Mattress /...

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2020/02/13

My baaaack….my baack, I slipped while you were reading this...so I’M SUING YOU. This week we watch SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward try to outsmart a junkyard worm and witness Plankton try to fake a back injury to take Mr. Krab’s to court. We discuss wet floor signs, go bags and lawyers. We learn the importance of a good mattress, how to deal with junkyard dogs, and liability insurance. So lawyer up and listen to this week’s episode!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S4E1 - Fear of a Krabby...

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2020/02/06

OH NO IT’S A GIANT KRABBY PATTY BEHIND YOU! Oh wait..it's a tree. Sorry haven't gotten much sleep. This season we welcome back our special guest Dan Baker and watch The Krusty Krab spiral from lack of sleep. Also we see when ol’ “Iron Abs Krabs” does without his shell. We discuss diner culture, masculinity, 24 services, therapy and of course Josh gets accused of stealing lessons! So while we wait for our one-eye therapist to help us with our Krabby Patty phobia, give this episode a listen!

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