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The Baby Wants Its Bottle Philosophy & Poetry Inc.

Poems and Short Stories Comedy Sketches and vague ideas from the lands downunder. Created by Martin Anton Smith, a NZ based creative. Support the show links Donate via https://paypal.me/mrschmitzo Buy Tee Shirt/Hoodie via http://tee.pub/lic/E3FoSW19gOg Follow on Twitter @MrSchmitzo Follow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MrSchmitzo

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00:38:55

Ep. 28 “Marcel Atkins – The 22nd Century’s Rogue...

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2021/07/06

In this episode our hero Marcel remembers the conditions that gave rise to the alien takeover of 2051 - "The StarPeople reconfiguration". He remembers a time of snobby elitism whereby the people were slowly turned from the happily prosperous to lowly powerless serfs serving a vacuous elite. ...does that ring true? Listen to this episode to be enthralled! But please ensure your seat is well braced, as you will spend many minutes on the edge of it listening to this episode. Now I must fly as I have to

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00:24:30

Ep. 27 "The Proud Cats At The P*U*C*C Finally Put...

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2021/06/25

'Squeaky' is a very smart cat, who loves the fine things in life. His unwitting owner gets embroiled into an adventure whereby his cat and his new intellectual friends at the PUBLIC UTILITARIANISM CATS CLUB - (P.U.C.C) seem to have got the better of him and the world. Is it for the best? Or will the owner be turned into mincemeat and gulped down? Well read it and find out ya dunderhead, as If I'm gonna spoil it here in the blurb! While reading this or listening to this have your moggy handy for any

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00:17:05

Ep. 26 "Marcel Atkins The 22nd Centurie’s Rogue Brain...

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2021/06/13

In this Episode our hero - Marcel Atkins gets serious about moving the Revolution to fruition. He outlines his 7 Prime Directives or his "7 For Re-War" these are the battleplans which will win the war vs 'Aurora' the evil AI societal-governing computer, and it's creators the StarPeople. Will his plans cut the Mustard? Or will his Ideas be a 'damp squib'? Will his ideas 'Hit the Nail on the head'?...Will his ideas be eaten by his not-yet-written-in-the-script pet dog Alexei?..Will his Ideas

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00:14:15

Ep. 25 “It Is Written, It is Rotten” (a short story)

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2021/06/07

In this episode I read a sort Story called “It Is Written, It is Rotten”. This is a story about how we came to be, why it's all gone wrong and what will happen in the future. After listening I trust you will never ever want to write an essay, a technical manual, a love letter, a email or a business report ever again. However you will definitely want to scrawl some graffiti on an apple from the garden of Eden that says "Don't Read This". Enjoy! This episode is also available as a blog post:

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00:08:55

Ep. 24 “Revelations Thoughts” (Short Poem with...

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2021/05/30

In this Episode I read a Poem which is simply a few thoughts on the Book of Revelations - the final book of the Christian Bible which outlines the destruction of the earth, the rise of a satanic ruler, cataclysmic events and a rebirth from the creator, after he intervenes to end the misery. This is not "Bible Bashing" it is merely a poem from someone openminded enough not to discount anything, just because everyone else does. Enjoy and bring your alkaline water, an apricot a raw potato and your

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00:21:32

Ep. 23 Marcel Atkins The 22nd centuries’ Rogue Brain...

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2021/05/22

In this Episode we flash back 50 odd years to 2051 - the first time the Earthlings were advised by President Hamilton Donald Kincaid that we were not alone, and we were in fact being watched. This was the very beginning of the "Starman reconfiguration of 2051". Our 22nd Century future hero Marcel, is just a pimply 15 Year old who cannot believe that what he hears is real...neither does he think he will play the prime part in a future resistance. This episode is also available as a blog post:

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00:07:39

Ep. 22 Marcel Atkins – The 22nd Centuries’ Rogue...

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2021/05/17

In this episode we learn more about the "Starpeople" - our future enslavers (or liberators depending on your galactic status). How did they travel from the Pleiades to Earth instantaneously? Why did they Choose to come? Find out by opening a bad of Pretzels, turning down the lights low, and listening to "Marcel Atkins – The 22nd Centuries’ Rogue Brain Chip Hacker Pt 3" This episode is also available as a blog post:

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00:04:00

Ep. 21 Breaking News: “Sir Squeeky” The Cat buys The...

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2021/05/03

A Poem Inspired By My Badly Behaved But Lovable Cat "Squeeky" (I called him that as he is very vocal). This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/05/03/sir-squeeky-the-cat-buys-catfood-co-for-30m/ Support the show links Donate via paypal.me/mrschmitzo?locale.x=en_AU Buy Tee Shirt/Hoodie via tee.pub/lic/E3FoSW19gOg Follow on Twitter @MrSchmitzo Follow on Facebook: www.facebook.com/MrSchmitzo

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00:21:50

Ep. 20 "Marcel Atkins - The 22nd Centuries Rogue...

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2021/05/01

In this Episode we get to Know Marcell and the early 22nd Century Earth better. What entertainment does he like? How does he live his life in this Dystopian AI Supercomputer controlled world? Why do the StarPeople via the Aurora AI Supercomputer and the Viceroys, divide the People into 3 distinct groups? - Those of the Aruk's, The Qoz's and the Zilo's ? Find out by listening! This episode is also available as a blog post:

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00:07:11

Ep. 19 “There is No Beginning, No End, There Just Is”...

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2021/04/25

A Poem about buying a TV that bosses you around, like its been controlled by some authoritarian superpower that's definitely out ta get ya. This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/04/25/there-is-no-beginning-no-end-there-just-is-poem-by-m-a-smith/ Support the show links Donate via paypal.me/mrschmitzo Buy Tee Shirt/Hoodie via tee.pub/lic/E3FoSW19gOg Follow on Twitter @MrSchmitzo Follow on Facebook: www.facebook.com/MrSchmitzo

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00:14:07

Ep. 18 "Marcel Atkins - The 22nd Centuries Rogue...

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2021/04/24

In this Sci Fi creation, 22nd Century future technician - Marcel Atkins Sotheby - visits an Old 20th century Art Gallery in St Kilda, Melbourne. This awakens memories of a now deleted and distorted, History of Humanity. Tune in to find out what Marcel intends to do about this ghastly set of circumstances...will he continue to be controlled by AI, or will he create a plan to start a rebellion against Aurora Artificial Intelligence Systems? This episode is also available as a blog post:

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00:29:00

Ep. 17 Special Episode (Warning: Heavy Historical...

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2021/04/19

This is a Special Edition Episode - it has three parts. Part 1 was written on 18/19 April 2021 and tackles the serious questions of: Have we lost our way in the West? Did We throw away the Post WW2 Social and economic Gains to easily? Has the era of Neoliberalism made for a better world? Or is it a cancerous ideology, to be rolled back? Part Two has the associated Poem which was written in late2019/Early 2020. Part 3 has a final Comment on what may happen next, coming out of Covid, will it mimic

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Ep. 16 "Zombie Times, Limited" - a Short Poem

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2021/04/18

In This Episode I talk of one of my favorite topics - the current and expanding world of the zombie apocalypse! So Buckle Your self into Your Anti Thought Control Device, i.e. a triple layer tin foil hat, and listen! And remember the old dictum, the one I just thought of now: "Never Trust A Zombie, Despite their Saccharine Smile, Svelte Scent and Enchanting Energy" This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/04/18/zombie-times-limited/ Support the

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00:29:59

Ep. 15 "Those Streaky Starving Satellites" , "Mrs...

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2021/04/17

Here I read two of my Poems (Those Streaky Staving Satellites & Mrs Whippy I'm Breaking Up With You") and a short story (Flying Cosmic Dildo Vs Man). It's all a bit of fun in today's episode! the subjects are about thin people being blown away by the wind, someone breaking up with an ice cream and a woman who tries to destroy all males with a giant shiny dildo! These Items are all available as transcripts on my blog page martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com Support the show links Donate via

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00:33:24

Ep. 14 Martin Anton Smith Speaks Poetry Live! 3 Poems...

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2021/04/15

This is the first Podcast where I speak with my Voice, rather than the prior AI robots! I showcase 3 Poems ( The Mindcrime war of 1 ( A serious Poem which posits that we were in ww3, but ww4 has also begun, where the Earth fights back. ) Adventures at Doctors Point ( A heartwarming poem about getting some fresh air - and water) Dirty Dancing. (A poem about Dirt, Digging Dirt) Transcripts of these poems are available on martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com Support the show links Donate via

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00:05:32

Ep. 13 "Pete the Green Grocer Exacts his Revenge" -...

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2021/04/13

Here I present my alternative ending to the "yes we have no bananas" song, which was a big hit from ye olden days. Will someone buy some bananas? Will someone turn into a giant turnip? Well it could well happen, so tune in to find out! This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/04/13/pete-the-green-grocer-exacts-his-revenge/ Support the show links Donate via paypal.me/mrschmitzo Buy Tee Shirt/Hoodie via tee.pub/lic/E3FoSW19gOg Follow on Twitter

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00:04:15

Ep. 12 “Open The Drawers” a Original Poem with an...

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2021/04/11

This is a stream of consciousness poem that I wrote while on the road. It tackles the idea of fundamental isolation that is in built into us, by someone who must knows better. So rest easy and take 5 mins from your busy schedule of lazing around the couch and listen, preferably with your ears! This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/04/11/open-the-drawers/ Support the show links Donate via paypal.me/mrschmitzo?locale.x=en_AU Buy Tee Shirt/Hoodie

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00:03:28

Ep. 11 "Those Streaky Starving Satellites" – a short...

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2021/04/04

In this Episode, I read the Poem "Those Streaky Starving Satellites" a poem about the thin vs the large in a nasty prevailing wind. Will you be blown away by this poem? or will you be disappointed? Well you'll probably be disappointed, but read it anyway, if only for charity. Also does the wind cry Mary? or does the breeze cry Andrew? Listen to the Podcast to find out! (spoiler alert: unfortunately, Jimi Hendrix is no longer with us to answer this wind related question!, But my Poem addresses other

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00:04:08

Ep. 10 “Mrs. Whippy, I’m Breaking Up With you” – a...

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2021/04/03

in this episode I find a long forgotten decade old letter on a USB drive - it has a love letter on it.....Do I read it? Of course I do stupid! Why else would I be talking to you about it! I then do something fun with words, which is a little hobby of mine. Now pipe down, press play and listen to some C+ poetry! This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/04/03/mrs-whippy-im-breaking-up-with-you-a-short-prose-poem/ Support the show links Donate via

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00:15:34

Ep. 9 Will Science one day show us the realms Of God,...

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2021/04/01

In this Special Edition Podcast, I showcase a non Poetry item - an Essay which tackles the nexus of God and Science, are we living in times whereby Science will supply humanity with the biggest Question: Is there a God? Will a dramatic event emerge whereby Humanity can see the truth for itself, without the filter of the high priests of science and physics? Listen to the Podcast to find out! This episode is also available as a blog post:

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