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01:36:42

Undulating Rivers of Bubblegum

Bad Counsel ·

2025/03/27

Sound Bites"What if I forgot to breathe?""This shit's a lot of fun.""It's a prescription.""I like the chanting.""Damn it. Why don't they just die?""It's the same.""Just go.""That's beautiful.""The Canadians don't fucking know.""Canadians don't tip.""Shout out to Blue Boat Tours.""Tim's not fucking coming.""That's how you get

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01:52:24

Dad's Strange Obsessions

Bad Counsel ·

2025/03/06

"He was youthful again.""He's a complex little fellow.""It's just that curated image.""I'm the office curmudgeon.""I think about it so much.""What the fuck is Jack saying?""Are you German?""What a douchey comment.""That's a point of pride.""I hope so.""Cut the cord, mom.""It's an aphrodisiac.""Well, you go along. Yeah.""Just a

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01:31:30

Dude, It's All About Proportion

Bad Counsel ·

2025/02/27

Sound Bites"It's a good winter drink.""He has to buy big hats.""It was very misogynistic.""I thought it was kind of funny.""It was so over the top.""Being a dad, a girl dad's great.""Women are way more complicated.""I would like to try that.""Drugs. They're fun.""I broke up with people for less.""You're attractive. Nobody cares.""You're hot. It doesn't matter.""Just call her dude.""It's all about proportion.""Women are more selective.""Barry Dingle, that's pretty bad.""See you, everybody."

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01:36:34

BC Fight Club

Bad Counsel ·

2025/02/20

Sound Bites"Quit breathing.""That would be great.""I felt like I broke.""What? That's great.""We got our first paid ad!""What a prude!""Doing this with love.""I know nothing!""I just lost it.""It's a good story.""I think he's my dog now.""Happy Valentine's Day.""You feel bad for them.""That sounds great.""I did my part.""That's a little weird.""It's pretty weird, man.""This relationship's over."

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00:15:46

Bad Counsel: The AiFTER SHOW: The Cuck Chair

Bad Counsel ·

2025/02/15

Our friends review our latest episode, The Cuck Chair

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01:21:08

The Cuck Chair

Bad Counsel ·

2025/02/13

Sound Bites"I swallow them down with alcohol.""You know, what's missing right now?""That's the cuck chair!""I got Chlamydia for Christmas.""I did once on a first date...""That's no big deal. Who cares?""That's a wrap.""I just want to die from COVID.""Buy a bathrobe. Buy some bathrobes.""I never wanted to see her again.""Your reaction was priceless though.""Your marriage

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00:16:23

Bad Counsel: AiFTER SHOW

Bad Counsel ·

2025/02/08

Our Ai friends (Overlords?) review our latest episode, Robot Love.

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01:32:34

Robot Love

Bad Counsel ·

2025/02/06

Sound Bites"Boundaries are good." "He quit via text." "I have zero fucks left." "Never let them see you bleed." "I took MDMA on a plane." "He's my little peacock." "It was going well!" "AI thinks of each of us." "She's often the voice of reason." "What if we had an after show?" "That could be interesting." "I might be able to do that." "AI's so

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01:35:17

Cheap Ass TP

Bad Counsel ·

2025/01/29

Sound Bites"I used to set an alarm for 3 a.m." "You tried to kill me!" "You scared me!" "What a sad story that guy had." "It's an interactive show." "It's so well written. It's great." "I like to feel the book." "What is it about that word?" "I hate that word." "That's a gross sounding word." "I think she still does." "I just think you're so

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01:31:24

#Swingergoals

Bad Counsel ·

2025/01/23

Sound Bites"I feel so bad for you." "I wore a mini skirt to school." "What would your dad say?" "It's a George Bush thing." "I have no idea." "Nobody's done that since 1974." "That's how they creep back in." "That's terrifying." "I blame it on Vision Quest." "It's like cultural amnesia." "I think Katie's was way better." "That's a good one." "That's fucking great." "That's a monstrous thought." "That's a good point too." "That's pretty true, right?" "It would be

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01:39:32

Cumcaine

Bad Counsel ·

2025/01/16

Sound Bites"MMA, I was going to say NFL." "What do you think she said?" "Kevin can go fuck himself." "It's a fucking insane movie." "The Flat Earthers!" "I don't know about this guy." "Comedy is of its time." "Women aren't funny?" "It's a really good show." "That's creepy, ew." "That's so funny, it's con me." "You can jerk off onto that." "It's just happening." "I can take that, man." "That's uncomfortable." "Is it glory hole cheating?" "That's a nice sentence." "Nothing wrong with that." "There

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01:37:28

Facebook Marketplace Dating

Bad Counsel ·

2025/01/09

Keywords: facial hair, driving anecdotes, Uber accidents, holiday experiences, tipping culture, New Year's celebrations, sports discussions, music, bass guitar, concert experiences, underpants police, Galaxy Gas, personal stories, learning music, bass lines, Gregg's journey, party culture, drugs, drug education, social dynamics, personal experiences, podcast nemesis, humor, Tiki party, media influence, addiction, Reddit, nemesis, podcast rivalry, AI, misinformation, deepfakes, relationships, social

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98:25

Sniffing Out A Rat

Bad Counsel ·

2024/12/12

Sound Bites"Are you okay?""It's just a car.""600 cookies!""You look great.""Slap that ass.""Power napping?""He was a boxer.""Dick Handler.""Wow, Joe Lewis.""We're bad counsel."★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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74:05

Split Stream?

Bad Counsel ·

2024/12/05

Sound Bites"You know, I like hats, you know.""I love them too.""That's a lot of iced tea.""He trusts me implicitly.""I was a child and I matured.""Two fights in 28 years?""We just don't fight as a couple""She knows how to manage me""It totally does reset my brain""I love musicals""Wicked is fucking amazing""It happens every once in a while""I never fiddle with the hole""I always sit down. Only at home."★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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101:11

Tiki Party Prep

Bad Counsel ·

2024/11/29

Sound Bites"I am fucking awesome.""He's a troll.""It's part of the Broadway series.""I have a no Muppets policy.""Athletes die twice.""There's still plenty of time.""I just wear them out.""I'm having a blast in my 50s.""Ben Folds fans are like cultists.""I like all music. It's cool.""What a way to go.""I want to control the music.""I want them to fear they might.""This is called negotiation.""Zero seasickness guarantee.""I think it's probably... douchey.""We can sure try.""Put together like

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98:31

Inglorious (Old) Bastards

Bad Counsel ·

2024/11/21

THE GREEN ACRES EDITION!Sound Bites"I just hate parties.""I want to go higher!""Netflix sucks.""There is no code.""I just shit.""Here, this is gross.""Oh, gross!""Did it smell?""That's nasty!""Get a vasectomy."★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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96:37

Father-in-Law Sex Ed.

Bad Counsel ·

2024/11/07

Sound Bites"I always wanted to disappear.""I love you and you hate me.""It's creative destruction, right?""Damn it, did you all know that?""How the fuck did I not know that?""You are excellent, buddy.""What the fuck?""That's a long question.""You do not have permission.""That's a friend.""That's it.""You'd like, that's, you know.""That got dark.""That's a positive way to end.""Maybe she did goat yoga.""Just lean into that for sure.""He's just a creep for sure.""Avoid your father-in-law."

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82:57

Dead! Pool 2.0

Bad Counsel ·

2024/10/30

Sound Bites"The second take is always worse than the first.""I had too many notes, that never works for me.""I had a panic attack because I thought I was fucked up.""Ketamine instantly blocked suicidal ideations.""Do you find the death pool appalling?""Wrestling is horrible at this level.""Hilary Duff's baby is gonna be born soon.""That's a fucking huge payout.""It's a dark game. I'm very uncomfortable with it.""We'll do it live!""You're like Icarus, Bert.""There's gonna be a Netflix

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90:32

Triple Dick Dale

Bad Counsel ·

2024/10/24

Sound Bites"We lost power about one o'clock on Wednesday.""It was terrifying.""We were one of the last areas to get power.""How could we survive?""Normal prep, not like doomsday preppers.""It was not pleasant.""Nobody goes to the used record store""I saved a life this weekend""Three days, right?""Mom jokes will always be funny.""Let's talk about dead people.""I'd like to bury my balls in your pocket.""I just wouldn't want like some uptight parent calling.""I definitely didn't want my kids

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95:11

Rolling Cheese

Bad Counsel ·

2024/10/09

Sound Bites"You seem grouchy.""My mom fell getting off of her cruise.""He's doing his best at lowering expectations.""You think because you like ice skating, means you have low T?""I'm never going to amusement park again.""I had a whole plan.""I became very afraid that we were about to crash.""Let's do it again!""It was so traumatic, he had to go."★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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