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26:48

God Provides In Our Darkest Tribulations & Circumstances

FBC Minneola ·

2025/05/25

One Sunday morning, a pastor woke up and decided he just needed a break. He called in sick, told the associate pastor to cover for him, and drove out to a distant golf course where no one would recognize him. Up in heaven, an angel saw what was happening and said to God, “Are you going to let him get…

27:34

Giving Your Testimony

FBC Minneola ·

2025/05/18

A minister is baptizing people in the river. A drunk man stumbles by, and the pastor asks, “Do you want to find Jesus?” The man says, “Sure.” The pastor dunks him in the water and asks, “Did you find Jesus?” “Nope,” the man says. So he dunks him again. “Now?” “No.” He dunks him a third time, longer this…

23:13

Keeping The Mission In Front Of You

FBC Minneola ·

2025/05/11

A young missionary was practicing baptism techniques in preparation for an upcoming service. With no one around, he decided to use a plastic bottle for practice in a nearby river. A local villager walked by, saw him dunking the bottle repeatedly, and shouted, “Pastor! If you're baptizing today, could…

21:32

Living In God’s Power

FBC Minneola ·

2025/05/04

One Sunday morning, Pastor Bill decided the church needed a fresh, attention-grabbing sign to draw in new visitors. He came up with a bold one: "Try Jesus. If you don’t like Him, the devil will always take you back." He proudly put it up Monday morning. Later that week, an elderly lady walked in and…

23:22

Causing A Ruckus

FBC Minneola ·

2025/04/27

A parishioner approached the minister after the Sunday service. “Preacher, I’ve been meaning to ask—why do we sing hymns so loudly?” The minister thought for a moment, then said, “Well, when you sing loudly, you’re filling the church with joy!” The parishioner nodded, then asked, “And if I’m off-key?”…

23:58

Allow God To Do Weird Things To Reach People

FBC Minneola ·

2025/04/13

Sunday School Teacher: “Okay, kids, what do we say when we do something wrong?” Little Brian (without blinking): “Blame Satan.” The teacher laughed, but Brian continued: “Because last time I said it was my fault, I lost tablet time. Now I just say, ‘Satan made me do it.’ Mom gets mad at Satan instead.”…

21:53

Do You Have An Answer?

FBC Minneola ·

2025/04/06

Secular - A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about faith and always being ready to give an answer for what we believe. She decided to test the kids. Teacher : “Alright, kids, let’s see who can answer this question. What’s small, furry, has a bushy tail, and climbs trees?” The kids sat there…

23:24

Being Faithful

FBC Minneola ·

2025/03/30

I heard a joke once about a man who was stuck on his rooftop during a flood. He prayed for God’s help, and soon a neighbor came by offering to help. The man waved him off, saying, ‘No thanks, I’m waiting for God!’ Then came a boat, and he turned it down too. Finally, he drowned. When he met God, he said,…

22:18

Speaking Jesus

FBC Minneola ·

2025/03/23

Secular - A couple of guys, we’ll call them John and Al, were standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that read, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. As the first driver sped past, he yelled, “Leave us alone…

21:45

The Day-To-Day Christian

FBC Minneola ·

2025/03/16

I got two stories of living in a christian life. I couldn’t decide which one I liked better. 1 During Sunday school, the teacher was explaining how God created Eve from Adam’s rib. A little boy, fascinated by the story, listened intently. Later that night, his mom found him lying in bed clutching his…

30:34

Faith In Action

FBC Minneola ·

2025/03/09

There was a small-town church holding a special weekend retreat, and the pastor wanted to teach a powerful lesson on faith in action. He gathered the whole group outside and announced they were going to do a trust fall exercise. He called up Brother Bob — a well-known member of the church who was always…

30:13

The Reality Of The Unseen Realm

FBC Minneola ·

2025/02/23

Reality walks into a Coffee Shop, but no one acknowledges it. It sighs and mutters, “Figures. Everyone’s too busy living in their own little worlds.” Meanwhile, Perception walks in right after, and the whole place cheers. Reality groans, “Of course. Always the popular one.” There is a difference between…

40:34

FBC Min (February 16, 2025)

FBC Minneola ·

2025/02/16

22:52

For The Sake Of The Gospel

FBC Minneola ·

2025/02/09

Billy loved spending weekends at his Grandpa Joe’s house. Grandpa was full of wisdom, stories, and—most importantly—hilarious ideas about “helping.” One Saturday morning, Billy’s mom reminded him to clean his room before heading outside. Sighing, Billy trudged upstairs, but Grandpa Joe stopped him. “Don’t…

35:08

Living In God’s Wisdom, Even When You Don’t Want To

FBC Minneola ·

2025/02/02

In a small village, there was a man widely regarded as the village fool. He would stand at the market every day, and people would offer him two coins: one was large and made of cheap metal, and the other was tiny but made of gold. Every time, the fool would take the large coin. One day, a curious boy…

25:28

Christian Freedom

FBC Minneola ·

2025/01/26

A man was sitting on a park bench, deep in thought, when a bird landed near him. The bird looked at him and said, “Why the long face?” The man sighed. “I’m trying to figure out what freedom really means.” The bird tilted its head and chirped, “Freedom is simple! Look at me. I can fly wherever I want,…

42:48

FBC Min (January 19, 2025)

FBC Minneola ·

2025/01/19

26:10

God’s Power Stirs People

FBC Minneola ·

2025/01/12

A woman walks into a department store and spots a sleek, shiny thermos on display. Curious, she asks the salesperson, “What’s that shiny thing?” The salesperson smiles and says, “That’s a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The woman is amazed. “Wow! That’s incredible! I’ll take it.”…

26:15

What We Know About God’s Work & Word

FBC Minneola ·

2025/01/05

A missionary couple had just arrived in a remote village deep in the jungle. Determined to make a good impression, they brought gifts and supplies and set up a small church to spread their message. One of the first challenges they faced was the language barrier. The villagers spoke a dialect that the…

43:20

God Often Does The Unexpected

FBC Minneola ·

2024/12/29

A man is driving through the countryside when his car breaks down near a monastery. He walks to the door, knocks, and a monk answers. The man explains his situation, and the monk invites him in, offering a warm meal and a place to stay for the night. As the man lies down to sleep, he hears a strange,…

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