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The Otis Advisory

Pat Fant aka Uncle Otis

HIGH VELOCITY HOOT from Universal Foolishness: Original News Cartoons as short-form podcasts. Dump you old Think Tank and wade into these guilt-free waters with Tio Otis - finishing off political correctness for a grateful nation. Slower listeners keep right>>>>

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00:01:29

Dented Can

The Otis Advisory ·

2025/05/02

It all makes sense when you think of Kamala as the dented can on the store shelf. Poor little dented can, it’s sad that nobody wants it anymore being all smushed and caved in. Pushed aside for the shiny new can, the one with the fresh AOC label, except that one’s about to be banned for all the fake coloring in it. Of course, there is one color you don’t have to worry about. Right, it’s Orange! Nothing phony - Orange is different, and it won’t make you sick. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:29

Tanks Alot Kamala

The Otis Advisory ·

2025/05/01

Kamala is about to open the doors to her new Think Tank! “We’ll think about anything for a price,” giggled Kamala. It’s like the self-licking ice cream cone of bad ideas, but there it is anyway. Tanks Alot Kamala is mostly particle board and sounds like a cry for help that no one hears. It even has its own flush handle built right into the tank for when things get messy. Let’s check the ingredients: “May contain bull-corn. Has no wow factor. Could cause white winter itch." So what can you

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00:01:29

OTIS OPENS YOUR MAIL

The Otis Advisory ·

2025/04/21

Otis gets a lot of prison mail. But when the weather’s nice, he likes to walk around the neighborhood to see what everybody else got in the mail. You can learn a lot about your neighbors by going through their mail. Take this nice lady for example. Dear Ms. Jones, Oh look, it’s from the free clinic. It was fun seeing you again this week - red and irritated - well that’s not going to clear up. Oh here’s a birthday card from somebody named Boom Boom Willie. Probably met down at the community pool

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00:01:29

Class Clown

The Otis Advisory ·

2025/04/17

Congressman-lady Jasmine Crockett really likes being the only botanical in government. But don’t be fooled by all the flowery words. Jasmine knows nothing pays off faster than class clown when you need to get noticed, before that AOC gets it all. Remember the circus business is nothing new for Jasmine! Throw in a pair of hoop earrings and a couple of media stink bombs and you’ll get ‘em talking. Then just sit back and let the cameras do all the work. This shake down isn’t going to stop anytime

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00:01:29

Crawfish Are Not Fish

The Otis Advisory ·

2025/04/16

Everybody knows, crawfish are not fish. Never have been. Try putting crawfish in the microwave and you’ll see what I mean. The stuff in there runs out all over the place, gets all over the floor and everything. Meat doesn’t do that. You can do better. Look, a million flies can’t be wrong. Even Greenland doesn’t allow crawfish, wonder why? Ask the medical examiner. They know crawfish are like sticker burs. You’re not dealing with a bag of frozen peas here. Crawfish are pre-historic, and

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00:01:29

Being Chuck Schumer

The Otis Advisory ·

2025/04/15

The only thing more dangerous than being Chuck Schumer right now is being Chuck Schumer driving a red Tesla. That would be a bowel-curdling trigger event over at Camp TransAntifa, the Nottingham Forrest of the pumps and pearls fellas with an itch for firebombing. I know it’s getting harder to score this stuff. But Orange man doesn’t care. He’s sending Tesla firebombers to the pen for 20 big ones. But don’t write him off yet, Chuck is like cat pee. You’ll never get the smell out. Hear Podcast ~

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00:01:29

Incinerated Persons

The Otis Advisory ·

2025/03/07

Don’t be looking for a Mother’s Day card in Wisconsin. “Mother’s Day cards don’t say mother anymore,” said Governor Shagnasty. In Wisconsin, Mother has been changed to “Incinerated Persons” – wait, is that right? By the way, now that Orange man has declared English the official language of America, when someone tells you “no worries” – you can just say, “hey speak English!” Otis explains. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:29

Over Easy

The Otis Advisory ·

2025/02/27

The barnyard is buzzing this week over the high cost of eggs. Somebody gave the chickens the flu, probably caught it at the gym like everybody else. But what you really need to worry about is egg smuggling. There coming across the border from everywhere, Smuggling eggs can get messy. Stuffing a dozen or so down your shorts to cross “over easy” in El Paso works fine, until you sit down. Otis explains. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:28

Throw Me a Line

The Otis Advisory ·

2025/02/24

USA sent fifty million dollars in condoms to Gaza. Found out later they decided to make condom bombs instead with all their free rubbers. Come on now, this is too easy. Let’s say you’re the runt of the litter and someone gives you fifty million dollars’ worth of free rubbers. You could go find a nice girl to share a bag of pork rinds with, or, make a condom bomb to blow up the One Hour Martinizing store up the street. I know what I would do – and I’m not thinking dry cleaning. D'Otis explains

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00:01:29

Orange Sunrise

The Otis Advisory ·

2025/02/13

ORANGE SUNRISE Thanks to the new Orange sunrise over Washington, a system-wide peristalsis has begun, moving the waste and waste by-products from the gut of government. In its place, luxury, prosperity and of course endless boogie! Can you dig it. But as always, Donkey Darkness is on the rise working to stop common sense before it breaks out. Better to maintain the rot for the next wave of pajama-wielding protesters daydreaming of the day they’ll get to throw their deadly avocado toast at

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00:01:29

Trump Dance

The Otis Advisory ·

2025/02/04

TRUMP DANCE It’s a dance. It’s a movement. No wait, it’s the Trump Shuffle, and all the kids are doing it. How low can you go? Just put your bottom on a swivel and leave your pronouns at the door! The Trump Shuffle is ground zero in the land of a thousand dances. But you won’t see it on The View. Oh hell no. They’re still worried it’ll give you the Monkey Pox or something – you filthy pig! Look, it’s OK to celebrate, but you better hurry. The Trump Dance is a limited time offer. The

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00:01:29

Honor Snacks

The Otis Advisory ·

2025/02/02

The Honor Snacks man finally went back around to check on his snack box after the Biden White House cleared out. Naturally it came in light, again. The little bedwetters had their grubby little mitts on the Captains Wafers but never left the fifty cents in the slot. So much for Donkey people and the Honor Snacks idea. One of them even stuck a note down the slot about how oppressed people shouldn’t have to pay and everyone else should be ashamed for asking. You can learn a lot from a box of

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00:01:29

Biden Library Tour part 1

The Otis Advisory ·

2025/01/22

In our special preview of the new Biden Library, we'll discover what you'll see once you’ve passed through the giant 2-story bottle of hand sanitizer built right into the entrance to this historic and bothered place. Yes. the Biden Library is a living monument to the big cheese! Visitors will see his actual beach chair, permanently indented with the presidential butt cheeks, where Joey spent 40% of his time as president. That’s right next to the Statue of Lethargy where you get a close up look at

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00:01:29

Greenland

The Otis Advisory ·

2025/01/17

GreenlandOrange Man says it's time for us to go ahead and take Greenland’s stuff. That’s right. Everything they’ve got is about to be ours! This is so simple. Why didn’t anybody think of taking Greenland’s stuff before? Whatever it is – just fork it over! Look, we’ll pay ‘em back, for their stuff, and here's a great way we can start: Let's put The Biden Library right there in Greenland! It needs a home anyway and nobody else is asking. Just imagine the tourist business. Everybody will

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00:01:29

Kamala in a Blender

The Otis Advisory ·

2025/01/15

Kamala has returned from happy hour to make more speeches at us. She’s got some flowery new words to go into the non-sense blender - now set to liquify! "I will ask you to remember the context in which you exist," says Kamala to the great unwashed! How much more of this chin boogie can we take? Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:29

Stud Finders

The Otis Advisory ·

2025/01/09

There’s an Orange sunrise coming. A new President means man business is back in style. Men are even opening car doors again (that's how they get inside.) Guys are even out changing flat tires whether they’re flat or not, just for a way to get dirty. Something’s working. Lab grown meat is going away and pom poms on gym socks are coming back. Stud Finders Family Rebuilding Centers are springing up everywhere. Shrunken heads are going back on rear view mirrors and moms are ironing patches on

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00:01:30

Tiny Tim

The Otis Advisory ·

2025/01/03

Many people ask me, “Uncle Otis, what’s happened to Tiny Tim after he and Giggles lost the election?” Well, we do know the crying hasn’t stopped. Poor Timmy can’t seem to keep his face out of a box of Kleenex every time he thinks about what could have been what it is, after it’s already been what it used to was! That’s the unburdened mind trick Timmy learned from Giggles. Now they’re both trying to forget by going to as many Young Thug shows as they could before that soul train pulls up to the

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00:01:29

Wonder Bread

The Otis Advisory ·

2024/12/27

If you’ve been living on Wonder Bread and olive loaf for the last few years we’ve got good news. You’re about to get an upgrade. There’s a big orange sunrise over the white house that will put new wheels on that grocery cart and save your butt from going boneless and skin-less. So where has all the Bidenomics money been going? Well here’s one: Team Kamala went through a billion in Donkey money in just 3-months trying to get elected. They even overshot that by twenty million, oops! “Hell we spill

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00:01:29

AOC for PRESIDENT

The Otis Advisory ·

2024/12/17

Now excuse the mess but, teen-aged congressman type person Sandy Cortez (the name on the arrest warrant) is running for President! She looked inside her official NPR tote bag and found a note signed by fifty-one Intelligence Officers saying, “Great idea honey, go ahead and bring your special brand of crazy to the White House! And since Hunter got pardoned he can be Vice President" Why not, Hunter knows all there is to know about Vice. So the denutification of America (which will eliminate

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00:01:29

Holiday From The Sex

The Otis Advisory ·

2024/11/27

The punishment phase following the presidential election has now started. Donkey Ladies everywhere have announced the end of sex as we know it. Men are now officially cut off as punishment for helping Orange Man win the White House. Remember all this is happening just because Kamala didn’t win , even with the endorsement of DJ Toilet Brush. Otis explains. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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