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Episode 303 - Embrace of the Vampire

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2025/05/08

This week on the pod, we talk about extremely poorly thought-out vampire plans, flirting by way of ancient Egyptology, and how every movie could stand to be a bit more like a Ken Russell joint in 1995's EMBRACE OF THE VAMPIRE! patreon.com/swimfans swimfanspod.com theme by padlock: https://padlock.bandcamp.com/

01:22:49

Episode 302 - Looking For Mr. Goodbar

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2025/05/01

This week on the pod, we talk heterosexual jockstraps, criteria for morality plays, the delightful sleaze of the 70s, and how we're the oldest people currently online in 1977's LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR! NEW THEME SONG BY PADLOCK! GIVE THEM MONEY AT http://padlock.bandcamp.com/ Referenced in the episode: Delaney Jordan/Infinite Snow Productions, '"Man Bad" Horror: A Feminist Autopsy'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6PBVV09nM4

01:02:11

Episode 301 - Love Lies Bleeding

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2025/04/24

This week on the pod, we celebrate the True Lusters and talk American grime, the Greek tragedy of the evil father, and good ol’ sex and violence in 2024’s LOVE LIES BLEEDING! patreon.com/swimfans swimfanspod.com

01:18:06

Episode 300 - Swimfan v2

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2025/04/17

300 EPISODES OF SWIMFANS, BABY!!! To celebrate, this week we revisit our namesake to discuss ambitious filmmaking, teenage Draculas, swim pageants, and general opining on the genre 300 episodes later. This is 2002's SWIMFAN (revisited)! patreon.com/swimfans swimfanspod.com

01:08:50

Episode 299 - Virtual Girl (w/ Matthew Tucciarone)

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2025/04/10

This week on the show, we welcome back Heroes Three doll Matthew Tucciarone to discuss electricity demons, if it's cheating to hook up with a computer program, and who and who isn't a Friend of Craig in 1998's VIRTUAL GIRL! patreon.com/swimfans swimfanspod.com

01:03:35

Episode 298 - The Adjuster

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2025/04/04

This week on the podcast, we talk real vs. simulacrum, the photographer’s hunt for ownership, and the Bluth family model home in 1991’s THE ADJUSTER! swimfanspod.com patreon.com/swimfans

23:58

Episode 29X - Object of Obsession

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2025/04/01

The regular Swimfans get into their familiar brain demons with Gregory Dark’s 1994 film, Object of Obsession. heroesthree.com

58:39

Episode J7 - Sword of the Stranger

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2025/03/27

Babe, wake up! It's time for your government-mandated hot anime swordsman hour!!! This week, come choose your favorite hot guy and talk landmark action animation, blood sacrifices and war perverts in 2007's SWORD OF THE STRANGER! SWIMFANS POD DOT COM PATREON.COM/SWIMFANS

01:06:11

Episode 297 - A Bride For Rip Van Winkle

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2025/03/20

This week, we grab our loungewear wedding gowns to discuss being so sleepy, girls just being pals, and the jellyfish as metaphor in 2016's A BRIDE FOR RIP VAN WINKLE! SWIMFANS ON PATREON SWIMFANS POD DOT COM

01:05:53

Episode 296 - Unlawful Entry

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2025/03/13

This week on the pod, we put on our pink nighties and grab our orange cats to talk male insecurities, the horrors of the cops, and which movie has the greatest number of unlawful entries in 1992's UNLAWFUL ENTRY! swimfanspod.com patreon.com/swimfans

58:55

Episode 295 - Night Eyes

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2025/03/07

This week on the pod, we put on our night eyes to talk voyeurs (complimentary and derogatory), cinematic displays of kink, and exactly how many masked men scaling the walls to break into your mansion is too many masked men in 1990's NIGHT EYES! SWIMFANS ON PATREON SWIMFANS POD DOT COM

01:23:50

OSCARMANIA 2025 - PART TWO

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2025/02/27

This week, we finish out the 2025 Best Picture nominees. Grab your full-body balaclava and join us discussing the back half of the Best Picture 2025 nominees: EMILIA PEREZ, I’M STILL HERE, NICKEL BOYS, THE SUBSTANCE, and WICKED! patreon.com/swimfans swimfanspod.com

41:44

UNLOCKED: The Substance

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2025/02/25

Our Patreon mini on THE SUBSTANCE has been unlocked to give you the fullest possible oscar coverage. Is this the movie that tears the swimfans apart?? (no) More episodes like this one are available on patreon.com/swimfans for $1 a month!

01:19:06

OSCARMANIA 2025 - PART ONE

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2025/02/20

Doves, welcome back to awards season. Grab your wormskin gowns and join us discussing the first half of the Best Picture 2025 nominees: ANORA, THE BRUTALIST, A COMPLETE UNKNOWN, CONCLAVE, and DUNE: PART TWO! timecodes!: Anora: 00:02:50 The Brutalist: 00:20:47 A Complete Unknown: 00:39:35 Conclave: 00:52:43 Dune 2: 01:03:57 SWIMFANS ON PATREON SWIMFANS POD DOT COM

01:02:51

Episode 294 - Diabolique

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2025/02/14

This week on the podcast, we talk killing your husband, making friends with his mistress, and the finer points of red herrings in 1955’s DIABOLIQUE! swimfanspod.com patreon.com/swimfans

01:06:08

Episode 293 - Nowhere

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2025/02/06

This week on the pod, we talk reptile guys, being young, disaffected and beautiful, and chat about teenage nihilism in 1997's NOWHERE! SWIMFANS ON PATREON SWIMFANS POD DOT COM

01:06:52

Episode 292 - Deadly Mile High Club

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2025/01/30

This week on the pod, we finally get fully Jakepilled and talk load-bearing hats, ab hires, and the sheer joy of a truly risk-addicted ghoul in 2020's DEADLY MILE HIGH CLUB! SWIMFANS ON PATREON SWIMFANS POD DOT COM

01:12:26

Episode 291 - Wild At Heart

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2025/01/23

This week on the pod, we get hair-down and talk American archetypes, critical amounts of gender performance, and we discuss the power and legacy of artist and filmmaker David Lynch in 1990’s WILD AT HEART! swimfanspod.com patreon.com/swimfans

01:04:36

Episode 290 - The Blue Room

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2025/01/16

This week on the pod, we theorize about French marriages, discuss guys who suck the perfect amount, and when characters’ hair is entirely too noticable in 2014’s THE BLUE ROOM! LA WILDFIRE RELIEF: DISPLACED BLACK FAMILIES GFM DIRECTORY ANIMATION GUILD MEMBERS & ASSOCIATES

01:05:00

Episode 289 - Babygirl

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2025/01/09

This week, we hang out on the bleeding edge of film releases and talk displaying desire onscreen, depictions of depravity, and the finer points of puppy play in 2024's BABYGIRL!

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