PODCAST

That Checks Out

Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

A podcast for anyone who enjoys a sarcastic and ironic view of everyday life!

comedy improv

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62:43

The Perfect Pie and A Bear Crown

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2025/08/18

The guys discuss how many meters of pizza guarantee no dessert, when a bowl of ice cream might result in a broken hand, and why you should never hold your dad’s hand on the 4th of July.

51:56

The Adequate Horn and “Can I get some of those?”

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2025/08/11

The guys discuss how a paternity test was almost needed at Catfish Daaaaaayyyyyyzzzz, when only one breast is permitted at a Kentucky water park, and why being unaware AND stupid is far more lucrative than 34 years of wrongful imprisonment.

56:44

“Fat guys don’t smell toast, they smell grilled cheese”

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2025/08/04

56:37

Bird Monogamy and B.Y.O.P(ee)

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2025/07/28

The guys discuss how one Japanese sticker can initiate a roundabout on any given roadway, when a dog’s brick is worse than his bite, and why a 3:00 A.M. bathroom break could lead to a felony if not executed chronologically.

57:53

“That’s Me” and Step-Mum Love

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2025/07/21

The guys discuss how much you should expect to spend on a photo to assure that icing will not desecrate the autograph, when the matching bracelets from your first date mean so much more than the felonies they represent, and why having an extra "cat cubby" will seem monumental when abandoning your newborn and the bin is full of teenagers.

53:51

“You’re a DMV 4 and a NASA large”

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2025/07/14

The guys discuss how Spanish sand castles can incur fines, when Swiss urination violates noise ordinances, and why the Australian roll call process is extremely flawed.

48:35

“ Sir, I am holding your pants. Presumably, I should...

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2025/07/07

The guys discuss how an amphibian can ruin your cornflakes, when a trip to DUI court ignites a passion for the overpriced wig industry, and why your ability to get a $1.50 hot dog does not entitle you to domestic flights.

52:38

Pimp Your Cake, “We Are Hiring”, and Doctor Dogs

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2025/06/30

The guys discuss how court ordered restrictions can negatively affect the sale and distribution of cookies, when digging a new canal is more fiscally responsible than ordering a second remote, and why fecally adhered stickers is the leading cause of death in house fires.

55:24

Joe Martin, Teabagged Teeth, and Sexy Manatees!

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2025/06/23

The guys discuss how the perfect pot of coffee paved the way for infant safety, when the best way to find love is to attend as many funerals as possible, and how a realtors disclosure of porch bites is not necessary when listing a property.

49:24

Hospital ATMs and A Hiccupping Purge

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2025/06/16

The guys discuss why you can never have too many airbags when there’s a goat in the car, how $200 will not only get Nana a box but also a cosmetic touch-up, and when having a loving husband willing to crap in your driveway can save you $17,500 for a night out.

58:16

Land Boat and Red Dogging

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2025/06/09

The guys discuss how in the 1950’s you could hijack an aircraft every two years with zero repercussions, when a couples retreat to a horse ranch will boost your husband’s confidence, and why stalactites and stalagmites without a tram will kill your reviews.

50:55

E-Chocolate and A Back Cracking French Dip

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2025/06/02

The guys discuss why it’s a good idea to keep the interior of your Chevy Cruze clean in the slim chance you may encounter a silverback gorilla, when violent flailing is the ONLY possibility of summoning a lifeguard, and how gambling on incontinence requires a thorough rinse between rounds.

51:34

“When you show up for the ape bang you wanna be near...

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2025/05/26

The guys discuss why your wedding dinner on the L train tastes so salty, when location can supersede infidelity in a Yelp review, and how “Drop Hog” has become a real threat to the zipper industry as we know it.

55:53

“And this is just TODAY’S sack of nickels.”

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2025/05/19

The guys discuss why a social media HIPAA Law is necessary, when Ciabatta bread is the most romantic path to fresh air, and how Damon will never be more bangable than a muppet.

60:32

Loophole The Bear and Coffin Earrings

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2025/05/12

The guys discuss why sometimes a second helicopter ride is necessary while trying to find your cell phone, when an improperly supervised child can cause a urinary tract infection, and how all doggie doors are not “Exit Only”.

47:55

“Audiohive Podcasting. We recommend the fish…”

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2025/05/05

The guys discuss what might be the world’s most dangerous apple tree, how many pool balls you can ingest and NOT clog the toilet, and why filling all the holes of your marriage with a donut means you must close up shop for at least one hour a day.

63:31

Enthusiastic Elbow Washing and A Two Dish Minimum

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2025/04/28

The guys discuss why you should always secure all penguins pre-flight, when changing altitudes all but guarantees a victory in bear racing, and how keeping your eggs and car keys in the same pocket of your wetsuit is a huge mistake.

58:20

Emotional Support Tigers and A Steaming Pile of Lotto...

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2025/04/21

The guys discuss how staying in one room can greatly improve your memory, when a request for unwashed flatulence will result in fornication, and why most Egyptian tombs smell like Chicago style hotdogs.

54:41

“I love her so much, I’m gonna smack the dong right...

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2025/04/14

The guys discuss why alliteration was absolutely imperative during 18th century sexting, when an ear-piercing Hawk on a minibike is your best chance at exoneration, and how 4 1/2lbs of corned beef and several potatoes instantly becomes a single serving if not labeled properly.

52:59

Dong Village, High Calorie Humans, and A Lady Pocket

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2025/04/07

The guys discuss why insufficient adult relations can make for very stale sandwiches, when nailing down a toilet can save you approximately $6,000,000, and how orally inspecting orangutans can eliminate the need to change the locks.

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