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The Time Traveler"s Guide to NOT Getting Caught

The Time Traveler"s Guide to NOT Getting Caught

This is the story of how I found a time traveling watch behind a dumpster and my subsequent adventures through time as I make the world a better place...for me...and sometimes for other people as well...I mean, I have no doubt other people also benefited from the changes I made, so in some ways, it"s kind of the story of how I became the greatest hero of all time...as well as a guide for any of you who might wind up finding a time machine and becoming a time traveler.

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00:36:41

Ch 14: That Time I Freed the Jews

The Time Traveler"s Guide to NOT Getting Caught ·

2024/03/22

Truth be told, I didn't want to go back to Ancient Egypt because I'm not a fan of getting sand stuck in my shoes, but the babysitter wanted to go there, and I wanted to continue to have sex with her, so we went back to Egypt. The babysitter and I had one mission at hand: free the Jews. So I infiltrate my way into the Pharaoh's good graces and then meet Moses and the rest is history...I mean, at the time, it was my present, but later on it became history.

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00:35:20

Ch 13: That Time I Made Love to my Babysitter in The...

The Time Traveler"s Guide to NOT Getting Caught ·

2024/03/15

I had survived my first trip with the babysitter, as well as Shakespeare's gnarly poop. Our relationship was progressing and so we decided to go somewhere sexier than Elizabethan Era...and so of course we went to The Wild West. A lot of interesting stuff happens while there, and a few uninteresting things as well (but that can be expected with any trip), but the most important thing that happened was that the babysitter and I consummated our relationship...one and a half times ;).

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00:14:57

Ch 12: That Time I Went Back in Time with My Babysitter

The Time Traveler"s Guide to NOT Getting Caught ·

2024/03/08

So the babysitter asks me to prove I'm a time traveler, and so I do what any guy would do in that situation...I take her back to Elizabethan Era England...whenever that was. After I Googled when it was, I took my babysitter on the adventure of a lifetime. While in England, I met William Shakespeare, or at least, I used the bathroom right after him, and I gotta say, it wasn't the best way to meet one of the greatest writers of all time, and also, his poop smelled really bad!

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00:16:53

Ch 11: That Time I Went Back to 2010 to Date My...

The Time Traveler"s Guide to NOT Getting Caught ·

2024/03/01

Being a hero is exhausting, and so I decided I deserved to take a little break from fixing my buddy's mistakes and do something for me. So I went back to 2010 to try to woo my old babysitter...and when I say my old babysitter, I don't mean my babysitter's old, I mean that she was my babysitter when I was a kid...but now we were the same age, I just needed to figure out how I was going to make her fall in love with me...

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00:15:03

Ch 10: That Time I Ended Prohibition in America

The Time Traveler"s Guide to NOT Getting Caught ·

2024/02/23

I was feeling pretty good after figuring out how to convince Napoleon to march his army into Russia in the dead of winter, and even though it resulted in a whole bunch of people dying, they were all French, so...you know. I felt like I still had enough energy to do another task on my buddy's list and so it was time for me to go back to the 1920s and end prohibition in America. You're welcome alcoholics!

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00:15:43

Ch 9: That Time I Saved the World from Napoleon

The Time Traveler"s Guide to NOT Getting Caught ·

2024/02/16

I now had a mission. I would help my time traveler buddy by fixing the mistakes he made throughout time. The first place I decided to go was back to Napoleon times to stop Napoleon from taking over the world. But I had a big task ahead of me. Somehow, I had to convince Napoleon to invade Russia in the dead of winter.

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00:10:45

Ch 8: That Time I Met Another Time Traveler

The Time Traveler"s Guide to NOT Getting Caught ·

2024/02/09

I was shocked, absolutely shocked. I had discovered another time traveler, but he disappeared before I could say anything to him. I had to figure out where another time traveler would visit, and that's when I realize that any sane person with a time machine would go to Pompeii before it got destroyed, and so I ripped off my bed sheet, made myself a toga and went back to Pompeii to find my new best friend.

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00:15:47

Ch 7: That Time I Helped Michelangelo Paint the...

The Time Traveler"s Guide to NOT Getting Caught ·

2024/02/02

After impregnating a cavewoman, I felt the need to add some culture in my life by visiting The Renaissance. While in Rome, I meet three quarters of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Raphael, Michelangelo and Leonardo da Vinci. But meeting the famous artists comes at a terrible, terrible cost...my innocence!

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00:14:43

Ch 6: That Time I Impregnated a Cavewoman

The Time Traveler"s Guide to NOT Getting Caught ·

2024/01/26

I was sexually frustrated to say the least. I mean, I had been in a sex drought for way too long, and my failure in Athens was the final straw, and that's when I got a brilliant idea. I would go back in time and make love with a cavewoman. So I did. And while there, I also killed a mastodon!

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00:13:25

Ch 5: That Time I French Kissed Socrates

The Time Traveler"s Guide to NOT Getting Caught ·

2024/01/19

After surviving The Strangling performed by Benjamin Franklin, I decide it'd be best if I went back in time to do something a little more fun. I realize nothing's more fun than going back to Ancient Athens and partaking in an old-timey orgy...the only problem is, how does one find an old-timey orgy in Ancient Athens?

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00:19:33

Ch 4: That Time I Almost Killed Ben Franklin

The Time Traveler"s Guide to NOT Getting Caught ·

2024/01/12

After realizing my time machine watch can take me any time, anywhere, I ask myself the age old question: if I could talk with anyone in history, who would it be? Well, it turns out my answer is Benjamin Franklin, so I make my way to colonial America and wind up accidentally almost killing him.

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00:12:43

Ch 3: When was I?

The Time Traveler"s Guide to NOT Getting Caught ·

2024/01/05

After Taylor Swift is spotted in New York, I use my new dumpster watch to teleport to NYC. I soon discover that not only can my watch teleport me, but that it's also a time machine!...which doesn't sound shocking in this moment as you read because you already know I found a time machine, but it was super crazy at the time.

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00:16:01

Ch 2: Where was I?

The Time Traveler"s Guide to NOT Getting Caught ·

2024/01/01

After entering the time into my watch and confirming, I suddenly find myself in India! I know, crazy right! Like seriously, just think about how crazy that is...okay, did you think about it? I had no idea how I suddenly wound up in India, but I knew I had to make the best of my situation.

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00:04:41

Ch 1: Okay let's get this started

The Time Traveler"s Guide to NOT Getting Caught ·

2024/01/01

I find a mysterious watch behind a dumpster, and like anybody would do, I clean it with some hand sanitizer and put it on. At the time, I didn't know it was a time machine, I just thought it was a cool dumpster watch.

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00:01:10

Trailer - This Season On...

The Time Traveler"s Guide to NOT Getting Caught ·

2023/12/28

I'm just a guy who went back in time and wound up kissing Socrates...and doing other cool things.

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00:01:01

Trailer - Introduction

The Time Traveler"s Guide to NOT Getting Caught ·

2023/12/28

I'm just a guy who found a time traveling device on the ground behind a dumpster!

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