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PODCAST

Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast

Three friends gather to talk about Riverdale, but one of them doesn"t watch the show. Listen to us dissect and discuss the latest episodes of the CW TV show.

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23:15

Season 7 Trailer Reaction

Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast ·

2023/03/30

It's been so long since our last episode, in preparation for the newest season we decided to do a little catch up/predict how we think this season will go. From kissing gay guys to hairspraying beehives, this season is sure to be full of surprises!

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59:09

6.22 - “We’re a Cuck for Katy Keene”

Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast ·

2022/08/06

It’s all ships on this episode despite there being a lingering comet of doom, plus we discuss Betty’s aura powers, hot Titanic takes, Big Anthony, NASA’s involvement in the end of the world, not a peep about Jason, learning about melting comets through the power of books, putting souls in a jar, apocali, and a game of Mad Libs!

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54:14

6.21 - “So Much Cabbage”

Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast ·

2022/07/28

It’s the big battle (questionable), and we’re all here to talk about the Holy Grail full of black goo, time bubbles, Ponytail Playtime Doll Playset, Ghost Train flop, severed heads on ice, Bingo coming in clutch, mannequin Reggie, a love story between Dr. Curdle Jr and adult Baby Anthony, the Ghoulies being a Pokemon villain team, and we ask the big question of "what's a cuck?"

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59:48

6.20 - “To Be In Fact”

Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast ·

2022/07/24

In this episode we talk about the Blossoms’ body swapping saga that doesn’t make sense, the Dark Julia Roberts vehicle, Eat. Spellcast. Hate. Jughead having portal powers from reading a single book, cosmic reasons, hell mounds (?), Big Ethel Energy, pee-colored auras, and remember to never stop giving up.

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58:42

6.19 - “The Dank Hereafter”

Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast ·

2022/07/20

In this episode Keyona finally has her breaking point, we ship Reggie’s marionette with the Julien doll, looking up foley sound effects for hidden reasons, Percival’s magic stick, Sabrina being too busy for the first two days, the four simple steps for becoming a Witchy Girlboss, how this whole series could be a prequel to the Gilmore Girls, angry DJ motions, Betty not getting into Heaven because she’s harlotting about, and a lazy phoenix metaphor.

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51:46

6.18 - “Banoners”

Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast ·

2022/07/01

In this episode we discuss Nana Rose having a clever solve for her own death, Veronica being in her annoying era, this episode basically ripping-off Veggie Tales, the Pop’s burger being a temptation fruit, the morality of killing Percival, an embarrassing rendition of Ladies Who Lunch, and a game where we recount all of the CW shows cancelled after one season.

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52:24

6.17 - “Slarg?”

Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast ·

2022/06/30

We’re starting out calm before things get chaotic with some Riverdale ASMR, and then jump into the important subplot of Tabitha eating popcorn, Cheryl’s creepy painting, Keyona’s original labor anthem, including a Pirate’s Cove at the convention, Betty’s powers not coming in handy at all, Kevin having good knife-ography, Veronica’s good advice being a sign her next episode will be a complete disaster, playing the harp at car shows, how TBK won American Idol, and Sam remembers the existence of

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62:49

6.16 - “Horsemoose”

Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast ·

2022/06/03

In this episode we drink blue Gatorade, discuss Jughead’s hat being canonically queer, Keyona being a writer on the show, Baby Anthony (aka Baby Tooth) being the heart and soul and spirit of Riverdale, Dialysis Girl and the Boring Twins, Dr. Drank, the logic of Veronica’s trauma powers, prisoner gogo dancing, and a game of how we would spend our Veronica Dollars.

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53:06

6.15 - “Good Vibes Only”

Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast ·

2022/06/01

In this episode we talk about how Juniper and Dagwood should not be shipped together, more evidence the Riverdale team listens to our podcast, how hair touching can be sexual, witchcraft being an allegory for lesbianism, Coop being denied an appearance on the show, the GHOST. TRAIN… how Percival is Dark Tom Hanks in the Polar Express, Betty’s power becoming shooting good vibes, and play a game of Jughead or Emo Band.

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55:51

6.14 - “Played for Laughs”

Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast ·

2022/05/19

In this episode we talk about Cheryl randomly using a Magic 8 Ball, how nothing is ever played for laughs, Penelope vanishing yet again, Archie’s irresistible butthole, Betty not using her powers, genius product placement editing, KJ Apa letting loose, Veronica girlbossing her way through her business meeting, and how if Jason knew how to crimp better Polly wouldn’t have gotten pregnant.

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47:32

6.13 - “Dooweast”

Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast ·

2022/05/14

In this episode we talk about how logic wins, Bingo not fulfilling Archie’s happiness, looking up Percival/Kevin content, plot holes involving library books, Percival’s time traveling powers, the return of Crispy Jason, Betty using essential oils to clean her bathroom, and Glee having the best classical music.

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52:59

6.12 - “Second Person Burger Sizzling”

Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast ·

2022/05/07

In this episode, we talk about Minnesotan accents, whisperings of sex, Zoom fog, prepaid minutes on your phone, unpacking Archie’s narcissism, wondering how much a baby is, shooting people to activate their trauma powers, and a game of Riverdale writer’s room (product placement edition)..

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58:08

6.11 - “Al Gion”

Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast ·

2022/04/29

We’re more zen in this episode talking about time travel powers caused by trauma, John Henry, Tabitha being the actual pure heart of Riverdale, some murky fascist undertones, Kevin’s stache looking good, Betty’s totem being a bobby pin, Pops’ Y2K eyebrows, how Riverdale is just turning into Charmed, and a blink and you’ll miss it revelation caught live on mic.

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56:36

6.10 - “Consistently Bonkers”

Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast ·

2022/04/23

We are fired up this episode as we bring up Katy Keene yet again, Spontaneous Human Combustion, Gilmore Girls entering the Riverdale universe, the return of Veronica’s blonde wig, a Birdbox reference in 2022, trauma and puberty creating superpowers, everybody having a friend with all the answers, and where is all the palladium?

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52:26

6.09 - “That Was Archie’s Nipple”

Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast ·

2022/04/14

In this week’s episode we have completely abandoned TBK’s storyline, Percival selling Girl Scout Cookies, Veronica writing out her lines ahead of time, our new group name: The Powerpuff Girls, Elaine’s mystery snack, Abigail using the Internet, wondering why Kevin suddenly wants to be a dad, how being held at gunpoint by your mind controlled lover is romantic, the logic of Jughead’s powers, and Percival is… from England.

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50:06

6.08 - “A Smattering of Moms”

Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast ·

2022/04/09

n this episode we talk about the Cole Sprouts GQ interview, Penelope maybe being dead, Mommie Dearest references, Kevin and Jason fighting for more than 10 lines, Cheryl’s dreamscape logic, Archie’s Kiwi goblin inner voice, being gaslit into forgetting about TBK’s storyline, everyone having a colonial backstory, Veronica’s millisecond character arch, Percival being a literal ghost, and we pay tribute to our dearly departed Earl.

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39:20

6.07 - “Now Baby, and Also… Gun?”

Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast ·

2022/03/31

In this episode we talk about hamburgers being kryptonite, Kevin being a mime, a confusing sniper chain, another Doritos placement, being cavalier about dismemberment, a failed guess at TBK’s identity, a pro-dog fighting moment, and Jughead’s Live Laugh Love.

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59:31

6.06 - “Unscratchable”

Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast ·

2022/03/25

We’re finally back after 3 months without Riverdale and boy does this one deliver! We’ve got explosions, witchery, hearing loss, gang violence, superheroes, palladium, and evil twins? We also talk about how much money we would spend on Riverdale DVDs, plus a game of KJ Apa is a Weirdo!

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59:02

6.05 - “Kiss and Hug”

Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast ·

2022/01/02

A crazy meta episode with so much going including alternate universe names, a tangent about Noah Centeneo, yet again predicting the storyline, David Archetty, kissing your doppelgänger, Vughead being “canon” (barf), questioning if the Reggie’s kiss, needing energy to kill your son, and the craziest deus ex machina ever conceived that led to us losing our minds.

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83:31

6.03 & 04 - “What About Tomato Soup?”

Rivertales: A Riverdale Podcast ·

2021/12/11

In this double feature episode we talk about Chowsy Cheddars being an orphan, the disappointing Sabrina cameo, Betty’s love language being stabbing, an hour-long Marry the Night performance, Cheryl’s immortal life not making any sense, how the Rivervale universe has an impenetrable logic, the writer’s room being a bunch of kindergartners, no one being able to read contracts, and a soup-er fun game of Soup, Salad, or Breadstick.

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