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Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard

Dimples & The Beard

Cocktails with Dimples and The Beard is where comedy, cocktails, and complete chaos come together — with zero filter and even less shame.Hosted by two best friends with mics and no adult supervision, this podcast dives into off-the-cuff conversations with comedians, actors, musicians, and creators from all corners of the entertainment world. Whether it's hilarious hypotheticals, behind-the-scenes stories, or wildly inappropriate tangents, Dimples and The Beard keep it loose, loud, and just the

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57:37

Cry My Balls Off ~ Dimples & The Beard... and Judy |...

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2025/06/23

Hey, fellow lushes! On this episode, Dimples reveals his desire to sword fight in a truck stop bathroom, The Beard rants about plasma bans and Motley Crue, and “Judy” casually admits to giving a bar guy a little over-the-jeans action — with full encouragement from his girlfriend. She also tells the story of how her purse came with a name, and The Beard sums up their entire relationship with: she had a big rack, we made out, and then got married.From farting during foreplay to mushroom-fueled

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Stand-up Is the Real Flex ~ Kylie Kaiser | Ep. 227

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2025/06/16

Hey, fellow lushes! Before she was crushing comedy sets in Austin and getting invited onstage by Dave Attell, Kylie Kaiser was deep in the world of fitness, powerlifting, and perfectionism. In this episode, Kylie joins Dimples and The Beard to share her wild journey from bodybuilding and bartending to finding her voice onstage in one of the toughest comedy scenes in the country. We talk about how stand-up gave her the outlet she didn’t know she needed—and why she finally feels like she’s where she

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61:43

AARP.D. Blue ~ Dimples & The Beard | Ep. 226

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2025/06/09

Hey, fellow lushes! On this episode, we brainstorm the greatest buddy cop movie never made: a high-octane, low-memory thrill ride featuring aging cops, misplaced badges, and the occasional adult diaper mishap. It’s Lethal Weapon meets Finding Dory, but with more yelling and less bladder control.We also get into a ticket-buying disaster that turns into sibling warfare, explore the wild frontier of AI-generated adult content and VR weirdness, and break down Tom Segura’s Netflix sketch series Bad

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89:35

"We're Out of Blood?!" ~ Steven LaMorte & Amy...

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2025/06/02

Hey, fellow lushes! On this episode, we’re joined by Steven LaMorte and Amy Schumacher, the creative duo behind the indie horror sensation Screamboat—a gory, inventive reimagining of Steamboat Willie that blends nostalgic cartoon charm with over-the-top horror. We discuss how the film came to life once the iconic character entered the public domain, the decision to make the killer mouse pint-sized, and the logistical chaos of filming on a decommissioned Staten Island ferry. From elaborate puppet

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68:10

Laugh or Get Chucked! ~ Jim Telli | Ep. 224

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2025/05/26

Hey, fellow lushes! From West Africa to Kill Tony and everywhere in between, this episode is pure, unfiltered madness. Jim Telli joins us to talk about getting pulled from the bucket, crushing his Kill Tony set, and somehow working Rush Hour references and live nunchucks into stand-up comedy. We dive into his wild upbringing, how he got "whipped into a comedian" (literally), and the real reason he wore two pairs of shorts to school.This one’s got it all — brutal school stories, last-minute set

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Cursive Legs, Killer Jokes ~ Daniel Velasquez | Ep. 223

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2025/05/19

Hey, fellow lushes! This week, we’re joined by stand-up comedian, Paralympic athlete, and Kill Tony breakout Daniel Velasquez — and nothing is off-limits.From lying to his parents about "doing stand-up" just to score weed… to sneaking backstage at the Tobin Center with zero confirmation… to getting roasted by Theo Von about his “cursive legs,” Daniel shares the hilarious and brutally honest journey that brought him from the track to the stage. We talk: * How Kill Tony ghosted him after booking

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55 & Feelin' Fine ~ D'Lee | Ep. 222

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2025/05/12

Hey, fellow lushes! Join us for an unforgettable conversation with country music sensation D'Lee as she opens up about life, music, and everything in between. At 55, D'Lee is embracing her age and taking risks like never before. We dive into the story behind her latest album, 55, exploring how each song reflects her personal journey and growth as an artist. D'Lee shares how she almost didn’t release 'Everything Is Fine,' but now it stands as a powerful statement of where she is in her career and

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Paid To Be Weird ~ Bri Collette | Ep. 221

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2025/05/05

Hey, fellow lushes! Get ready for a hilarious ride as we sit down with Bri Collette, burp queen and rising comedy star! Bri takes us behind the scenes of her unique career, where burps, bold humor, and her larger-than-life personality take center stage. From her viral OnlyFans success to her journey in comedy, she opens up about her evolution from a burp-filled childhood to taking the stage at Kill Tony. We dive into her hilarious take on life, acting dreams, and the art of turning awkward moments

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66:38

Welcome To The Gigaverse ~ Dimples & The Beard | Ep. 220

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2025/04/28

Hey, fellow lushes! On this episode, we dive into the sketchy world of conventions and the dynamic concept of the Gigaverse. We hilariously discuss the absurdity of paying for meet-and-greets with celebrities like Mick Foley and Nancy Allen, and the madness of convention culture. The conversation takes a wild turn as we try to figure out how to stand out in a world full of gimmicks, all while searching for ways to make Cocktails with Dimples and The Beard more unique. From wrestling to our own

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Funny. Fearless. Family. ~ Mary Romeo | Ep. 219

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2025/04/21

Hey, fellow lushes! On this episode, we sit down with comedian and creative powerhouse Mary Romeo, whose journey took her from working graveyard shifts at a Pennsylvania news station to running beachside comedy mics in LA and co-managing one of America’s most beloved Netflix stars—her cousin, Abbey from Love on the Spectrum. Mary opens up about building her stand-up career the hard way: hustling open mics, running shows in hookah lounges, and creating a pandemic-era staple with the Ocean Mic, a

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75:54

Apple Bottom ~ Pippy Pierce | Ep. 218

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2025/04/14

Hey, fellow lushes! This week we talk trauma bonding, comedy cults, and what happens when a grown man “accidentally” sits on an apple. Pippy Pierce—ER nurse turned stand-up comic—joins us to spill hospital horror stories, pitch her all-female cult (men optional, chains required), and explain how comedy became her therapy after a decade of starting IVs, pushing meds, and dodging code blues. We get into "greasy" roast battles, baby forearms in Room 12, and a very intimate "Would You Rather" that

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62:04

Be a Chicken Purse ~ Dimples & The Beard | Ep. 217

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2025/04/07

Hey, fellow lushes! Post-Podcast Convention Chicago hangover in full swing, we are back with tales of $16 beers, networking fails, voiceover gods, and one cult-level piece of advice: Be a Chicken Purse. What does it mean? Honestly, we’re not totally sure either — but it’s spiritual now.They recap the highs, lows, and free booze that nearly broke up the podcast (shoutout Red Circle), fanboy over Matt Sorum, and rage one final time at the world’s most overused podcast tip: “Be consistent.” Oh, and

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MAGA Hot ~ Brianna Vasquez | Ep. 216

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2025/03/31

Hey, fellow lushes! This week, we sit down with Brianna Vasquez — a former cult kid turned conservative bombshell who’s got strong opinions, wild stories… and a booty that could win elections.From growing up Pentecostal to stepping onto the Kill Tony stage, Brianna breaks down her journey through faith, freedom, and finding her voice (and her curves). We talk Portland weirdness, online hustle, and why she’s repping Trump while rocking tight white pants like a true patriot. This is one of the most

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Kill Tony or Kill My Ex? ~ Mio Love | Ep. 215

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2025/03/24

Hey, fellow lushes! On this episode, we dive headfirst into glorious mayhem with the hilarious and unfiltered Mio Love — comedian, veteran, single mom, ex-lesbian wife, and certified Scorpio with zero chill. From joining the military for a boy (who immediately became "just a dick"), to falling in lust with a pull-up queen in the women's showers, to blocking her baby daddy mid-podcast because she was “busy with two men,” Mio holds nothing back. She spills on her Kill Tony appearance, her unapologetic

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Hobo Jousting! ~ Dimples & The Beard | Ep. 214

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2025/03/17

Hey, fellow lushes! We're back with another chaotic, laugh-until-you-cry episode, where absolutely nothing stays on track—except maybe the train that barely missed Jordan’s kid’s car.This week, we dive deep into the high-stakes world of workplace hygiene crimes, including one employee’s bold decision to give their nether regions a trim… in a shared bathroom. Meanwhile, The Beard battles a knockoff Lego set like it's his mortal enemy, proving once and for all that instructions are merely a

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72:28

Sloppy 997 ~ Dimples & The Beard | Ep. 213

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2025/03/10

Hey, fellow lushes! On this wild episode, we dive headfirst into absolute chaos—discussing Bonnie Blue’s record-breaking escapades (1,000 wieners in 12 hours… do the math), debating whether waiting 11 hours for your turn is dedication or desperation, and even pitching the greatest rom-com never made. We also struggle to build Legos while baked, wonder how a Gilligan’s Island reboot would look with today’s top comedians, and break down the strategy of being the 997th guy in line for history. Plus, we

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The Horror of "Never Return" ~ Bryn Dami | Ep. 212

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2025/03/03

Hey, fellow lushes! What happens when you take a high school stage play, add years of passion, indie grit, and a whole lot of blood? You get Never Return! Writer and director Bryn A. Dami joins us to talk about bringing her horror vision to life—budget battles, practical effects, and making sure the gore looks extra real. Plus, we find out why her dad was swinging an axe on set. Grab a drink, settle in, and get ready for some indie horror fun!Check out Bryn - Instagram:

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So Difficult ~ Jacqui Childs | Ep. 211

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2025/02/24

Hey, fellow lushes! Grab your favorite drink and settle in for an unforgettable episode! This week, we sit down with the unapologetically bold and refreshingly honest Jacqui Childs—model, social media powerhouse, and former Naked News anchor. Jacqui dives into her fascinating journey from early modeling gigs to her time as a "dancer", her rise at Naked News, and how she shook up the cannabis industry.But this episode isn’t just about the glam (or the nakedness!). Jacqui opens up about personal

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Ecstasy with Three X's ~ Dimples and The Beard | Ep. 210

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2025/02/17

Hey, fellow lushes! Buckle up, because this episode is absolute podcast chaos. We kick things off with a toga party disaster (feat. accidental flashing), before spiraling into a heated debate on whether 69 is the most overrated move ever. Then, things take a turn as we explore sex positions that at our age we have no business attempting, and somehow end up discussing why football players really love their massages. We also uncover the fact that X is basically the internet’s largest adult content

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Very, Very Famous Actress ~ Carolyn Hennesy | Ep. 209

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2025/02/10

Hey, fellow lushes! On this episode, we’re joined by the "very, very famous actress" Carolyn Hennesy, an Emmy Award winner known for her dynamic roles across film and television. From her hilarious turn as Barb on Cougar Town to her eerie and unsettling performance as Aunt Margaret in Wineville, Carolyn takes us behind the scenes of these standout projects and shares insights into Hollywood’s ever-changing landscape. And for all you General Hospital fans, we also get the scoop on what Diane Miller

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