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Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds

Matt Wood

Couple o’ fools chatting about horror and stuff!

tv & film film reviews

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00:50:58

Bonus Episode - Paul Duane Interview - All You Need...

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2024/04/10

Join Kate (we miss you, Matt!) for a Bonus Episode of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we delighted to be interviewing Paul Duane - director, writer, producer and just general excellent person. The main topic of conversation is Paul’s feature length film debut, All You Need Is Death, after Kate watched it at Glasgow Fright Fest 2024 and - spoiler alert - loved it! We also talk about horror as a genre and what makes it so interesting, the struggles of indie filmmaking and

03:55:13

Episode 43 - Event Horizon and Attack The Block

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2024/04/07

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 43 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we treat ourselves to a sci-fi double bill of Event Horizon (1997), representing pre-2000s and Attack The Block (2011), representing post-2000s! We also discuss Kate’s adventures at Fright Fest, how we don’t let our age determine our idiocy and Matt’s crusty baguette… So kick back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds… Check

03:41:59

Episode 42 - Salò, or 120 Days of Sodom and Soft & Quiet

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2024/02/21

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 42 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!In this episode, it’s thrills and spills as Lance Langford of The Horror Returns podcast comes to play and we finally get to our Extreme August episode… in February! And as the saying goes, good things come to those who wait and… I guess good things on our show means trauma and brutality as this episodes picks are - Salò, or 120 Days of Sodom (1975) representing pre-2000’s and Soft & Quiet (2022) representing

04:52:48

Bonus Episode - End Of Year Special 2023

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2024/01/17

Happy New Year Mutha-lickers! It’s that time of year again where we reflect, dissect and divulge our best, our worst and a few things in between of the previous year! 2023 had some highs and certainly some lows but find out exactly what our favourite and most hated movies were, what surprised us and what didn’t anger us, just disappointed us… Also, for absolutely no reason whatsoever, we discuss alcohol percentage on cider, the 2004 comedy “Eurotrip” and the secret war Matt’s been waging… So sit

03:20:09

Episode 41 - Christmas 2023! - Silent Night, Deadly...

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2023/12/24

MERRY MOIST CHRISTMAS!! Join Matt and Kate for Episode 41, our Christmas 2023 Special, of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we have an array of killer Santa’s starting with the controversial Silent Night, Deadly Night (1894) representing pre-2000s! Representing post-2000s, we better watch out as this Santa is a military robot in 2022’s Christmas Bloody Christmas! We also discuss Kate’s deep penetration, Santa conduct, Matt raises a sexy conundrum in Would You Rather? and we

01:07:23

Bonus Episode - Jenna Kanell Interview - Faceless...

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2023/12/10

Join Matt and Kate for a Bonus Episode of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we are so excited to be interviewing the wonderful and multi-talented Jenna Kanell (Terrifier, Renfield)! We discuss their new movie, Faceless After Dark, how morally grey is the new black, upcoming new and exciting projects and how best to deal with unsolicited d**k pics... So kick back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless

03:06:51

Episode 40 - Critters and The Collector

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2023/12/10

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 40 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, representing pre-2000s, we go back to the “creatures running amok” era and discuss the 80’s classic, Critters (1986)! Then things take a decidedly darker turn as we traverse the horrors of The Collector (2009), representing post-2000s! We also discuss Kate’s Canadian odyssey, Matt’s mission to take “booze cruise” to the next level and we make an exciting announcement… So kick back, relax and open up a

03:21:39

Halloween Special 2023 - Episode 39 - Sleepy Hollow...

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2023/10/27

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!! Join Matt and Kate for Halloween Special Episode 39 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we take a look at the gruesome mystery, Halloween classic Sleepy Hollow (1999) representing pre-2000s. And representing post-2000s, we discuss the surreal, coming-of-age cult movie The Boys In The Trees (2016). We also discuss Kate’s festival f**k ups, Matt’s cruising boozin’, urban legends from around the world and find out why Kate finds coffee beans so

01:04:55

Bonus Episode - The Adams Family Interview - Where...

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2023/10/13

Join Matt and Kate for a Bonus Episode of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we are honoured and thrilled to be interviewing the incredibly talented and sublime John Adams and Toby Poser, aka The Adams Family (The Deeper You Dig, Hellbender)! We discuss their new movie, Where The Devil Roams, the music of H6llb6nd6r, their love of horror and all the little things that make working with family and going your own way the perfect concoction of devilish goodness that is

03:52:38

Episode 38 - The Devil Rides Out and REC

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2023/10/01

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 38 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we’re going back in time to the 1960’s, filled with cults, mind-control and orgies, with Hammer Horror’s The Devil Rides Out (1968) representing the pre-2000’s. Representing post-2000’s, we take a look at the daring and atmospheric modern masterpiece, REC (2007). In addition to these reviews, we discuss Matt’s recent attempts at self-surgery, Kate’s trials, tribulations and tattoos and we have a guest

01:21:41

Bonus Episode Fright Fest UK 2023

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2023/09/11

Join Matt and Kate for our Fright Fest 2023 Bonus Episode! We travelled back to the Big Smoke for our favourite horror movie festival and inhaled all it had to offer! As usual there were some highs and some lows but mostly highs… of the excitement range - no magic leaves, powders or beans needed! In this episode we’ll be giving non-spoiler reviews of the dark and eerie “It Lives Inside” (12 mins, 50 secs), directorial debut Halloween love letter “Creeping Death” (24 mins, 35 secs), the latest

03:40:48

Episode 37 - Kill, Baby... Kill! and The Autopsy of...

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2023/08/30

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 37 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, we revisit the Mario Bava gothic back catalogue with the classic gruesome ghost story, Kill, Baby… Kill! (1966). Representing post-2000’s we spend time in a spooky morgue delving in chest cavities and unravelling mysteries with the atmopsheric and creepy The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016). In addition to these reviews, we discuss airport customs and Kate’s daughter the criminal, disappointing one night

03:53:01

Episode 36 - Pieces and Road Kill/Joy Ride

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2023/06/28

You didn’t ask for it but we gave it to you anyway - Part 2 of Double Fisting June!! Join Matt and Kate for Episode 36 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In the second part of our June double bill, we take another trip back in time to Europe and look at our pre-2000’s choice: the sexy, ridiculous slasher, Pieces (1982). Representing post-2000’s we take a road trip along the back roads of America with Road Kill/Joy Ride (2001). In addition to these reviews, we discuss childish lesbian

03:51:27

Episode 35 - Black Sunday and Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum

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2023/06/17

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 35 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, we go back to 1960’s Italy and discuss Mario Bava’s sexy vampire gothic horror (sploosh!) Black Sunday as our representation of the pre-2000’s. And representing the post-2000’s, we explore the haunted corridors of one of South Korea’s most famous ghostly hotspots in Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum. In addition to these reviews, we discuss Kate’s kinky embarrassment on holiday, Matt and his childhood New York

03:52:37

Episode 34 - Friday the 13th and Phone Booth

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2023/04/30

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 34 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, we venture out to Camp Crystal Lake and take a look at the camp slasher classic, Friday the 13th representing pre-2000’s. And find out whether Matt, who notoriously hates single location movies, was swayed by the 2002 thriller, Phone Booth representing post-2000’s. In addition to these reviews, we discuss Kate’s new tattoo, Matt’s trip to the North, scandalous driving experiences and we spend an

04:14:33

Episode 33 - Fatal Attraction and Climax

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2023/04/11

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 33 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, representing pre-2000’s, we meet the original “Bunny Boiler” herself in Fatal Attraction (1987) and representing post-2000’s we traverse the twisted journey of Climax (2018). In addition to these reviews, Kate has a playful and dirty new professional venture, Matt has an embarrassing dating dilemma and we discuss Idris Elba and ahem… the BBC. We also get the lovely listener’s input about horror so

03:49:19

Episode 32 - Cat In The Brain and Prisoners

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2023/03/05

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 32 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, representing pre-2000’s, we cover the Italian gore-tactic classic Fulci’s Cat In The Brain (1990) and representing post-2000’s we have the dark and thought-provoking Prisoners (2013). In addition to these reviews, we discuss more of Kate’s dating misfortunes, Matt’s practical birthday joke on Kate, our Chinese Zodiac signs and donuts. Yep, donuts. We don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. So kick

03:57:01

Episode 31 - End of Year 2022!

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2023/01/31

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! WE'RE BACK MOTHERLICKERS!! It's been a while but the rumours are true: we have returned and we've brought gifts! A compilation of our best and worst, the highs and lows, the beautiful and the gross of 2022 - and we're not just talking about Kate's taste in men! So open up a can of something delightful, and join us in a toast for 2022, as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds… Please also check out our social media and contact pages: Facebook -

05:00:29

Episode 30 - METAL-WEEN!! - Trick Or Treat and The...

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2022/11/03

Happy Halloween!! Join Matt and Kate in celebration of this deliciously spooky and hauntingly creepy time of year where we delve into our inner devils and wreak chaos and frenzy on all! With us on our hellish escapades are the gruesome twosome Brian M. Sammons and Jamie J. Sammons of Horror In The House Of Sammons podcast! Episode 30 is METAL-WEEN!! and we honour all things metal and devilishly wicked! Representing the pre-2000’s we pay tribute to our rock gods and scream in terror with the classic

04:55:20

Episode 29 - Shudder September! - Snake Girl And The...

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2022/10/04

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 29 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. It’s Shudder September!! So, as the title would suggest, both of our movie choices this month are found on the horror streaming site, Shudder! Representing the pre-2000’s we delve into 1960’s Japanese horror with Snake Girl and the Silver Haired Witch (1968)! And representing the post-2000’s, we go on a hilarious and gruesome family cabin trip in Dead Shack (2017)! In addition to these reviews, you can hear about

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