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183. Eight Minutes of Elden Ring Lore

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2024/08/08

I love my wife

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Export Audio 182. He Got Whizzer'd

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2024/08/01

Due to a reaction between his latent genetic mutation and an injection of mongoose blood, Robert Frank has the ability to move at superhuman speed and has superhuman reflexes. He can create cyclones by running in circles, and can run up walls and across water. Even in middle age, he was running at approximately 100 mph. The Whizzer has learned a unique, self-taught fighting style that exploits the ability to move at superhuman speeds.

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181. Dragon Readers 13: Offscreen Dragonfucking

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2024/07/09

Episode NotesEndings, farewell, and see-you-soons. We did it! We finished the four books of the Inheritance Cycle. Next up: The Fork, the Witch, & the Worm! Thank you everyone for joining us on this quest. It's been fun!

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180. Dragon Readers 12: Giant Calloused Freak Hands

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2024/06/25

Episode NotesEragon and Saphira go on a quest to discover the truth behind a mysterious prophecy, seek their true names, eat some snails, and realize that the world is round. All in a day's work for a dragon and rider. Next time, we finish the book! And the Cycle!

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179. Dragon Readers 11: Neither Delicious Nor Etrian

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2024/06/11

Episode Notes More nothing! But also, some of the coolest magic shit in the series. Next time we will have more to talk about though!! Next reading: "By the Banks of Lake Leona" - "Return"

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178. Dragon Readers 10: Nothing Happens

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2024/05/28

Episode NotesWe read a quarter of this book and nothing happens! We get mostly warfare this episode, with Roran departing to break a siege with boats. Meanwhile, Eragon fucks around, heals a baby again but does it good this time, and pines for Arya.

00:48:14

177. Dragon Readers 09: He Pulled The SSR Banner...

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2024/05/14

Episode NotesWelcome back! We finished Brisingr, and decided we may as well tell you about it. There was a firetruck idling outside Nora's window for the first ten minutes, so please excuse the weird sound for that portion. But now we move on to even more family reveals, lore drops, and Eragon and Arya absolutely wiping the floor with a boss monster. Next episode, we're reading the first chunk of Inheritance, ending with "Interregnum."

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175. Dragon Readers 08: I've Read A Story Before

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2024/04/30

Episode NotesWe're back yet again! This week: Eragon's sicko mom, dwarf politics, Roran's Killstreak, and more! Do YOU remember the eye colors of all your favorite characters? Next week we finish Brisingr! We're reading "Word of Wisdom" through "Sunrise"!

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176. Ornate CG Matte Paintings

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2024/04/29

Yknow, this episode would be contraband in the world of Equilibrium (2002). Don't laugh or Taye Diggs will show up at your house to set your anime figurines on fire

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174. Dragon Readers 07: Eragon's Wizard Cum Jar

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2024/04/17

Episode NotesWe're back! Scheduling has been a bit fraught lately but that will not save you from hearing us chat about dragons and their riders! Next week we'll be reading "Whispers in the Night" through "Ascension."

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173. Dragon Readers 06: Ethically Blowing Up The...

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2024/04/02

Episode Notes After a brief delay, we begin our time with Brisingr, or The Seven Promises of Eragon Shadeslayer and Saphira Bjartskular. In this first episode, we fulfill one of those very promises: to take vengeance on the Ra'zac for the murder of Eragon's uncle, and Roran's father. We also see some weird racist stuff with Nasuada, a touching evening of friendship between Eragon and Arya, and a bunch of weird magic shit. We are so back.

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172. My Name's Astarion. I Was In Baldur's Gate When...

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2024/03/13

Episode Notes Hey look! Autumn and Nora recorded an Export Audio! This time, we decided to chat a little about Baldur's Gate 3.

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171. Dragon Readers 05: Eragon's Thirty Second Racism...

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2024/03/12

Episode Notes Welcome back! This week, we wrap up our time with Eldest! Familiar faces are revealed, and the war begins in earnest. What further adventures await our beloved heroes? Read on!

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170. Dragon Readers 04: Anti-Elf Union Group

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2024/02/27

Episode Notes Rawr! That means I love you in dragon. Anyway, welcome back! This week, TRAINING MONTAGE!!!!!!!! Eragon undergoes transformations both physical and intellectual, strikes the FUCK out with the lady, and generally tries to ready himself to be a guy in a fantasy plot. Meanwhile, Roran becomes Charlton Heston on a boat.

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169. Dragon Readers 03: How Dare You Eowyn Me, It's...

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2024/02/13

Episode Notes We're back in the saddle again! This week on Dragon Readers we started the second book of the Inheritance Cycle, Eldest! We also get introduced to our first non-Eragon POV chapters, which causes...a stir. Join us for bug men, dwarf culture, Tea Party guys circa 2005, and a dissection of elves! Music: Skye Cuillin by Kevin MacLeod Our reading for next episode: "Conviction" - "The Gift of Dragons"

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168. Dragon Readers 02: You Gave That Baby A Class Level

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2024/01/30

Episode Notes Welcome back! This week, we finished Eragon and talked about dwarves, whiny boys, wizards, and more! Next episode: Eldest, "A Twin Disaster" through "Out of the Past" Music: Sky Cuillin by Kevin Macleod

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166. They Pre-Gamed a Maclunkey

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2024/01/16

This week, we are joined by Crystal to talk about Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon a moving that is surprisingly good. By which I mean it's a little surprising that it's good.

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167. Dragon Readers 01: Definitely Not Jeremy Fucking...

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2024/01/09

Episode Notes Hail and well met, adventurer! We here at Export Audio are proud to present a new podcasting venture: Dragon Readers! Every fortnight, Em & Nora will read and discuss a selection of chapters from Christopher Paolini's Inheritance Cycle! This week, we read the first 35 chapters of Eragon, concluding with The Ra'zac's Revenge. Next episode: We finish Eragon! We're reading from the chapter "Murtagh" through the end of the book! Sé onr sverdar sitja hvass! Music: "Skye

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165. Life Day Special 2023: Medieval Peasants...

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2023/12/25

Episode Notes Another year has gone by, and here we are again. We hope this episode finds you well, and if not, here's to a better year in 2024. Happy Life Day!

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164. The Blakes Top 100 Games of All Time! Number 21...

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2023/11/05

Hello friends! Inspired by Voip, we made lists of the best video games and talked about them into a microphone for 3 hours. I hope you enjoy! Forgive the overly compressed audio. I realized too late in the editing process we were kind of quiet so i just had to run the compressor a second time and hope for the best. It's probably fine, but I'm feeling sensitive about my mistake.

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