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Real Men Don"t Wear Long Sleeves

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76:09

Round 2: Cameron vs. Crippa: Battle of the Country...

Real Men Don"t Wear Long Sleeves ·

2023/03/26

In Round 2, Geelong and Carlton - featuring two of the great country bumpkins - battle it out in what proves to be an episode full of analysis on international recruits, Patrick Cripps' character authenticity, and some very poor predictions for the rest of the round.

60:55

Round 1: It's Always Nice to See Ben Cunnington

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2023/03/20

We're back for season 2023! Some things change, some things stay the same. We hate North now, but West Coast are still shit. Join us to catch up on our vision for 2023, get to know West Coast's unfamiliar faces, and teach Cam Zurhaar a lesson about cyber bullying.

65:03

Semi Final: Charlie Cameron and His Perfectly Shaped...

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2022/09/12

It's a Semi Finals week for the books! The Lions get the bunny off their back against the Demons, Daniel Rich's butt grows larger each day, and Jake Lever proves himself every bit as insolent as he appears.

69:39

Round 22: Will Hoskin-Elliott Gets the Voldemort...

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2022/08/15

In Round 22, the Swans put an end to the Magpies dream run and we talk Pat Lipinski's heritage listed nose, Ash Johnson's ascent to glory, and learn new, unexpected things about Mason Cox.

65:00

Round 21: Matt Guelfi and His Objectively Beautiful...

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2022/08/07

In Round 21, the Bombers and the Giants continue to flop and we get a history lesson in Adelaide's Northern suburbs, talk the latest retirement announcements, and re-evaluate our relationships with Toby Greene. Also sorry for the audio issues once again we never learn not to yell into the mic :P

65:22

Round 20: Angus Brayshaw is Worth Every Cent

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2022/08/01

In Round 20, it's Brayshaw vs Brayshaw as the Demons and the Dockers slog it out, we catch up on the latest goss, and get progressively drunker.

64:27

Round 15: Is Chad Warner Doing the Curly Girl Method?

Real Men Don"t Wear Long Sleeves ·

2022/06/26

In Round 15, Swans and Saints play the round's most boring game whilst we are joined by Stat Man and No Points Horse to discuss Nick Blakey's various lizard-like attributes, whether or not Max King is an industry plant, and draw parallels between history's treatment of Hitler with the AFL media's treatment of Bailey Smith.

55:43

Round 13: Does James Aish Remember Us From High School?

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2022/06/13

In Round 13, chaotic good Fremantle and chaotic evil Hawthorn battle it out and we catch up on the last few weeks of goss, cast Travis Colyer in the Lord of the Rings remake, and crack the case on AFL's biggest conspiracy theories.

60:24

Round 8: Senior Citizen of the Year Robbie Gray

Real Men Don"t Wear Long Sleeves ·

2022/05/08

In Round 8, the Power get redemption over the Bulldogs while we get to know Fake Person Trent Dumont, explore the possibility of a body swap with Caleb Daniel, and uncover the depths of Jeremy Finlayson's emotional repression.

62:21

Round 7: The Unsolved Mystery of Michael "Sonny" Walters

Real Men Don"t Wear Long Sleeves ·

2022/05/01

In Round 7, Geelong and Fremantle tough it out as we rekindle our long-lost friendship with James Aish, mount a campaign for Gryan Miers to ditch the dreds, and honour Jamie Lee Curtis as the screen icon of our times.

58:34

Round 6: Steven May vs. The Goal Post

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2022/04/26

We're back for Round 6 to watch Melbourne play Richmond, celebrate the legacy of Anzac Day, discuss the quality of Ben Brown's family relationships and hear from some special guests.

53:11

Round 4: Brody Mihocek is the Pride of Croatia

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2022/04/11

In Round 4, the Eagles get the better of the Magpies as we discuss how Boyz II Men are the magic connecting Rose and Darcy Moore, repurpose Shannon Hurn's hairline as the Eagles mascot for 2022, and talk about the actually real issue of tokenism in the AFL.

54:09

Round 3: Elliott Himmelberg Does His Part For...

Real Men Don"t Wear Long Sleeves ·

2022/04/03

In Round 3, the Showdown legend lives up to the hype as Crows steal victory in a heartbreaker (for Erin). We discuss the youngest brother inferiority complex plaguing the AFL, stage a defence of Todd Marshall, and attentively watch the game unfold for the first time in several years.

48:09

Round 2: Harry Himmelberg is Summer Bay's Latest...

Real Men Don"t Wear Long Sleeves ·

2022/03/28

In Round 2, Richmond and GWS play the year's most boring game to date while we tackle Buddy's legend status, the highs and lows of the football wilderness, insights from ABC radio, and produce a spec script for Harry Himmelberg's character arc on Home and Away.

55:28

Round 1: A Legend is (Jason) Horne-Francis

Real Men Don"t Wear Long Sleeves ·

2022/03/21

We're back for Season 2022! And straight into it with the Kangaroos and the Hawks battling for good versus evil, ready to discuss our ever-mounting gripes with the AFL media landscape, use our powers of manifestation to create the ultimate end of season ladder predictions and make Jy Simpkin North captain.

58:29

Grand Final Preview: The Eve of Greatness feat. Stat...

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2021/09/22

It's finally here everyone! Grand Final Week 2021, and we celebrate with predictions, trivia, and special guests galore. Thanks for joining us for season 2021 Real Men, it's an honour to bring you the most up to date footy news each week.

52:52

Preliminary Final: Max Gawn Ejaculates Himself Into...

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2021/09/11

It's the final hurdle and Melbourne shame Geelong to take their rightful place in the Grand Final. We talk Jack Viney and Ollie Wines' place amongst the greatest love stories ever told, the last days of Rome in Geelong, and Max Gawn's ten minutes of transcendence.

53:16

Semi Final: One Bailey Smith To Rule Them All

Real Men Don"t Wear Long Sleeves ·

2021/09/05

Semi finals week and boy does it deliver! The second episode in a row to deliver a one point margin, the Western Bulldogs and Brisbane Lions give us an all time great while we celebrate Father's Day with everyone's honorary dad Chris Fagan, answer burning fan questions, and blow the whistle on the AFL's secret society of Baileys.

53:35

Elimination Final: Isaac Heeney is Today's Main...

Real Men Don"t Wear Long Sleeves ·

2021/08/29

The real men (and their sound quality problems) are back for a bumper finals series! In an elimination final as tense as they come, we watch the AFL's favourite narrative fall apart, uncover the lost post-hitting stats, and reflect on just how much can change in one season.

41:31

Round 9: Tom Hickey Inspires a New Generation of...

Real Men Don"t Wear Long Sleeves ·

2021/05/16

In Round 9, the Swans overrun the Magpies while we discuss the simple joys of collecting footy cards, cast Josh Kennedy in his motion picture debut, and the ethics of strategic sportsmanship.

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