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Only If You Can Keep Up

Ever wonder what happens when two best friends with ADHD start talking? Neither do we. One random thought turns into another, and before we know it we’re discussing haunted places, weird history, bizarre facts, true crime, strange traditions, internet rabbit holes, and whatever else hijacks our brains that week. We laugh a lot, interrupt each other, lose our train of thought, find it again… sometimes. If you love the creepy, the curious, the weird, and conversations that never stay on the rails,

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Episode #148- Minor Inconveniences

Only If You Can Keep Up ·

2026/04/23

Somewhere between dogs tracking in mud on a fresh cleaned floor and fighting a Ziploc bag that refuses to zip, life quietly declares war. In this episode, we spiral through the tiny, ridiculous annoyances that shouldn’t matter… but absolutely do. Cabinets that won’t stay shut, phones that sense the exact moment you try to nap, and all the little things that slowly chip away at your sanity one inconvenience at a time. It’s not a big deal. But it is! Send us Fan Mail If you like this epi...

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Episode #147- Porch Talk NUMBER 29

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2026/04/16

Time for another PORCH TALK.. for all you new peeps out there wondering, a porch talk is where we act like we are sitting on the porch having a nice good long chat! Because the best talks are always outside on the porch. We never have a script for these and most of them subject jump pretty quick, but I can almost promise you will laugh at least once! SO buckle up and enjoy! Send us Fan Mail If you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us...

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Episode #146- Weird Laws

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2026/04/09

Some laws make sense… and then there are the ones that feel like they were written after someone lost a very specific argument in 1872. Did you know it's illegal to put a donkey in a bathtub?? Seriously! In this episode, we spiral into the wonderfully weird world of laws that should not still exist, but they somehow do. From oddly specific bans to rules that raise more questions than answers, we’re digging up the legal leftovers that never got thrown out. Were these laws solving real problems...

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Episode #145-Funerals

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2026/04/02

This week we wander through the wild ways humans say goodby, from fiery send-offs inspired by Viking funerals to seated wakes where the guest of honor is still… attending. We also talk about some of our traditions, where things can get a little strange, a little expensive, and wonder why we do funerals the way we do. We also have some facts you might not know about funerals, burials, and some peculiar things people did to fresh graves! It’s heartfelt, a little unhinged, and just the right amo...

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Episode #144- First Time Ever

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2026/03/26

Remember your first love? First Kiss? First Tattoo? Now rewind to your first time feeling truly alone… yeah, that one hits different. In this episode, we spiral through our “firsts” that quietly shape who we became. The moment we realized we weren’t like everyone else, the first time we felt like we were actually getting older. This episode is full of some of our firsts. Some are fun, some are weird, some are dark... letsss go! Send us Fan Mail If you like this episode, make sure to follow an...

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Episode #143- Porch Talk NUMBER 28

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2026/03/19

It’s another Porch Talk, and as usual… we spiral a little. We’re talking kids with devices basically attached to their faces, why does the world feel kinda off lately?, and of course, because we can’t help ourselves, the weather makes an appearance. There’s some randomness, some laughs, and a few “wait… why is it like that?” moments. Send us Fan Mail If you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at onlyif...

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Episode #142- Life With No Internet

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2026/03/12

Imagine a world where the internet never existed. No endless scrolling, no notifications buzzing in your pocket, no rabbit holes that start with a recipe and end with a conspiracy about lizard people. In this episode, we explore what life might look like if humanity never built the digital web that now connects everything. Would our attention spans be longer? Would mental health be stronger without the constant comparison and information overload? We also dive into how travel, communication, ...

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Episode #141- Conspiracy Theories PART 2

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2026/03/05

What if we’re just background characters in a cosmic video game? What if the Earth is flat like a divine pancake? What if planes are out here seasoning the sky like it’s a giant invisible casserole? This week we cannonball straight into the conspiracy pool. We chat about the simulation theory, Flat Earth, solar panels and the ever-mysterious plane seeding situation. Then we sprinkle in a few delightfully ridiculous ones that make you question whether humanity is okay. Are we uncovering ...

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Episode #140- Strange Facts about your Body

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2026/02/26

In this episode, we dive headfirst into the wonderfully weird world of the human body. The stuff it does. The secrets it keeps. The tiny, bizarre habits it has. No medical degrees. No boring lectures. Just us spiraling in real time over the fact that we are basically self-heating, noise-making, occasionally glitching meat computers trying our best. Prepare to laugh, question everything, and maybe never look at yourself the same way again. Welcome to the strange, squishy circus you call a body...

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Episode #139- Porch Talk NUMBER 27

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2026/02/19

In this month's Porch Talk, we let the conversation wander wherever it wants to go. No outline. No script. Just two brains free-ranging like they slipped the fence and decided to explore. It’s chaotic. It’s unfiltered. It’s exactly what happens when you put us on a metaphorical porch with microphones and zero supervision. If you like your conversations unpredictable, slightly unhinged, and full of the kind of tangents that make you say “wait… how did we get here?” this one’s for you. Send a t...

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Episode # 138- Collections and Interests

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2026/02/12

In this episode, we wander through the curious museums inside our own brains and closets, talking about the things we have collected over the years and the oddly specific interests that refuse to leave us alone. From sentimental keepsakes and childhood treasures to the wonderfully weird items we somehow ended up with multiples of, we unpack why we keep what we keep and what those objects quietly say about us. We compare collections, confess strange interests, and celebrate the harmless obsess...

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Episode #137- Weird Things We Do

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2026/02/05

OK so you know that weird thing that you do behind closed doors that you would never want the world to know about, well we are here to talk about ours! Tune in to find out some of the crazy things we do, maybe it will make you feel better about your weird quirks! Send us a text If you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at onlyifyoucankeepup@gmail.com You can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankee...

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Episode #136- Strange Jobs

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2026/01/29

In this episode, we dive into the strangest jobs you probably never considered but are very glad someone is doing. From crime scene cleanup and the scientists who read insects like a timeline after death, to the less grim but equally unexpected worlds of porta-potty cleaning and professional cuddling, dog food testers and so many more. It’s part fascinating, part uncomfortable, and occasionally hilarious as we realize just how wide the definition of “normal workday” really is. If you’ve ever ...

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Episode # 135- Places Humans Cant Live

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2026/01/22

Some places on Earth aren’t just hard to live in… they’re off-limits. In this episode, we explore locations humans aren’t meant to settle, survive, or sometimes even visit. From an island so packed with venomous snakes it looks like the ground is moving, to a tribe that has made it very clear they want no contact, to abandoned islands shaped by disease, death, and dark history. We talk about why people can’t live there, what happened to the ones who tried, and the unsettling reasons these pla...

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Episode #134- Porch Talk NUMBER 26

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2026/01/15

Buckle up for another porch talk. In this awesome episode we talk about therapy, gentle parenting, a little childhood nostalgia and so many more random things that just pop up! Tune in... only if you can keep up Send us a text If you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at onlyifyoucankeepup@gmail.com You can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup

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Episode #133- Unpopular Opinions

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2026/01/08

Unpopular Opinions, we all have them. We are allowed to not like the way some things happen or the way something tastes. It's never fun to announce to the world that you hate pizza, but hey some people just dont! You never know you might stop mid-thought and whisper “wait… same.” Tune in to see if you agree or disagree with some of ours! Send us a text If you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at...

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Episode #132- WWYD Apocalypse

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2026/01/01

Why not bring in the new year talking about a good ole Apocalypse? We each unleash an apocalypse we totally made up, paint the scene like it’s already happening, and then reveal what we’d actually do when the world goes sideways. No scripts, no rules, just feral imagination, mildly sensible plans, and life-choices we definitely haven’t thought through completely. It’s less “fight for your life” and more “what flavor of apocalypse would personally inconvenience us most?” Expect strange s...

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Episode #131- Christmas Through the Decades

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2025/12/25

From tinsel-dusted living rooms to LED-blasted rooftops, we unwrap how Christmas has evolved decade by decade. We talk decorations that used to sparkle without screaming at you, music that shaped generations, gifts that tell the story of the times, and the changing world of holiday shopping, from catalogs to midnight online cart marathons. We also get real about the glow-up no one asked for: lights that are so aggressively bright they could guide aircraft, the fading of old-school traditions,...

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Episode #130- Porch Talk NUMBER 25

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2025/12/18

This week we’re on the porch spiraling through the internet relics that absolutely shaped us and would probably get a school shut down today. From eBaum’s World and sketchy computer lab discoveries to the weird thrill of doing things online we definitely weren’t supposed to. We also get into randonauting, why it still feels unsettling, the quiet stress of the holidays no one warns you about, and a TikTok social experiment involving churches that sent us into a full discussion on belief, behav...

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Episode #129- Zak Bagans’ Haunted Museum

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2025/12/11

We dive into the eerie halls of Zak Bagans’ Haunted Museum, exploring some of its most unsettling rooms and infamous objects. From cursed relics to themed spaces designed to rattle your nerves, we break down what makes this place so intense, the stories behind it, and why people swear the energy follows them home. Send us a text If you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at onlyifyoucankeepup@gmail.com You...

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