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Chelsea Peretti

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01:17:32

THROAT LOSANGEZES

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2024/11/17

In this first CCP ep back as an indie podcast, you will restart your journey and reconnect with your deepest self. Thank you, as always, to the callers and listeners.

40:45

CUTEST LIL COHOST

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2024/07/04

Chelsea and her dog discuss squeaky sounds, documentarys (Tell Them You Love Me), Rie Parenting, and assess inventory of how product is moving. Also: grama impressions, hummingbird asmr, big dogs. A blood pants customer calls to discuss carbon underwear. Chelsea tries to speak italian to the probable great shame of her ancestors. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

75:18

POINT FIVE SPEED

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2024/06/27

Aisling Bea (plus 1) comes to reluctantly share her origin story as Chelsea continues to chase a Pulitzer for her intrepid journalistic instincts. Accents! Gigs! Bath calls! Psychics! In this episode Chelsea is told she has uk vibes and is queer-coded. The first Gay Test, sharing makeup, hygiene, 10-2 politics.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

56:37

STORY HOUR WITH BRENDON WALSH

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2024/06/20

Chelsea invites pal Brendon Walsh into the studio to discuss microdosing allergy meds, muting paranoia, pants-less therapists, hanging curtains as a cure for sadness, etc. Brendon recounts a childhood of pure violence. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

61:08

TSUNAMI SUMMER SCHOOL

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2024/06/13

Nick Kroll joins the pod to talk to callers on their parents phone plans, take food tests, list allergies, and discuss things like Runyan Canyon lipquids and the smell of rainy school days.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

36:31

31. A WHOLE NEW POD

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2024/06/06

Chelsea is joined by Scott Aukerman and Brendon Walsh for a very special pod. Also with: Nick Kroll, Moshe Kasher, Aisling Bea. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

64:04

30. JARS

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2024/05/30

A punning Rick Glassman and dazzling Chelsea meet for the first time, scrutinize each others mouth sounds, and discuss misophonic reactions to chip crunchin, ice chompin, and sharp perfumes. Also: Rick’s comfort in lying and lack of self-consciousness, Chelsea’s lack of feeling, the alpha/beta dynamic, Rick’s stand-up secret (act outs), merits of being high, Rick’s troubled left testicle, donuts vrs sundaes, a Chabbat caller bails, Detroit landmarks, a compelling vision of Chelsea on Rick’s

96:06

29. REUNITED

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2024/05/23

Todd Glass and Chelsea are reunited for a robust session of selling items with every ounce of their souls.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

73:17

28. P MUNCHER JOE MANDE

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2024/05/16

Hacks writer and Tiktok enthusiast Joe Mande joins for a podcast that takes a neggy turn midway through, culminating in a pizza party! Callers watch TV and walk around creaky environments slamming doors through a discussion of: the Parks N Rec writers room, the societal merits of being a hater, Dave King's debate pod, how to approach celebs, gross social media recipes, fermented foods, babka, and what Joe pickles. Canned peaches girl calls again. A “bewildered” caller tells Chelsea she posts too

66:16

27. WHAT IS YOUR BUDGET AND WHAT IS A TRINKET

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2024/05/09

Chelsea takes calls & goes through your voicemails, answering all your burning questions about social media resentments, hoarders, rejection, crushes, adult friendship, spontaneity lovers versus planners, family movies, celeb friends, rattlesnakes and other predator animals in cities, travel, coffee quitters, trinkets and gift-giving. A foreign government musician calls! A special voicemail music mix by the legendary Kooool Kojak.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

63:38

MR MIMS

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2024/05/02

Author of the upcoming cookie recipe book "Crumbs", former food writer for the la times and die hard wendy williams fan joins CCP to discuss citrus, the pch, willow smith, marie kondo quitting, calling people honey, comment sections closing time vibes, cookie ice cream sandwiches, ozempic bruising, plastic use, composting and spaghetti limone. Canned peaches/tahini girl shocks the pod. A discussion of an ideal international record time. A campaign for charoset to be a year round snack. Chelsea is a

53:38

DELETE THIS PODCAST / “GREAT” “EP”

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2024/04/25

Chelsea chats about robot overlords then makes several half-hearted attempts at guided visualizations with largely disinterested callers who probably have Aphantasia. An overlong discussion of B12. Salad talk. A celebration of Kojak’s songs. Comment section outrage. Sweet tooth snacks. Protein. A brown recluse cameo featuring tunneling necrotic flesh. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

83:42

APHANTASIA, MOIST FLESH, DAMPFRANCISCO & SUPER TASTERS

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2024/04/18

Concord's own Blake Anderson is in studio for a high-octane, alarming ep in which we learn that Aphantasia, though it affects 1% of the population, affects 95% of CCP callers. Harrowing updates on a past ep's attack mini poodle and Chelsea's Blokudoku score. A hyper, coffee-fueled, spooky consortium on coyotes, mountain lions, work passwords, airports, Cycle Yanks, and rabies. Chelsea chases another Pullitzer in her deep dive investigative journalism around key words: "Virginia" and 'dogs" and

99:33

A ROIS BY ANY OTHER NAME

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2024/04/11

Chelsea has garish accidentally purple eyebrows and hosts comedy genius Roisin Canarty. As Chelsea squints for invisible subtitles that never come, she learns about claggy foods, sliding fruit, and the best mascara.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

83:49

KEEP IT TRUCKIN

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2024/04/04

A very bay ep with one of chelseas jr high school besties, a dr w a phd in theology and impeccable penmanship, Sarai Crain comes to the show. Songs! A discussion of being silly as a survival mechanism in 7th and 8th grades, shy roasters, crimped bangs, perms, rayon as a dominant textile, starter jackets, used leggings. Chelsea learns that many of her callers used to be emo. Chelsea as a failed blond. A callers Brazilian Petroleum fail and a teachers “sounds naive” in red ink. DJP caller ! First time

66:24

THE SIDESLEEPER VIRUS

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2024/03/28

Chelsea is interviewed by a strange and largely benevolent robot in this very special episode. With her directorial debut "First Time Female Director" out on Roku, a PMSing Chelsea takes a sudden philosophical interest in the world of criticism and review culture, envies scientists, mourns for Wendy Williams, explores the most polite way to say one has to go to the bathroom, and learns about pillow weight gain. Caller "Golden Tickets" and the first "Ozempic Food Test" are introduced. Longtime

71:43

THE SUN'LL COME OUT, JEFF MAURO

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2024/03/21

"The Sandwich King" Jeff Mauro, whose aunt was head of rat patrol for the city of Chicago, pops by to eat his favorite sandwich and share a malted milkshake. He and Chelsea invent the seesaw technique, and discuss Chuck e Cheese pizza, Katsu, habitual toasters, char, bean sandiwches, eggplant and tahdig, rice, hinged rolls, gloppy food like egg salad, and ciabatta aka she-broughta bread. A caller introduces the first ever "Dog Test!" Chelsea starts typing a podcast show bible and is almost taken

87:51

UTTERLY COWTRAGEOUS

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2024/03/14

Entertainer-to-the-bone Paul Scheer, hot off a cold plunge, blasts into the CCP studio for a late in the day coffee and high-octane, wordplay-heavy chat about highly sensitive people, "sir" as a slur, work emails, work costumes, cannoli, Yordy Rance, cold cases, OCD, intrusive thoughts, personality disorders, age. A therapist calls and refuses to diagnose Chelsea. Crying at a Veteran's hospital and children's hospital. Dog gurneys. Aliens. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

67:07

BONUS: POWERS CRISTIA! WITH BENNY AND KATE

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2024/03/09

In this very special episode Chelsea is joined by two Rokuligans, comedy geniuses, and cast members of First Time Female Director: Benito Skinner and Kate Berlant. Benny roasts Chelsea’s phone while Chelsea nurses her hand wounds from a fall on the way into studio. They attempt a variety of accents, discuss the merits of setting spray, and a caller raises awareness on the emergency blueberry bagel as medicine for stomach viruses. Kate arrives and the trio speaks on Beaudegas, marzipan and princess

90:11

DRUGSTORE JUNE AND FIRST TIME FEMALE DIRECTOR

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2024/03/07

Two prominent women in film, beauty influencer Esther Povitsky and renowned shut-in Chelsea Peretti, come together to discuss food, almost exclusively. You can see them starring in “First Time Female Director” on Roku Friday March 8 and Drugstore June on Apple March 8. Do a double-header or just watch Chelsea’s. Thanks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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