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Blank Propaganda Machine

Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin

Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.

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23:33

Mass Debate: Who is the Better Character? - Turner vs...

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2025/09/02

Things get ruff this week as Kirk mounts a steamy defense of Turner, insisting that Tom Hanks, in the throes of his pre-Oscar hotness, acted circles around a slobbery co-star who couldn’t even deliver a line without drooling. Congressman Andy Bateman comes in swinging for Hooch, declaring that "man's best friend" is clearly the top dog in a popularity contest. Kraig tries to keep things under control but ends up just watching the two guests go at it like dogs in heat. In the end, it's man vs....

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19:17

Mass Debate: Is Steven Seagal the Greatest Martial...

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2025/08/26

This week’s episode will hit you like a half-hearted roundhouse kick to the face! Kirk squares off with Kraig over the ultimate question no one really asked: Is Steven Seagal the greatest martial arts action hero of all time? Kirk, fully aware that Seagal is an out-of-shape, rizzless dumpster man, still defends him as an icon - mostly because watching a beady-eyed, sweaty, spoiled-ham of a man try to aikido chop bad guys never ceases to entertain. Kraig fires back with actual evidence, like J...

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20:56

Mass Debate: Is the Disco Inferno Stayin’ Alive or...

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2025/08/19

In this week’s feverish showdown, Mass Debate turns into a full-blown disco inferno as special guest G-Man struts out in bell bottoms and an Afro pick, swearing that disco never died because “Stayin’ Alive” literally keeps hearts pumping on the CPR floor, while Kraig claims it’s nothing but polyester-soaked white-boy noise that should’ve been buried with lava lamps and booger sugar spoons. The heat rises when Jonathan and Kraig face off over which group truly tops the disco charts: Chro...

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19:05

Mass Debate: The Moon Landing - Science Fiction or...

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2025/08/12

This week’s episode blasts off into the great unknown...or maybe just a sound stage in Burbank, to settle the age-old question: Did we really go to the moon, or were we just hoodwinked by NASA? Jed plants his flag firmly in the “it happened” crater, claiming the lunar landing was a giant leap for mankind, complete with life-changing tech like Velcro. Meanwhile, Kraig stumbles through a cosmic conspiracy theory so tangled it’s got more plot holes than a damn J.J. Abrams movie. According to him...

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21:54

Mass Debate: Is Mandatory Napping Good for...

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2025/08/05

In this red-white-and-snooze-filled episode of Mass Debate, Kirk champions the all-American power nap, claiming every hardworking patriot deserves a one-hour horizontal protest against the tyranny of "the man" - a siesta for the people! He even weaponizes his sleep apnea, declaring it a disability and claiming that denying him nap time is akin to class warfare. Calling in from California, special guest debater Jason claps back, claiming that naps are a lazy-day gateway drug that would derail ...

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19:56

Mass Debate: Should a PB&J Have Crust or Should it Be...

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2025/07/29

Ready your ear-holes for an allergy inducing clash, as we slice diagonally into the age-old question: to crust or not to crust? Jed, our resident philosopher, swears the crispy rim brings a textural component to his nut-butter ingestion. Meanwhile Professor Safety - busy dad, lunchbox logistics guru, and self-appointed ambassador of the Uncrustable Nation, insists that handing his kiddos a “proper” crusted sandwich would spark an uprising faster than Kirk and Kraig fighting over who gets to l...

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22:03

Mass Debate: Are Aliens Living Among Us?

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2025/07/22

In this probing episode, Kirk and Kraig debate whether aliens are living among us! Is Earth just too damn boring to draw the attention of any higher intelligent beings, or are we a beacon of freedom calling across the black void of space to any potential new citizen willing to drop $5 million on a Trump Gold Card? Kirk beams in with cold, hard logic, insisting Earth is just the Arby’s of the galaxy - unremarkable, unseemly, and diarrhea-inducing. Meanwhile, Kraig goes full tinfoil patriot, de...

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23:20

Mass Debate: Which M&M is a Better Brand...

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2025/07/15

In this week’s Mass Debate, it's candy-coated chaos as special guest Congressman Andy touts the chill, nut-stuffed charm of Yellow Peanut M&M, while Kraig swears by Red’s alleged “alluring attitude” — both hilariously convinced that Red is the seductive siren of the candy aisle. They spend the entire debate trading half-baked, sugar-rushed arguments based on their mutual Mandela Effect before Kirk crashes the Hung Jury segment with a hard dose of fact-checking reality that melts their cla...

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23:06

Mass Debate: Which Ice Cream Reigns Supreme? -...

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2025/07/08

In this heated, frozen treat face-off, Jed goes full Willy Wonka and damn near ice-creams himself for Team Chocolate, praising its sexy compatibility with every topping imaginable while mocking vanilla as the sad, lonely flavor no one actually orders on purpose; meanwhile, Kirk channels his inner Bob Ross to paint vanilla as the pure, artistic blank canvas of our sweet dreams, waxing poetic about personal expression and flaunting his “jimmies" for all to see. Chaos ensues when G-man, the self...

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21:29

Mass Debate: Who is the Better Superhero? -...

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2025/07/01

In this Mass Debate super showdown, Kraig and JT go mask-to-cowl over who’s superior: your dorky neighborhood Spider-Twink or Gotham’s brooding billionaire Bat-daddy? Kraig argues Peter Parker is the ultimate quip-slinging boy toy who keeps things sticky in a good way, while JT insists Spidey’s just a web-shooting perv and that Bruce Wayne is the true panty-dropper with enough intellect to make Robin giggle like a damn schoolgirl. Are heroes defined by their rogues’ gallery of villains, or is...

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23:06

Mass Debate: Who Would Win in a Fight? - Orangutan...

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2025/06/24

Kirk and Kraig channel their inner beasts in this debate pitting two of nature's unlikeliest opponents at each other's throats! Can Kirk make the case that a machete-wielding orangutan could outsmart and outmaneuver a tiger in full body armor, or is he just bananas? Can Kraig pounce on this argument, using Planet of the Apes as an example of why no amount of monkey brains can beat a fully-armored feline wrecking machine? Things get primal on this week's Mass Debate!

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21:31

Mass Debate: Who’s Better? Mario vs Sonic

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2025/06/17

Things get pixelated as Kraig and Professor Safety go head-to-head over who is king of the side-scroller: Mario or Sonic! Kraig’s backing the mustachioed mushroom-muncher who built the platformer genre brick by brick, while the Professor goes full spin-dash defending the hedgehog with attitude. It’s fire flowers vs. Chaos Emeralds in a debate so intense you will have to blow on your game cartridge just to make it work. Grab your rings, power-ups, and popcorn—because this console war just turn...

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18:57

Mass Debate: Battle of the Burgers! - Beef Burger vs...

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2025/06/10

Get ready to feel the sizzle, as Jed and Kirk go patty-to-patty over which burger is king: Beef or Impossible? Can fake meat beat real meat in a battle of taste, tradition, and ethics? Or will Jed's beefy bravado overpower Kirk's soy-based sass? Grab a bib, open wide, and use two hands to chow down on this episode of Mass Debate!

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22:48

Mass Debate: Is Cereal a Soup?

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2025/06/03

One of our oldest friends, Jonathan "G-man" Goolsby, shows up to throw a "can" into the usually precise inner workings of the Blank Propaganda Machine, when he debates Kirk over whether cereal should be considered a soup or not. Listen as G-man weaves an intricate argument that will leave your jaw on the floor and your head dizzy with obfuscation. So sit down and pour yourself a bowl of laughter, and let the BPM boys leave you feeling mmm, mmm, good...and a bit unsatisfied to be honest, on th...

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19:29

Mass Debate: Is it Better to Be an Early Bird or a...

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2025/05/27

Does the old saying about being early to bed, and early to rise truly make a man healthy, wealthy, and wise? Jed says yes, and gives us way too much insight into his morning self-care routine in the process. Kraig on the other hand has some strong opinions in favor of partying hard, deep into the night like some immoral deviant. Which debater will rise to the occasion? Sunshine Jed or Moony Kraig? Both sound like cult leaders, so how can it lose? Find out who is the cream of the crop on this ...

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20:35

Mass Debate: Is it Acceptable to Wear Socks with...

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2025/05/20

It's going to be a Quentin Tarantino-style foot fiesta for the ages as Kirk debates special guest, JT Smith, over the social misgivings of wearing socks with sandals. Is this a fashion faux pas worthy of social exclusion, or will comfort-over-conformity win the hearts and minds of the masses?

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23:01

Mass Debate: Is It Acceptable to Urinate In the...

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2025/05/13

The vitriol flows from Kraig and Jed like a warm golden stream, when they discuss the etiquette of shower pissing. Don't all these pipes go to the same place anyways? Isn't it bad hygiene to spray urine all over a communal space meant for cleanliness? Does the golden rule apply? Does the golden shower rule apply? If a golden shower takes place in the shower, do you still have to pay the hooker...er um, I mean let's listen to this week's Mass Debate and find out the answers!

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18:29

Mass Debate: What is the Proper Way to Eat Pizza? -...

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2025/05/06

You like-a the pizza? Well do you even-a know-a what is the right-a way to-a eat-a the pizza? Meesa thinks-a it's mooey mooey big mistake to use a fork...what the hell, did my offensive Italian accent just turn into Gungan somehow? Oh well, listen to our good buddy Andy go toe to toe with Kraig about the proper way to eat your 'za!

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26:38

Mass Debate: Who Was Really the Bad Guy in The Karate...

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2025/04/29

Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting...er, well Jed and Kirk are karate fighting. Well I guess actually it's more like their fighting about karate. Will Kirk strike first? Will Jed strike hard? Will Kraig wax off in the corner using his own tears as lubricant?

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20:41

Mass Debate: Are We Living In Reality or a Simulation?

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2025/04/22

Is our world just a simulation or are we merely moving from one plane of reality to another? Is the feeling of deja vu just a coincidence or is it a glitch in the matrix? If Jed hands Kraig an invisible spoon, does he prove that reality is real, or does he just confuse everyone in the room? Find out the answers to these questions and more...on this week's Mass Debate!

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