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Blank Propaganda Machine

Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin

Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.

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21:29

Mass Debate: Who is the Better Superhero? -...

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2025/07/01

In this Mass Debate super showdown, Kraig and JT go mask-to-cowl over who’s superior: your dorky neighborhood Spider-Twink or Gotham’s brooding billionaire Bat-daddy? Kraig argues Peter Parker is the ultimate quip-slinging boy toy who keeps things sticky in a good way, while JT insists Spidey’s just a web-shooting perv and that Bruce Wayne is the true panty-dropper with enough intellect to make Robin giggle like a damn schoolgirl. Are heroes defined by their rogues’ gallery of villains, or is...

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23:06

Mass Debate: Who Would Win in a Fight? - Orangutan...

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2025/06/24

Kirk and Kraig channel their inner beasts in this debate pitting two of nature's unlikeliest opponents at each other's throats! Can Kirk make the case that a machete-wielding orangutan could outsmart and outmaneuver a tiger in full body armor, or is he just bananas? Can Kraig pounce on this argument, using Planet of the Apes as an example of why no amount of monkey brains can beat a fully-armored feline wrecking machine? Things get primal on this week's Mass Debate!

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21:31

Mass Debate: Who’s Better? Mario vs Sonic

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2025/06/17

Things get pixelated as Kraig and Professor Safety go head-to-head over who is king of the side-scroller: Mario or Sonic! Kraig’s backing the mustachioed mushroom-muncher who built the platformer genre brick by brick, while the Professor goes full spin-dash defending the hedgehog with attitude. It’s fire flowers vs. Chaos Emeralds in a debate so intense you will have to blow on your game cartridge just to make it work. Grab your rings, power-ups, and popcorn—because this console war just turn...

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18:57

Mass Debate: Battle of the Burgers! - Beef Burger vs...

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2025/06/10

Get ready to feel the sizzle, as Jed and Kirk go patty-to-patty over which burger is king: Beef or Impossible? Can fake meat beat real meat in a battle of taste, tradition, and ethics? Or will Jed's beefy bravado overpower Kirk's soy-based sass? Grab a bib, open wide, and use two hands to chow down on this episode of Mass Debate!

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22:48

Mass Debate: Is Cereal a Soup?

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2025/06/03

One of our oldest friends, Jonathan "G-man" Goolsby, shows up to throw a "can" into the usually precise inner workings of the Blank Propaganda Machine, when he debates Kirk over whether cereal should be considered a soup or not. Listen as G-man weaves an intricate argument that will leave your jaw on the floor and your head dizzy with obfuscation. So sit down and pour yourself a bowl of laughter, and let the BPM boys leave you feeling mmm, mmm, good...and a bit unsatisfied to be honest, on th...

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19:29

Mass Debate: Is it Better to Be an Early Bird or a...

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2025/05/27

Does the old saying about being early to bed, and early to rise truly make a man healthy, wealthy, and wise? Jed says yes, and gives us way too much insight into his morning self-care routine in the process. Kraig on the other hand has some strong opinions in favor of partying hard, deep into the night like some immoral deviant. Which debater will rise to the occasion? Sunshine Jed or Moony Kraig? Both sound like cult leaders, so how can it lose? Find out who is the cream of the crop on this ...

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20:35

Mass Debate: Is it Acceptable to Wear Socks with...

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2025/05/20

It's going to be a Quentin Tarantino-style foot fiesta for the ages as Kirk debates special guest, JT Smith, over the social misgivings of wearing socks with sandals. Is this a fashion faux pas worthy of social exclusion, or will comfort-over-conformity win the hearts and minds of the masses?

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23:01

Mass Debate: Is It Acceptable to Urinate In the...

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2025/05/13

The vitriol flows from Kraig and Jed like a warm golden stream, when they discuss the etiquette of shower pissing. Don't all these pipes go to the same place anyways? Isn't it bad hygiene to spray urine all over a communal space meant for cleanliness? Does the golden rule apply? Does the golden shower rule apply? If a golden shower takes place in the shower, do you still have to pay the hooker...er um, I mean let's listen to this week's Mass Debate and find out the answers!

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18:29

Mass Debate: What is the Proper Way to Eat Pizza? -...

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2025/05/06

You like-a the pizza? Well do you even-a know-a what is the right-a way to-a eat-a the pizza? Meesa thinks-a it's mooey mooey big mistake to use a fork...what the hell, did my offensive Italian accent just turn into Gungan somehow? Oh well, listen to our good buddy Andy go toe to toe with Kraig about the proper way to eat your 'za!

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26:38

Mass Debate: Who Was Really the Bad Guy in The Karate...

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2025/04/29

Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting...er, well Jed and Kirk are karate fighting. Well I guess actually it's more like their fighting about karate. Will Kirk strike first? Will Jed strike hard? Will Kraig wax off in the corner using his own tears as lubricant?

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20:41

Mass Debate: Are We Living In Reality or a Simulation?

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2025/04/22

Is our world just a simulation or are we merely moving from one plane of reality to another? Is the feeling of deja vu just a coincidence or is it a glitch in the matrix? If Jed hands Kraig an invisible spoon, does he prove that reality is real, or does he just confuse everyone in the room? Find out the answers to these questions and more...on this week's Mass Debate!

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15:26

Mass Debate: Is It Acceptable to Pass Gas In Public?

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2025/04/15

Yikes! Kraig and Kirk are raising up a stink and blowing some hot air once again in this rip-roaring debate, that will leave you asking yourself that age old question: "If I fart in an elevator with an elderly woman inside and she subsequently dies from the aftermath, am I a murderer or just an asshole?"

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26:16

Mass Debate: Who Reigns Supreme? - Drake V Kendrick

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2025/04/08

Wanna know what two middle-aged white dudes think of the epic battle between Drake and Kendrick Lamar? Well...nobody does, but we would appreciate you listening anyway.

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19:21

Mass Debate: Which is Best - Corner or Middle Piece...

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2025/04/01

Two chubby guys debate about which part of the brownie is better, but we all know that neither of these idiots is turning down any brownie that is offered to them.

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14:51

Mass Debate Classics: Real or Fake? - Santa Claus

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2025/03/19

Two jolly men with beards debate the existence of another jolly man with a beard. It's like an enigma wrapped inside of a riddle, straddling a yule log! Will Kraig be able to melt Jed's grinch-like heart and make him believe in ol' Saint Nick, or will Jed hang Kraig's argument over the fireplace and fill it with coal? Roast some chestnuts, kick bag with a jug of nog, and listen to the sweet holiday sounds of two grown men arguing over nonsense.

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14:57

Mass Debate Classics: Are They Good or Do They Suck?...

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2025/03/19

Kraig and Kirk debate a topic that has plagued mankind since 2001 - Is Nickelback good or do they suck ass? Obviously musical taste is subjective and no one should ever be ridiculed for liking and listening to music that speak to them on a personal level and fills their soul with wonder and whimsy, but... seriously have you heard this shit?

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21:42

Mass Debate Classics: Boxers, Briefs, or Commando? -...

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2025/03/19

Kraig, Jed, and Andy have a debate extravaganza with our first ever 3-way debate! Will Jed box out his contenders? Will Andy be able to keep his argument brief? Will Kraig be able to support his points with facts or will he flip-flop around? Let's take a look under the layers and see how things are swingin'!

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14:57

Mass Debate Classics: Which is Best - Dogs or Cats?

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2025/03/19

Kraig struts around yappin' like a vicious junkyard dog, and Kirk weaves like an alley cat, half asleep, hungry, and waiting to pounce! When these two debate, the claws come out and the teeth start gnashing!

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20:44

Mass Debate Classics: Who Would Win In a Fight -...

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2025/03/19

The fur is gonna fly when Kirk and Jed debate which untamed beast would win in a knock down, drag out, no holds barred, zoo style cage match between a gorilla or a bear! The first rule of Animal Fight Club is "There are no rules"! Mainly because they're animals and the concept of rules is far beyond their brain's capability to comprehend.

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16:37

Mass Debate Classics: Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?

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2025/03/19

Jed and Kirk get frank with one another in this classic debate topic that dares to ask the question "Is a hot dog a sandwich or is it some weird, mutant-like creature born of pork by-products and broken dreams?" Bon appetit!

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