Novel Ideas

Chris teaches Elsa the intricacies of dating the smexiest men alive: F**k boys.We learn such important lessons as the level of male attractiveness determines how much bullshit a woman will tolerate, cyberstalking is a vital skill and she is absolutely going to be insecure about your hot female friend.But the most important lesson of all is that Brunch is the most important meal of the day.📖 Support Novel Ideas 📖Join us on Patreon for bonus episodes and tomfoolery:

Class is back in session!In this installment, Professor Elsa teaches Advanced Dating, The Art of Mating and the even finer Art of Extrication taught to her by the Oracle herself: Janice Dickinson.…and the great Pharaoh Atem because Yu-Gi-Oh!Support Novel IdeasJoin us on Patreon for bonus episodes and tomfoolery: https://www.patreon.com/TheLibraryofCursedBooksSupport the Library of Cursed Books by buying a “cursed book” via Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/novelideaspodCheck out our merch:

In this episode, Elsa teaches you to date, mate and extricate like a supermodel!…or so she says.In keeping with the spirit of this most romantic of seasons, Elsa shares with Chris the wisdom imparted to her by the (self-proclaimed) world’s first supermodel and bestselling author Janice Dickinson through her third book Check, Please!.Support Novel IdeasJoin us on Patreon for bonus episodes and tomfoolery: https://www.patreon.com/TheLibraryofCursedBooksSupport the Library of Cursed Books by buying a

Rap songs, (anticlimactic) plot twists and continuously heinous racism! Oh my!Chris and Elsa breathe a sigh of relief as they conclude their discussion about rap mega star Ben Shapiro's cursed novel True Allegiance.Support Novel IdeasJoin us on Patreon for bonus episodes and tomfoolery: https://www.patreon.com/TheLibraryofCursedBooksSupport the Library of Cursed Books by buying a “cursed book” via Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/novelideaspodGet Social with Novel Ideas!Threads:

In this episode, Chris and Elsa begin their discussion of the actual content within Ben Shapiro's True Allegiance.Topics include: the skewed timeline of the plot, Shapiro's strong hatred for Barack Obama and the horrifying levels of racism and other problematic views of Mister Shapiro.Elsa also tries to seduce the listeners using only Ben Shapiro's poetic writing.Support Novel IdeasJoin us on Patreon for bonus episodes and tomfoolery: https://www.patreon.com/TheLibraryofCursedBooksSupport the

For their inaugural series, Chris and Elsa thought they’d start off big by talking about some real B.S.Ben Shapiro, that is.…and his awful novel: True Allegiance.In today's installment, your humble librarians set the groundwork for understanding just how troubling True Allegiance -and Mister Shapiro’s views in general- truly are.Take a deep breath because this one is a real doozy….Join us on Patreon for bonus episodes and tomfoolery!Support the Library of Cursed Books by buying a “cursed book” via

With the debut episode launching this coming Thursday, Chris and Elsa would like to introduce themselves and what the idea behind Novel Ideas truly is.