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The Answer’s a Lemon

The Answer’s a Lemon

The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. New

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01:02:47

E39: Evan and the Wonderful, Fabulous, Quite Great,...

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2025/01/21

Wonder how long this'll last?Questions asked: Ignore the morality of cannibalism, what is the most delicious dieter? (Vegetarian, all-arounder, ketogenic, etc.) You can get rid of having to do all chores save for one. Which is it? You could have a LEGO set of anything, what is it? (Leah) How do you alleviate the blues when you're feeling sad? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook:

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01:06:51

E38: BINGO! You Won Anxiety

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2025/01/07

A new year is upon us and the same nonsense is coming from your speakers.Conor talks about Bingo. It makes Evan stressed. Questions asked: What job do you really want robots to take over? What fictional sport do you want made a reality? What's a minor goal you want to achieve? What's something you know too much about? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook:

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01:30:26

37: Merry Krampusmas! [feat. Erin]

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/12/24

The creepiest episode we've ever done. Happy Holidays -- love ya, see you next year! Questions asked: Oh no, you're on the naughty list. How are you convincing Santa to change his mind? What band needs to make a holiday album? What would be your ideal tree topper, regardless of tradition? Which present (given or received) holds a dear, dear place in your heart? Santa's Reindeer ate some ecoli carrots. What is St. Nick's B-Team roster? Send us your weird

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36: Conortron-3000 Odd God DX Model

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/12/10

Hoooooooooooboy!Technical difficulties and mental lapses abound in this manic pixie dream episode. Please check out SOS Pro Wrestling on their YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtoktQ66MfEf7k7Y013SDQ R.I.P. Big Cat Questions asked: What's your comfort show/movie? Your application to become a demon has been accepted. What mildly annoying curse do you create for Satan's practical exam? What's your favorite dragon? Who's winning the WWE Smackdown finals? Crazy Cat LADY or

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54:20

35: A Scamp, an Imp, and a Rascal...

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/11/26

Our favorite part of YOUR personality? That you have great taste in podcasts. :)Questions asked: What's a mutation you want to see in people? Coffee or tea? Would you rather be a scamp, an imp, or a rascal? What's your favorite part about your personality? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky:

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34: Zettaflare to Booptown

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/11/12

Pet your sabrecat, tip your maid, and roll a joint because we're watching DBZ Abridged, kids.DBZA Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nYozPLpJRE&list=PL6EC7B047181AD013 Questions asked: Of which Pokemon nickname are you proudest? Weed names are dope (lol). What would you call your new strain? You're a unit in a tactical JRPG. What class have you enlisted as? What media from your formative years should someone experience to better understand you as a person? Send us your weird

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01:35:32

33: The 2024 Spooky Special (feat. Erin)

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/10/29

It's officially an annual celebration. Stay spooky, y'all.Questions asked: Your Ouija board session went awry. Who were you calling? Who answered? If you're a ghost, how do you make yourself known to the humans? You work at a staffing agency and Dracula drops off his resume. What type of job do you recommend him for? Needles in the candy is so 2009. What is the new wave of moral panic? If you were in a classic slasher flick, how far do you make it before the killer gets you? Send us your weird

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55:47

32: We're Not Sorry.

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/10/15

The boys may be back together in body, but in mind, they are anywhere else. Not sorry for the weird energy brought on this one. You know what you're getting yourself into. Questions asked: In money-less society, what is your currency of choice? You can only eat 1 item of food forever. Can't spice it up, but serve in different ways. No judgment judgment zone. What's your petty gripe about others? What's the new urban legend you're sowing among the masses? Send us your weird

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36:14

31: Half as Long, Twice as Fun

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/10/01

Despite a broken spine and a looming vacation, the boys are back to answer half as many questions as usual.Questions asked: Carrie fisher was found bathed in moonlight, strangled by her own bra." How are you going out? What's your childhood "When I'm an adult..." desire that you actually do as an adult? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube:

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01:02:49

E30: The One Year Anniversary Spectacular

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/09/17

I am in so much pain. We talk about old questions here.

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01:00:24

29: Furry or Scaly?

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/09/03

Don't move; just hug your lizard girlfriend instead.Questions asked: What is the worst tattoo you'd be willing to get? What animal or monster benefits the most from a kaiju-sized upgrade? Be honest: furry or scaly? Everything else about the movie and the acting and plot are the same, what role do you replace with a cardboard cutout of the actor? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook:

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01:00:18

Episode 28: New Holiday Just Dropped

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/08/20

Stuff's weird. These questions are weirder.Questions asked: We deserve a new holiday. What's actually worth celebrating? (Bonus: When would it be?) Get ready for GDQ! What video game are you speedruning? Your family's safe. Your pets are safe. You. Are safe. For what three items are you running back into your burning home? If you got one cyborg upgrade, what would it be? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok:

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01:05:39

Episode 27: A Tango with the Tipsy Trickster

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/08/06

How do you celebrate the 4th of July? We do it by talking about which president we'd punch in the face.Questions asked: What song do you listen to just for the opening? Who was your first media-based crush? Pokemon is a well that springs eternal. What gym are you running? Typing and badge name. (Bonus: Describe your team and gimmick.) You're a cat burglar. What are you famous for nabbing? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram:

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Episode 26: Evan Can't Do It Alone

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/07/23

Takin' a break this week. Love ya, bye!Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon Website: theanswerisalemon.com Artwork by @Melindaington Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

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01:15:32

Episode 25: Punching Presidents (feat. Erin)

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/07/09

How do you celebrate the 4th of July? We do it by talking about which president we'd punch in the face.Questions asked: Which past president would you punch in the face and why? Go-to mixed drink for your poolside summer bash? The ultimate Jimmy Buffett memorial concert opens its curtains. What song are you hoping to kick off the concert? The bald eagle's retiring. Which animal are you choosing from the Noah's Ark Auditioning Group, LLC for the next American symbol? Send us your weird

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01:09:00

Episode 24: The World's Least Stealable $20 Bill

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/06/25

Happy Pride. Buy a knife.Questions asked: What tattoo will you regret not getting? What's the next step in medical science you WANT to happen? If you were to start a road-side attraction, what would it be? What's a concert you are unable to attend, but would absolutely love to see? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky:

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01:07:34

Episode 23: Kirby's Got Some New Power-Ups

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/06/11

"What would Kirby steal from an arcade" is the real question.Questions asked: If Kirby swallowed you, what power would he obtain? What's a mild super power you'd have? You are the size of a pencil and trapped in a blender. How do you get out? You have the means -- What cabinet do you steal from an arcade? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube:

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01:15:01

Episode 22: Evan's a Gaslighting Shill

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/05/28

We're not even sponsored.Questions asked: If you were a Messianic figure, what would be transfigured into you? What is your favorite mythical creature? Non-commercially, what would you put on a billboard? What album/song would you like to listen to for the first time? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky:

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01:01:40

Episode 21: Creamed Spinach and Cataclysmic Crustaceans

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/05/14

It sure is a tour of all time.Questions asked: If you were a toy, what are your 3 pull-ring phrases? You know how some idioms have their meaning changed because people don't use the whole thing or get it wrong? What's your favorite wrong idiom? What classic movie monster would you want to befriend? What's a strange flavor combination that actually works? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok:

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Episode 20: Maybe This Was a Bad Question

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/04/30

It sure is a tour of all time.Questions asked: You're a fighting game character. What are the names of your special moves? You can be a tour guide of any place, real or fantastical. Where are you? How many flower petals are too many? Like James Bonds's License to Kill. What's your License to (blank)? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube:

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