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I Woke Up For This

Blaise Kautzman

Comedian Blaise Kautzman talks to comics and other individuals he deems fit any time between 7am and 9am on Tuesday Mornings. Are most of them tired? Yes. Are alarms set to wake up hours before they usually get up to talk? Also yes. It"s a fun time. Come see what none of the fuss is about as he gets this "talking to people" thing down. Also follow Blaise on Instagram @blaiser.kautz

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01:03:50

Potato Doof - Ep 69 w/ Parker Boone

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2025/08/13

Parker Boone. The *FIVE TIME* Mashed Potato Eating Potato Days Champ wakes up from a food coma to join the show!We have a great time talking mash potato culture, purchasing items from stores, being damsels in distress (dis dress), caffiene intake. Then we get into the good stuff, which involves a lot of talk about gongs, the size of gongs, gong puns, all the good stuff. After all this awesome material we talk about 2G1C (you remember it), Metallica and Avenged Sevenfold, War Of The Worlds, Doof

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00:58:18

Betty White's Gators - Ep 68 w/ Bethany Abeln

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2025/08/06

Our good pal Bethany Abeln sets an alarm and snoozes it 40 times to get into the studio, but she does it!We discuss a lot of track and field, specifically javelin, friends who have tried Mystery (the Pickup Artist's) moves, throwing things on WNBA courts, betting on said things on the WNBA courts, alien arrivals, things we can't say next week, lifelike movies, and of course - Betty White in Lake Placid.Enjoy!!

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01:00:50

Two More Is All - Ep 67 w/ Justin Van Berkom

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2025/07/30

Our new pal Justin Van Berkom clocks out of his night shift to come into the studio early morning!We talk about stupid saying, embarassing moments with our crushes, Our Moms' hall passes, not making it back in time and driving with things in your pants, $600 chains, being selective on what lungs you get during transplants, listening to yourself, giraffe's tongues, and oh so much more!Justin just showed up in the comedy scene and he's super funny! Put him on his first paid comedy gig a

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01:00:25

The Jack Link's Standard - Ep 66

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2025/07/23

Blaise and Quay with an Ep with the OG BOYS!!!Such a fun one that starts off with Blaise getting chased by a homeless man, before we get into the hot topics like what if our currency went back to the gold standard, but instead of gold, if it was beef jerky. We also talk about if you would be able to get away with crimes in NYC if you flew there just for that, Sam Goody Stores, collecting cans in Detroit, some fun things about rappers in the news, and oh so much more. Enjoy!Also, like and subscribe

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00:56:37

Ep 65 - Ballistic Boizzz w/ Jantzonia & Durow

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2025/07/18

Some kickass musicians, rappers, local (going on international) legends Durow and Jantzonia stay awake all night from a show to come in and talk with the boys. We discuss their tour that's coming up - The Ballistic Tour - that you should definitely go to if you get the chance. Both these guys are so talented and you'll see their names in lights some day, so be the hipster that can say you saw them before they were famous. We get into nicknames, friends snoring and sleeping with their eyes

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00:54:53

Moistal Kombat - Ep 34 w/ Matthew Ternus

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2025/07/09

Matthew Ternus, comic and new pal of ours, wipes the sleep out of his eyes and darts down to Fargo all the way from Grand Forks for a stellar time with the boizzz!We start out by converting him (to what? We're not sure). Then we start talking about Lunchables for Communion, sweet special surgeries that Matt had, finding trenchcoats big enough for all 3 of us on top each other, putting pepperonis on statues, stable women named Sable, making cool noises, steamy novels for Men?, getting caught

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00:55:33

Getting Boyled - Ep 63 w/ Josh Boyle

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2025/07/03

Josh Boyle escapes the extreme heat of the depths of Arizona. Which is equivalent to where God's (our lord and savior) worst enemy is from. We talk favorite dinosaurs - T-Rex will always rule - rapper diss tracks and how they're not impressive, laying awake with your thoughts (and never sleeping because of it), Susan Boyle, how we need more cold in this world becausean ice age will bring the world together, energy drink anxiety, (Marquay slept in through the whole pod, but he's a loving

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01:08:30

Fighting Density - Ep 62 w/ Rachel Kennedy

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2025/06/27

Rachel Kennedy is back in town to discuss life with us!We talk about pageant kids, old man habits, watching ducks, getting scared and eating soup, training for Hello Kitty wars, April O'neil / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, childhood fights and Marquay saying something super BA to his teacher.(Sorry about the video. Somethign went reallll wacky so you'll just see pictures of us during this instead of the ole video. Should be fixed by next week :) )

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00:53:49

Horse Caddies - Ep 61 w/ Bethany Abeln

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2025/06/18

Bethany Ablen takes a day off of lifting weights to join the boys in studio again!We talk about soft, short, long, and low vowels. Beth tells us the details in the latest "Steamy Novel" she read. Debate if getting good at cooking is easier than getting good at other skills/talents. Wonder what it would be like if you had caddies for horse racing, talk about Ninja Turtles and other tunnels in NYC, we get one of our first random calls in ever! (Who just happened to be our friend Travis Teske

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00:55:06

GLAMPA - Ep 60

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2025/06/11

A fun one with Blaise and Quay!We talk about Reese's Piece's being PC, Blaise crying at camp, a crazy electrocution from Marquay's childhood, president's daughters, Great Grandparents vs Glamorous Grandparents, a fun interaction with the band Everclear, cops watching everything, those robot dogs not being able to be pet right, and so much more!Also, if you subscribe this week, you're entered in drawing for Theo Von tickets in Fargo on June 21! So click it!Enjoy!

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01:09:05

Ashley Farms - Ep 59 w/ Kyle Huber

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2025/06/04

Comedian, cartoonist, and pal, Kyle Huber rolls out of bed to join the pals today!Another fun week to wake up with the Woke Mob. We talk about the ole northern fires, light sabers vs cats, Canadian ladies, Hillary Clinton's skin, Good Charlotte, good quotes by politicians, we rhyme with Lou Ferrigno's name, Hulk it up, and just oh so much more. Kyle is a fun pal and he released the first episode of his cartoon "Welcome to Ashley Farms" on Youtube. Ashley Farms stars Kyle along

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01:03:55

Parental Guidance 13 - Ep 58 w/ Ruby Richard

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2025/05/28

Ruby Richard spends her morning with us after a fun day and night out. We talk about murder mysteries, eating slop in prison, best meats to eat after murders, if hanging out with us is more fun than being married, PG-13 movies, how to eat calamari, gingers, why the government doesn't like us, escaping prison by getting a guard to fall in love with you. And more that You'll have to listen to find out!Enjoy!

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00:52:55

Down Yer Dog - Ep 57 w/ Greg Hobbs

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2025/05/21

Our good pal, Greg Hobbs sneaks away from home and finds relief talking with the boys this morning!They talk about matching clothes, gals at clubs with names like the 7 Dwarves, downward dogs, models for the statue of David, getting hit in the tip, if a particular something is supposed to be big enough to block being hit in other things, lists of things done at St. Patty's days, and a pilemore of other things that you'll rather find out listening than see typed out!Hit that subscribe button,

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01:02:56

Kirstie Alley's Diaper Party - Ep 56 w/ Josh Dullea

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2025/05/15

Holy moly, Quay actually didn't wake up for this in time. Luckily, Blaise and our friend and fan fave, Josh Dullea were up in time to start!We talk about Kirste Alley's baby shower, how we'd throw diaper parties, Jelly Roll/WWE crossover fans, if Andy's mom's toys come to life like the other Toy Story toys, horse girls, ending things with GG (for gross guys not good game), auctioning off garters, The Juice innocence,courting Casey Anthony on the beach, and I think that's

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00:59:42

Caked Up Caddies - Ep 55 w/ Duster

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2025/05/07

Another great week as our good pal, musician, and comedian, Duster wakes up to hang with the boyzzz again!We discuss the greatest things that need discussing which include - resurrecting the Laurel vs Yanni internet fad, if there's a 35 driver golf club, if caddies really do anything, a certain type of special model, puppets from our past, stories of people in wheelchairs, real pickup trucks, and grea talk about egg yolks!Hold onto your pants cuz this one might blow them off!Like, subscribe, and

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01:07:54

One Fing Fam - Ep 54 w/ Bethany Abeln

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2025/05/01

Strong Bethany joins the show again today!We talk prisms, cats, if your whole family each only had one finger, a revolution in the 60s and what that started, sitting Slater style, spewing from your face, and so much more!Like, subscribe, and enjoy!

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01:04:43

Tiger -ing

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2025/04/23

A great day to wake up with Blaise and Quay!You'll hear some great extremely helpful things like surviving by eating boogeys, talk about monsters, bats (The animal), bats (the things in baseball), Sammy Sosa, Yao Ming, Dr. Mario being a bad doctor, 4 player Pac-Man, different versions of the Tiger King, and oh so much more. Enjoy!And while you're enjoying, like and subscribe!

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00:55:26

Cool Psychosis - Ep 52 w/ Josh Dullea

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2025/04/17

Our good buddy and fellow comedian, Josh Dullea joins the show again!Quay is out doing good deeds in the world this morning, so it's just the Blaise & Josh show today. They talk about Herrons, their own hometown "Hey Arnold!" characters, some of their favorite foster kids growing up, fun addicts they've ran across in their day,and wonder what stage of psychosis isn't fun anymore. That's not even scratching the surface of the dumb things you're going to hear. Like,

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01:11:45

Baby Birding - Ep 51 w/ Matt Cleary

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2025/04/09

Matt Cleary steals his coworker's while they slumber and comes to join us in studio today!The boys talk thawing or unthawing, baby birding drinks, other things baby birding can mean, new Red Bull commercials, Ford Festivas, silly putty, Blaise's story of his friend falling a great height, Matt's great movie references, the Sunday Paper, The Dakota Zoo - And just wait til you hear about Marquay's Cow Plan!We cover a lot in this wild ep, so buckle up! Matt's a cool friend, a hilarious comic, and he's

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00:59:14

Past Due Baby - Ep 50 w/ Shkar Abdulla

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2025/04/02

Another day of waking up on Tuesday morning to record!Our pal, Shkar Abdulla comes in on Eid to have the best time of his life. We talk about Hudson Hawk, drinking pop in the morning like teachers, twins that are older than their twins, live births, Drake, draining veins, and so much more. Kinda all over the place... that's weird for us, right?Enjoy!

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