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Unprepared

Jesse and Kevin

Unprepared is a podcast where 2 friends talk about stuff without any preparation.

comedy personal journals

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01:33:02

S1E42 - Acid Birds

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2017/04/14

We missed last week. Did you miss us? Blame the frailty of the human body, as Jesse came down with strep throat. And while listening to a man fail to talk for a few hours would be fun for some, we don't think it would be up to the admittedly low bar we already have set. This week Jesse and Kevin talk about handwriting analysis, leaving a mess, drinking a whole moka pot, awkward introductions in movies, how to be bad at a thing you like, losing a bet and being forced to watch Twilight, oscar winner

01:29:27

S1E41 - Future Train

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2017/03/30

You know what ages really well? April Fools jokes. So we did one. There's no new episode on Friday. But there is on Saturday! April Fools! I guess. This week Jesse and Kevin talk about weird ways to open cans, compostable knives, drumming too hard, dudes afraid of singing songs written for women, tiny trains, people who love tiny trains, eating bugs, Future Train, mummy myths, fun Bill Murray Facts, made up movies and their crossovers, recasting movies with muppets, rifftrax, being threatened in

01:40:05

S1E40 - Chew Like Meat

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2017/03/24

This week Jesse and Kevin talk about writing, guns, and fast food. I never remember to tell you that you can follow us on twitter @unprepped We still don't have a facebook. Links Reddit's /WritingPrompts. writing-prompt-s dot tumblr dot com Kevin explains how Shakespeare was originally published. La Ronde is an interestingly structured French play. Factorials make numbers get very big. Kevin is interested in the University of Texas Tower Shooting as a playwriting topic. 'Campus Carry' took effect in

01:52:37

S1E39 - A Real Uneventful Fish

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2017/03/17

This week Jesse and Kevin talk about witches in Riverdale, Ace representation, man-threading, overly-masculine spaces, the netflix-everything else exchange rate, troubleshooting tiny computers, getting naked for ESD safety, googling the answer, terminal commands, destroying your personal life through cooking, bbq, buying rich people things, cheap glassware, garage sale, first edition DVDs, CHS horror movies, funny cactuses, bad Adam Sandler movies, representation on TV, and badass presidents. Links

01:30:23

S1E38 - Extrinsic Motivator

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2017/03/10

This week Jesse and Kevin and talk about beer noise, tasty beverages, walking near rivers, silly sombreros, relative distances in Texas, gigantic gas stations with great bathrooms, three wolf moon t-shirts, Star Trek preschools, suit shopping, big and tall nook part 2, phones getting bigger, more trains, party buses, a variety of strippers with a variety of genders, space monkeys, Beyoncé getting robbed in the grammys, vinyl people, "I want" songs, EGOTs, Earth 2, trees are hands, eating human flesh

01:25:57

S1E37 - Very Little Stressful

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2017/03/03

This week Jesse and Kevin talk about naps, waking up early, ice cream, the passage of time, reading games, chambers with secrets in them, vampires, getting back into bed, finding the time to write, reading all the books, 33 Minutes, watching the oscars through twitter, how to make coffee, macaroni soup, and the best way to cook pasta. Links Chris Rock has a great bit on jobs versus careers. Kevin is excited to play the new Torment RPG. Paul Dean's article about Stardew Valley makes Kevin want to

01:30:48

S1E36 - Couch Talk

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2017/02/24

This week Jesse and Kevin talk about magic shell, chocolate syrup, buying a cow, multi-day recipes, weeknight spaghetti, memorizing recipes, fantasy spots but for movies, games you don't play, making numbers bigger, white dudes screaming, skipping the first Harry Potter book, growing up with wizards, Star Wars tattoos, answers in your heart, defining genres, wizards with guns, hollywood accounting, how to make a bad movie, Jesse's bed, cats destroying couches, couch talk. You can follow us on

01:34:40

S1E35 - Hungry Guys

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2017/02/15

We don't usually do content warnings, but you should probably know this episode briefly discusses suicide. If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. call 1-800-273-8255 or visit https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to- someone-now/ or if you're outside the US try http://www.suicide.org /international-suicide-hotlines.html This week Jesse and Kevin talk about

01:13:13

S1E34 - Diversity of Nipples

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2017/02/10

This week Jesse and Kevin talk about PAX South hype, backpacks full of board games, sets and supersets of games, weapons for LARPing, weapons for not LARPing, PARKOUR! getting stabbed with a stick, topical questions, wasting time on your phone, calling your representative, being stuck in an airport, capsule hotels, legs for days, protest performance art, standards and practices on surgery shows, and Lupine Urology. Jesse doesn't know this, but once Kevin wrote a poem called Nipples. Kevin forgot

01:07:05

S1E33 - We Prepared It

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2017/02/03

So it's come to this. We broke our one rule. We prepared for an episode. We've had 32 episodes of unprepared audio piped right into your ears and now we've let you down. We've threatened it before, but this time we followed through. We're sorry. This week Jesse and Kevin talk about the animated sitcom spectrum, tightly packed humor, cartoon violence, things Jesse doesn't know about The Simpsons, Seth McFarland, hired goons, evil pig guys, Joomps Wobbin, what high school libraries look like, Dawson

01:27:09

S1E32 - Tiny Trampoline

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2017/01/27

This we Jesse and Kevin eat fortune cookies live on air. Links TV (The Book) claims to decide the one hundred best television shows ever. Kevin got Alan Sepinwall to answer his question about The Simpsons. We discuss some shows and movies that I'm just going to list: Hannibal Fargo The Coen brothers filmography From Dusk till Dawn: The Series Sherlock Misery Speechless The OA We listened to the fantastic Bullseye End of Year 2016 Comedy Special and some other comedy worth enjoying: Feminazi Cunt by

01:09:21

S1E31 - Sufficient and Necessary Sandwich

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2017/01/20

This week Jesse and Kevin talk about indicator lights, fancy speakers, breaking electronics, Jesse's electric kink, blooprs in Jurrasic Park, cool things to do at PAX South, Boy Scout campfire skits, classic game consoles, Zelda games, being bad at CS:GO, going to the barber, awkward conversations, over tipping, really fancy bathrooms, hearty stew, ordering the same thing every time, and ranch dressing. You can follow us on twitter @unprepped We don't have a facebook. Links The Mythbuster's build

01:14:06

S1E30 - It's Your Blood

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2017/01/13

This week Jesse and Kevin Talk about new years resolutions, starting another podcast, shopping malls as text, quick pickles, cheeseburger pizza, too many french fries, bike racing, Vince Vaughn (AKA Bland McGenderson,) unicyclists, how to be good at hacky sack, disc golf, other white guy pursuits, angering ground wasps, building computers, and eyebrow maintenance. You can follow us on twitter @unprepped, we don't have a facebook. Links There's a podcast about Animorphs. Kevin likes Alton Brown's

01:24:33

S1E29 - Murder Hugging

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2017/01/10

It's Tuesday. We know. Blame Kevin. He forgot to upload this episode. Jesse sent it to him, but Kevin just forgot. So it's Tuesday. But there's an episode, and it's called Murder Hugging! That's intriguing isn't it? Don't you want to know what that's all about? This week Jesse and Kevin talk about mocap princesses, tiny plant people, cinco de quatro, young James Earl Jones, ethical nuance, satan showing up in Star Trek The Animated Series, the weirdest episode of Doctor Who, Queen, murder hugging,

01:19:48

S1E28 - Get the Promotions and Die

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2016/12/30

It's the last episode of Unprepared of 2016! We made it! And by we I mean Jesse and Kevin. You and I know both know that measures of time are pretty arbitrary, and the whole "2016" meme doesn;t actually mean anythign will get better in th new year. But you have to start somewhere. Happy end of 2016 everybody. This week Jesse and Kevin talk about Star Wars. Links Jesse disagrees with, but enjoyed the The Dark Knight episode of Movies with Mikey. Ryan North is the amazing person behind Dinosaur

01:23:25

S1E27 - Sexy Cowboys

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2016/12/23

It's December 23rd. Also known as Christmas Adam (The day before Christmas Eve,) Kevin's Parent's Anniversary, Kevin's Partner's Birthday and Festivus (all true.) Look, what we're trying to say is there's a lot going on right now and Kevin may have had too much eggnog last night. But here's a podcast where Jesse and Kevin talk about Sexy Cowboys. Also It's Jesse's birthday on the 26th, so do something special that day too. Links Ride Austin is a non-profit ride share service. Trump's Education

01:22:52

S1E26 - How Much Raptor?

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2016/12/16

This week Jesse and Kevin talk about Hobbits kissing, good and bad covers of songs from Hamilton, how to make tea if you're a snob, unpopular opinions about the Yeti ramblers, finding beer on a college campus, weird foods, weird infused vodkas, Kevin's weird collections, cool Christmas presents, and rabid puppies. Links The Hamilton Mixtape is out. Kevin likes Queen Latifah and Jesse hates Jimmy Fallon. Jesse really likes Childish Gambino's new album "Awaken, My Love!". His show Atlanta is also

01:37:24

S1E25 - For Exposure

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2016/12/09

This week Jesse and Kevin talk about exploiting workers, protecting your privacy, weird copyright situations, movies and tv shows that are objectively bad, and some that are obviously good. Jesse updated how he does the links, so Kevin has even less work to do in describing the episode for these notes. Did you know Jesse edits each episode? And writes the Links section you always find below these notes? All Kevin does is upload the episodes, writes these short blurbs and manages the hosting. And I

03:14:21

S1E24 - Jesse Forgot to Turn on HIs Microphone

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2016/12/02

It's true, Jesse forgot to turn on his microphone when we recorded this episode. And then Kevin wrote a really funny, and very long shownote about it. (It may not have been that funny, but it was long.) Then the page crashed and it was lost. We give up. Here's 3 hours and 14 minutes of Kevin talking while you can kind of hear Jesse in the background. ¯(ツ)/¯

01:01:06

S1E23 - The Fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of...

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2016/11/25

This week Jesse and Kevin talk about some stuff. I'll be honest, It's Black Friday as I post this and I haven't had time to listen to this and write the show notes. I was gorging myself on turkey and mashed potatoes. Let's look at the links below, maybe that will give us a hint. So there's something about apples. I don't even remember talking about the book Ishmae, but I gues we did. And figs have wasps in them? That's terrifying. Bake Off is a good show, you should probably watch that. Links Vox

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