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Distorted View Daily

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00:52:39

Mystery of the Upper Butthole

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/10/13

Good Feels — THC seltzer & drops: FREAK = 20% off at shop.getgoodfeels.com (21+)On Today’s ShowWhich one of Tim’s siblings has a… bonus hole?Why winning the lottery might be the fastest way to wreck your lifeA police standoff settled with a Dairy Queen Blizzard“Helping a duck get away with murder” (a dramatic reading!)Voicemails galoreA vintage-style talk-radio mashup veers into conspiracy screeds, culture-war nonsense, and extremely ill-advised “solutions,” before we kick into DV

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00:37:25

Aunt Flo-rida Makes The Tampons Rain

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2025/10/10

Today's Show:1) Meade Skelton: From “frenemy” to cursedEmail from Meade: will no longer write songs for DV due to “spiritual issue.”Tim responds with gay-witch curses:Baldness hex (“From widow’s peak to naked crown…”)Erectile dysfunction (“soft as a wet limp noodle”)Theory: Meade blames DV for tummy/health woes; Tim vows double-down mockery.BaitBanditXL (SoundCloud): “Beat That Dick Up,” “A Masturbator’s Morning,” plus “gas station bait” recordings.Gooning lexicon, “All hail penis” chants; album

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00:47:53

Taylor Swift Got Dickmatized By That Good Wood

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2025/10/08

On Today's Show:1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes… featuring “Tim Henson from Distorted View”Snow Plow Show Ep. 889: “The Dings Are Never Ending.”Brad keeps name-dropping Tim during fake “dinged your car” calls in Cincinnati, alleging Tim was handcuffed to a side mirror and tried to Slim-Jim a car for loose change.Callers threaten lawsuits; Brad doubles down by repeating “Tim Henson… Distorted View.”Tim’s take: thanks(?) for the promo, but also: I’M NOT INVOLVED, YOUR HONOR.(Tim will link the Snow

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00:42:48

Mr. Terminator’s Swan Genocide: A Love Story

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/10/06

🌿 Show SponsorToday’s episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored sips for a feel-good buzz. Zero calories, zero sugar, zero alcohol—just promo code FREAK for 20% off - https://shop.getgoodfeels.com/Frankie the Antisemitic Vampire:Frankie McDonald rises from the dead—fangs in, brain out—as he delivers what might be the most unholy weather report ever recorded. Tim gives his take on “cancelled Frankie” and imagines what

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00:45:22

The Prolapse Cannoli

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2025/10/03

On Today’s Show🎶 A Sweet Transvestite Goes SourA listener favorite returns with a disastrous cover of Rocky Horror’s Sweet Transvestite. It’s more “sweet fistite” than sweet transvestite.🍰 The Prolapse CannoliHunger FF’s latest creation: whipped cream, a prolapsed asshole, and one very hungry bottom. Yes, there’s video.🛒 Motorized Cart Grand Theft AutoFlorida woman takes a Publix scooter joyride down Airport Road in Punta Gorda, claiming it was her ride to a medical appointment.🎃 Monster

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00:47:08

Lesbians Brutalized By a Drive-By Farting

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2025/10/01

On Today's ShowTim kicks off October with one of the most sadistic “Test of Patience” bits yet—an extended, soul-crushing string of parody covers of Cherebra Venti viral 2015 anthem “I Don’t Know.” Every possible genre gets the treatment: Top 40 pop, ska revival, throat singing, nu-metal, redneck country, even a Christian praise remix where “Jesus” gets tacked onto every filthy lyric. If you make it through the full barrage, congratulations—you’re officially broken.Outside of musical torture,

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00:57:26

Polyamory, Poly-Felony In The Double Wide Trailer Of...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/09/29

On Today's Show: Tim kicks off the week with: a cheeseburger-fueled stabbing, a trailer-park throuple meltdown, Starbucks as culture-war Thunderdome, and Trump signal-boosting an obviously fake “med bed” AI video using his own fake voice. Plus: a brief (good!) mom/cancer update, UK listeners trolling Tim into doing UK content, a cyclist shoved into a canal, and rubberneckers tailing a London knife fight. Voicemails close out the show.Local news clip: Son allegedly stabs mother over a cheeseburger —

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01:06:09

Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/09/26

Today on the Show🎵 World Premiere: Meade Skelton debuts the official Distorted View song (with a historic “fucked up” from Meade himself)✝️ Rapture-palooza: TikTok prophets, crying-Jesus channelers, and post-September-24th cope🧪 Liquid Ass Attack: A fart-spray fiend costs a school district ~$55k🎄 AI Smut Ornaments: Mickey & Minnie (and friends) get extremely non-canon for Christmas🧈 Classic Replay Request: Lars’ pick — the Butterbell / Lord Douche OCD saga☎️ Voicemails: Bidet Day reminder,

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00:47:24

Why Is My Sperm Hole Twitching?

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2025/09/24

On The Show Today:🌀 On The Show Today:🌀 Why is my sperm hole twitching? — New research suggests the first buttholes were sperm shooters, not poop chutes. Vindication for the gays!🦴 Beef Bone Mania Returns — Our morbidly obese, Christ-fueled “bodybuilder” rises from the ashes to perform “squats” with a five-pound bone. Comments section goes biblical.✝️ Charlie Kirk’s AI Resurrection — After being shot in the neck, evangelicals can’t let him rest in peace. Instead, they whip up cringe AI sermons

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00:44:04

The Ghost With the Most (Pussy Squirt)

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2025/09/22

On Today’s Show:Craigslist Courtship, Cheryl-Style: Cheryl Murkowski recites a very real, very caps-locked personal ad. Spoiler: please have all your damn teeth.Principal on Crack? A Pennsylvania middle school principal goes full meth-head philosopher at a community event, screaming about socks while students film. Paid leave never looked so easy.Porn Beetlejuice Becomes Pussy Juice: A high-production-value porno parodies Beetlejuice, except it’s Pussy Juice. Yes, she squirts. No, the ending makes

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00:53:00

Chub Rub in the Magic Kingdom

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2025/09/19

On Today’s ShowSponsorsHooligans / Hoolihans / Hannigan’s / Lannigals / Bannister’s / Bennigan’s: Caldessaville's drunkiverse expands (speed pukatoriums, propane “napalm kamikazes,” AA chip trade-ups, full-contact bowling, DUI derby).Tim’s Life / Ashtabula UpdateMom doing “as good as could be expected”: infection/“water on the brain” cleared; scan shows significant shrinkage and no spread in the thyroid. Next week: return trip for the doctor consult and next steps.Programming note: shows may be

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00:48:41

Mysteries of the Easily Explainable

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2025/09/17

On Today's Show:Emotional Support Beverage asked for a replay of DV from August 30, 2013—the one with Tim’s drunk-lady rant and a Vianetta aside for the ages. Tim opens with context on the long, weird history of the fancy-not-fancy ice-cream loaf (MIA in the U.S. back then; back on shelves in the late 2010s—availability varies), then rolls the tape.Blaxploitation trailer: Dark Town StruttersTim riffs on the genre’s naming “rules” and pitches new titles (on purpose over the line—classic DV

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00:30:45

Poca-Hot Mess: A Disney Princess Meltdown

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2025/09/15

Episode SummaryTim kicks off the week from Ashtabula with a shorter Monday show, but still packed with strange clips, bizarre arrests, and completely unhinged behavior. We start with the shocking (and sad) downfall of Irene Bedard, the voice actress behind Disney’s Pocahontas, who was caught on police bodycam footage shouting “I’m a Disney princess!” while resisting arrest in a hotel lobby.From there, Tim dives into the latest on the Charlie Kirk shooting: the gunman’s bizarre bullet inscriptions

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00:44:43

International House of Whores & Wurst

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2025/09/12

On Today’s ShowInternational Edition (per sponsor Whimsical)Germany’s booming sausage vending machine industry.Amsterdam’s massive porn convention: burnout, AI sex avatars, and performers hospitalized after 583-man gang bangs.Japan’s now-defunct “Rental Kowaihito” service letting you hire intimidating tough guys to settle disputes.U.S. WeirdnessA completely derailed city council meeting filled with racism, chaos, and cut microphones.Fallout after Charlie Kirk is assassinated on a college campus. DV

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00:54:38

The Viral Colostomy Bag Is Back On Tiktok Shop!

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2025/09/10

On Today's Show:Cold Open“My aunt done did shit herself again” — midnight mattress disaster confessional (bedside cleanup vs. sleep debate).Sponsor tag: DV listener Lubejob (“a bucket of his diarrhea…”) + Tim’s meltdown intro montage.Today’s Sponsor: DV listener LubejobRequests: (1) Play the classic “Lube Job” clip; (2) “good, juicy prolapse audio.”Tim recovered the ancient clip from DV archives (TellMe-era origin; first aired on DV circa 2005).TikTok “viral bedside table” = literal hospital

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00:45:38

The Pelvic Floor is Lava: Smartphones Vs. Your Busted...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/09/08

On Today’s Show:Our favorite prostitute, Sagittarius Shawty, proves once again she’s not the most gracious hostess.A new reality show contestant learns the hard way that prison doesn’t come with ChapStick.Alex Jones has a nuclear-grade meltdown over an ex-employee leaving Infowars.Plus: hemorrhoids, smartphones, and why “big toilet” needs to innovate.Domestic Drama: Tim shares updates on Lord Douche’s hoarding habit—complete with washed-out salsa jars, taco sauce packets, and 20 ice cream

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00:58:08

The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/09/05

On Today's Show:Cold Open: Frank’s Mom Has Had EnoughDomestic opera: “You’re my cross, you’re my misery.”Housekeeping / Sponsor ReadsAdam & Eve: code FREAKListener sponsor: Cabana Guy (requests an Insensitive Reenactment)POV: Trying to Talk to People in 2025TikTok sketch from @GuyFieriWhore: weaponized “Um,” whisper-talking, and fear of cringe.Public Pervert Doesn’t Care He’s Filmed“My name is Christopher Torres, and I took a picture of this lady’s behind.”Legal ≠ moral; Tim hates it but

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00:48:24

The Complete Encyclopedia of Male Queefs

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2025/09/03

Today on the Show:Don’t mess with the Princess of Darkness—or her DID altars.A brand-new batch of dick queef (penis fart) audio research.Tourette’s TikTokers explain the delicate art of getting pierced mid-tic.A first date in Florida goes south when a sniff freak tries to run over his date after she won’t let him smell her feet.Plus: VRChat family roleplayers clash with Proximity Chat, Stephen Dawson AI laughs like Steve Urkel, and more listener-sponsored insanity.🎧 Proximity Chat vs. VR

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00:43:26

From MAGA to Microdick: Getting Litigious Over...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/09/01

On Today’s Show:🎥 DV Monday Night Movie of the Week: Claws for Alarm — a chance encounter leads to love, implants, antennules, lobster hands, and the terrifying Longostino case.👵 Grandma insists on being eaten out — and yes, it’s just as horrifying as it sounds.🍔 A McDonald’s patron learns a hard lesson after throwing liquid at someone. Spoiler: he gets his ass kicked multiple times.🎤 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame Nominee: meet Lovixian and his awkward beachside love ballad.🍑 Porn stars say the

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00:45:28

FIXED AUDIO - How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos

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2025/08/29

On Today’s ShowListener Sponsorship: Big thanks to today’s sponsor, Freeloading Fucktard, who has bravely requested an episode free of body fluids (we’ll see how long that lasts).Opening Rant: A furious homeowner curses out a mortgage company, invoking stomach cancer, hexes, and dildo-headed ass wipers. Truly inspirational.Linda Finkel Hall of Fame: A woman butchers “I Will Always Love You” in multiple vocal styles—ranging from sheep bleating to clenched-jawed farm animal screeches.Incels at the

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