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The Rum Runnas Podcast

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We Read The Clickbait So You Don"t Have To! The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there"s no way that a professional news syndication published it (we"re looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of

comedy improv

All Episodes

105:52

Don't Bang Dogs

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/06/26

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A PA man is in trouble for preforming lewd acts with a dog at a state park (honestly all we know for sure is he was naked in front of the dog they kept backtracking on the amount of dog fuckery), Chicago car chase leads to the Calumet Mall where 3 boys changed clothes and evaded arrest (we're pretty sure life is a simulation and it works on GTA Logic),

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102:28

He Definitely Started The Fire!

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/06/20

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: MN Landlord burning down his apartment building while blaring "We Didn't Start the Fire" (Which honestly is the perfect cover for arson), Indian health inspector drains a water reservoir in the middle of a drought to retrieve his phone (We really didn't think health inspectors had power like that), CT fire department made a meatloaf in the shape of a

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86:24

Death in Crocodile Village

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/06/04

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: 73 Year Old man is killed by 40 crocs on his farm (Only 1 killed him but the other 39 stand in solidarity), Man opens the door on a flight landing in South Korea (We don't know how, we don't know why, but pretty sure he's a demon), Florida ice cream man "mistakenly" executes 2 men after $12 robbery (This is a real life amalgamation of Ice Cream Man and

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98:16

Everything You need To Know About Polar Bears

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/05/28

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: an AU woman is lost in the bush for 5 days after making a wrong turn and lives off of wine and lollipops (Also an overly in depth discussion about all things polar bear by two guys that no nest to nothing about real science), UT woman wrote a kids book about grief after her husband died...Oh yeah she killed him, AU Bouncy Castle King hired a man to burn

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81:02

The Late Night Toe Sucker

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/05/21

On this week’s episode Jarred is joined by Matt (from Dark Rum) to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A PA man "accidentally" shooting his neighbor in the head trying to shoot a deer (PA the only place you can stop your car, get out, and shoot a handgun at your neighbors lawn hit them in the head and you get 3 months!), Church raffles an AR15 flamethrower (Yeah I know that doesn't exist but that's what they give us to read,

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93:53

Don't Uber Your Drugs!

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/05/14

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: 500lbs of cooked pasta found along a NJ river bank (apparently you can't do that it needs to be dumped on the ground in a dump), UK woman is embarrassed by the fact that her cat has been robbing her neighbors (or she is a new super villain "The Cat Lady"), Man in Tibet has a terrible hotel experience when he a dead body was found under his bed (he

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81:50

Quesadilla with Extra Gun

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/05/08

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An Indian couple decapitates themselves in a sacrifice ritual (Did it with one of them Bespoke bladed guillotine like devices if you're gonna self sacrifice you gotta go custom), The Church of England compare single people to Jesus (I am single therefor I am God), MS man is arrested after police found a gun in his Taco Bell Quesadilla (We assume it was

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71:58

Cocaine Hippos and Flying Cows

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/04/30

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: One of Pablo Escobar's Cocaine Hippos was killed in a car accident, Sottish Ultra-Runner is disqualified after taking a car during an ultra marathon (even though she didn't even win after that), Indian man is peeing on train tracks and is killed by a flying cow that was hit by the approaching train (apparently this was completely unavoidable according

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78:31

Vampire Goth Girl Cafe and Food Fights

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/04/23

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man is arrested for damaging cell towers to protect us from aliens (because he's a hero!), Floridaman arrested for throwing chicken wings at his wife (people need to start yelling food fight before hitting people with food because then it wouldn't end in jail time...also don't chase down the person saying your gonna beat their ass), the Dalai Lama

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86:20

Too Many Lazy Reporters!!!

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/04/16

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Canada declaring it is every Canadians God given right to flip off whoever they want as much as they want (as long as you don't immediately threaten to kill the person that's still not cool), Naked Floridaman discovered wandering around palm beach claims he's from an Alternate Earth (and literally no one asked any more questions like not a single

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86:50

Super Pigs and A Rooster with a Violent Past

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/03/09

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Floridaman disrespectfully eating a Key Lime Pie and then getting into a food fight with his elderly roommate (Also a really good recipe for Key Lime Pie), AU woman runs tries to run boyfriend over for trying to eat her chips (he takes full responsibility for his mistake though), nearly invincible super pigs from Canada are invading the US, and an

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95:09

Attack Cats and Vibrating Butt Pills

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/02/23

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A brand new drug free pill that vibrates to cure constipation (we honestly don't know how it works but it must feel like swallowing bees), a TN man uses a cat to attack officers that attempted to arrest him, a Brazilian Lawyer Doctor gets shot by his own gun due to an MRI (4 working theories ranking from Embarrassment, Final Destination, Vengeful Ghost,

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89:19

Butt Hole-in-One

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/02/16

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Japan cracking down on anime counterfeit illegal body pillow cover sales, the Royal Navy kinda mad about one of their nuclear subs being fixed with glue (Maybe it was Flex-Seal), Floridaman bites the head off of a python during a domestic disturbance (play our favorite Floridaman Game: Meth, Flakka or Bath Salts), and a Teen boy wanted to experiment and

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86:52

Radioactive Kangaroos

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/02/09

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Fish using their owner's switch to steal their credit card information (also they are Streamers and can beat Pokemon), an Australian mining company losing radioactive materials somewhere over 1400km (definitely getting even scarier Australian animals from this), a Chicago woman is in trouble for stabbing 4 random people right after getting out on bail

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99:55

The Sobering Room

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2023/02/02

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: IN man gets a true Happy Meal when he receives $5 in his McDonald's bag (oddly suspect and no one seems to be asking any more questions), MODOT is claiming unborn baby is employee to try to avoid lawsuit (apparently you can have more work experience than life experience), PA man threatens to blow up a courthouse and eat a sheriff (not even at a

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93:55

Rum Runnas Present: Dark Shonen React to The Wraith...

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2022/12/01

A special crossover episode between Rum Runnas Podcast, Dark Rum Podcast and Talk Shonen! Jarred, Kyle and Matt come together to talk about and give their opinion on a movie near and dear to Kyle's Heart: The Wraith (1986)! The guys discuss this 80's B-Movie starring Charlie Sheen all while reacting to it and rewatching it in real time as the show goes on. Hear their opinions, likes dislikes, gut reactions and reactions upon revisiting to this genre bending Horror/Sci-Fi/Action Revenge/Racing/Love

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110:13

Hot Takes! (Re-Release)

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2022/10/20

Rum Runnas is currently in a time of transition and during that time production is bit more difficult, but here is a re-release of one of our hilarious previous episodes to hold you over until we're back up and running so check it out if you missed it the first time around or just revisit and enjoy. On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: PETA making children's nursery rhymes more inclusive

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121:18

We're Building a Giant Bronze Dragon!

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2022/10/14

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: LV man takes a camel through the drive thru at in-n-out for fries probably for the camel, NJ mall is thrown into a panic after people think a popcorn machine is gunshots, Welsh cancer fund manager invests hundreds of thousands into a giant dragon statue, TX high school golf team is greeted by strippers on the course but then the coaches made them leave,

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110:45

I Hopped Off The Plane at LAX

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2022/10/06

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering probably one of the most perplexing sets of stories they've ever read everything from: A LA bound flight is the scene of a fight when one man said "no more will our ability to use the bathroom be determined by our financial standing in life" and one flight attendant said "you shall not pass" (they couldn't get along till they hopped off the plane at LAX), Vancouver City

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113:52

Eat Plants, Not People!

The Rum Runnas Podcast ·

2022/09/29

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: a 66 year old woman sets a terrible world record for most batteries that needed to be removed from inside of her, COO of Beyond Meat ironically takes a bite out of a man after a fight in a parking lot (#EatPlantsNotPeople), CA woman fakes her kidnapping to get back with her ex (apparently it worked for awhile at least), Man in India gets an 8in

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