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Bitter Chatter

Sam Brooks and Carmine Antonelli are two dumb boys with a podcast. Join them, won"t you?

comedy improv

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01:30:48

Bitter Chatter 025 - Let Them In

Bitter Chatter ·

2021/10/01

Knock knock! Who is it? A robot. A robot who? A robot who, when questioned about his past, will begin sweating profusely and shouting, "No YOU'RE nervous! YOU'RE the one that looks guilty! Stop pestering me! I made ONE MISTAKE!" and crying. Would you want to share your apocalypse-readiness bunker with this robot? What if he also could sing like Frank Sinatra? It's questions almost exactly like these that the boys will be answering today. One by one the visitors will come knocking, and they must

02:03:37

Bitter Chatter 024 - Mr., Mrs., and Mx.

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2021/09/17

How well do you know me? Well, due to our para-social relationship, I'd wager you only "know" me on a very surface level and any intimate details of my life that have not been shared on air are a complete and utter mystery to you because outside of this content we are little more than strangers to one another. But can you guess what my favorite book is!? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/carmine-antonelli/support

01:55:48

Bitter Chatter 023 - Q&A Pt 1

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2021/09/10

Let me ask you a question. No, wait... Okay, we're off to a bad start here but it's time for a Q&A session! We've cast our nets, browsed the net, and bought tickets to watch the Brooklyn Nets (that last one was less fruitful than we expected) and came back with some amazing questions asked by you, the listeners! Now enjoy as the boys combine their remaining functioning braincells like a pathetic microscopic Megazord and tackle the questions that you threw at them. --- Support this podcast:

01:56:15

Bitter Chatter 022 - Slogan Quiz

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2021/09/03

Respect the brand! Well, actually, disrespect the brands and demolish corporate capitalism before it demolishes what's left of civilized society. But for the sake of this quiz the boys are about to give each other that will test their knowledge of different brand slogans and the fat cat marketing machines that repeat them like a bad pop song chorus, then yeah, respect the brand! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/carmine-antonelli/support

02:14:43

Bitter Chatter 021 - Movie Tournament Pt 2

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2021/08/27

Now I understand why you cry. It's because ogres are onions, and onions make you cry. Also, you watched The Breakfast Club and sometimes that movie makes people cry. I'm struggling here, folks. This episode sees the boys conclude their movie tournament and quite frankly it's a roller coaster of emotions and stupidity. Buckle up. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/carmine-antonelli/support

02:29:06

Bitter Chatter 020 - Movie Tournament Pt 1

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2021/08/20

Who doesn't love putting on a movie, grabbing some popcorn, and getting lost in a wonderful story brought to life by an amazing collaborative effort? Well yeah, we all love putting on 1 movie at a time. But the boys have 32 movies sitting on their desks and the boss wants this narrowed down to one movie by 3pm! She's gonna have to wait a couple weeks though, because there's only one way the boys know how to solve a problem like this: it's tournament time! --- Support this podcast:

02:19:15

Bitter Chatter 019 - Hypotheticals Pt 2

Bitter Chatter ·

2021/08/13

What would you do if these two dillweeds decided to talk in circles about hypothetical scenarios a second time? Or, to clarify, would you hypothetically listen to a podcast where, oh I don't know, the topic of eagles dropping turtles on the heads of unsuspecting humans were to arise? Just hypothetically, of course. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/carmine-antonelli/support

00:47:31

Bitter Chatter 018 - Pre-Movie Tournament

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2021/08/06

In what will probably be the strangest and shortest Bitter Chatter episode ever, the boys decide to do something unheard of: they're going to prepare for the next tournament on their line-up! Join us for a brief adventure where these goofs will narrow down which movies will be making the cut for the upcoming movie tournament arc and which movies will be left behind! ...Do you guys hear Seth MacFarlane? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/carmine-antonelli/support

02:19:11

Bitter Chatter 017 - Room 101

Bitter Chatter ·

2021/07/23

Here, let me take you to a room. It's a simple room. No fancy layout or illustrious door. But there are many decorations inside. The room is littered with outcasts and throwaways. It's a room with a purpose. Its purpose is to house all things unwanted, all things discarded. Go on, take a look inside... and have fun in Room 101. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/carmine-antonelli/support

02:16:08

Bitter Chatter 016 - Buzzfeed Quizzes Pt 2

Bitter Chatter ·

2021/07/16

Here's a quiz for you. Why would anyone, let alone two anyones, willingly sit through nearly two more hours worth of ridiculous Buzzfeed quizzes that ultimately reap no new knowledge and do nothing to benefit the mind, body, or spirit of oneself in any way whatsoever? ... WELL WE'VE LISTED 10 AMAZING REASONS IN THIS EPISODE! NUMBER 6 WILL MAKE YOU SNIFF YOUR UNCLE AND SLAP A ROCK! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/carmine-antonelli/support

01:58:37

Bitter Chatter 015 - Buzzfeed Quizzes Pt 1

Bitter Chatter ·

2021/07/09

Hey, you! Yeah, you! No not...no, the other one. Okay yes, you! Would you like to know which former U.S. President you're most likely to hallucinate about next time you eat some bad sushi? Then take this quirky quiz where we'll ask you how many cats you think would fit inside each of these Ford pickup trucks! Or just listen to this podcast where the Bitter Chatter boys take dumb online quizzes instead. That sounds better. --- Support this podcast:

02:25:27

Bitter Chatter 014 - The Internet Pt 2

Bitter Chatter ·

2021/07/03

Well now look what we have here...I mean other than the first late episode. It looks like the internet isn't all it's cracked up to be, now is it? Sometimes the people you follow turn out to be less than ideal. Sometimes the things you watch just go away. Sometimes one idiot forgets to upload the damn episode on time I'M SO MAD AT MYSELF it's fine, I'm fine. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/carmine-antonelli/support

02:11:08

Bitter Chatter 013 - The Internet Pt 1

Bitter Chatter ·

2021/06/25

Ah, the internet. Celebrated everywhere for it's vastness...it's terrifying, unending vastness. The internet has brought about many horrible things, such as this podcast, but it has also brought about an entire generation of strange children turned into strange adults. Oh my god we're adults now. Alright forget all this existential nonsense, let's talk about goofy old websites and memes for a couple hours. --- Support this podcast:

02:11:18

Bitter Chatter 012 - More Video Games

Bitter Chatter ·

2021/06/18

For every sun, there is a moon. For every victory, there is a loss. For every pizza, there is a sauerkraut. And for every Dark Cloud, there is Heavy Rain. The boys spent last episode talking about their favorite video games and the titles that brought them joy in their youth. Now they've come crashing back down into a harsh reality where they've been swiftly kicked in the grundle with the reminder that David Cage exists. Also Carmine is a goober who forgot to put the 3x3s in the video version last

02:56:58

Bitter Chatter 011 - Our Favorite Video Games

Bitter Chatter ·

2021/06/11

Ah, the video game. Dating back to the ancient beginnings of recorded history, 1958, video games have always been referred to as "man's best friend." So what could be more fitting than two friends with no patience for each other sitting down and recording a podcast where they talk about their favorite video games, from childhood to crippling old age of 26. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/carmine-antonelli/support

01:59:19

Bitter Chatter 010 - Our Worst Fears

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2021/06/04

Ellie Wilmer is joining the boys again and this time our heroic trio is tackling the struggle that all of mankind can relate to: our fears! Some fears are universal while others are unique to each individual, but 2 hours with these idiots will make anyone afraid for the future of humanity. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/carmine-antonelli/support

02:14:15

Bitter Chatter 009 - Cosplay

Bitter Chatter ·

2021/05/28

What's that? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. In fact it's not even in the air so I'm really not sure why you only guessed flying things. But it's a special guest! And not just any special guest, but Bitter Chatter's very own resident simp, Ellie Wilmer! Join Brooks, Carmine, and Ellie as they tackle the big wide world of cosplaying as well as their own experiences with it! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/carmine-antonelli/support

02:26:29

Bitter Chatter 008 - Our Favorite Music

Bitter Chatter ·

2021/05/21

"What is a song? [flings Zune aside] A miserable little pile of notes!" This is what Brooks had to say when asked about his opinion on Hollywood Undead. "Frankly I'm offended, and if at all possible I'd like to pursue legal action against them to the greatest extent of the law." This is what Carmine had to say when asked about his opinion on Red Hot Chili Peppers. But it's not all doom and gloom this week as the boys mainly discussed their favorite songs and artists while shuffling through their

02:07:33

Bitter Chatter 007 - Hypotheticals

Bitter Chatter ·

2021/05/14

Hypothetically speaking, what would you do if two boys with questionable intelligence sat down in front of some microphones and started arguing over the survival instincts of celebrity chefs and the likelihood of business venture success with different fictional criminals? And what if I told you that this scenario is no longer hypothetical and is actually the entire premise of this week's episode where sanity slowly fades away and they start talking about Stinky Pete? Hypothetically, of course. ---

02:03:42

Bitter Chatter 006 - Best Movies Ever

Bitter Chatter ·

2021/05/07

The very notion of film itself can be rhetorically whittled to the bare nub of its meaning. But don't tell Carmine that, or else he'll go on a 10-minute long tirade about how you're not smarter than him just because he watched Bill & Ted three times in a row. This week, the boys intended to talk about something completely different but ended up ranting about movies and directors for 2 hours. It's a brilliant case study on the human condition and- uh oh here he comes. Just listen for yourself, I

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