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ABFM

The OFFICIAL Beetle Vale radio station featuring every conciveable genre of music, Eoins mom, tangental links and much more.

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01:00:25

Episode 17: Ambition - The Duke Of Vandals

ABFM ·

2011/05/23

Before I forget, in the rush of revealing the big announcement that will be revealed about [redacted] through this episode. I forgot to mention that Eoin Redmond Vs. The World (the biographical series following Liviter Eoin around the Far East and Australasia) is available on both youtube and facebook. Do you think gay/lesbian people get turned on by their own bodies? In Soviet Russia ABFM turns on you.

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00:32:34

Episode 16: Dog Years - Brandon Whittier

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2011/05/23

ABFM's well documented Speech Impediment was ultimately controlled, if not eliminated, through the unorthodox therapy techniques of a half Australian, half British, half German guy in a suit. It is because of this miracle of alternative medicine that ABFM was able to lead its country though 6 long years of war to final victory.

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01:04:29

Episode 15: Swan Song - The Earl Of Slander

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2011/05/23

So it turns out it's much easier to do an awards show than first thought. Essentially just think of things you liked and tell people they were good. It's like running a radio show with a different subject. Remember when I told you I knew better than you? Well now the various winners of the ABFM 2010 awards also are.

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00:58:11

Episode 14: Slumming - Lady Baglady

ABFM ·

2011/05/22

Website design is tricky for somebody who doesn't know how to do it. I know what HTML is and certain codes. Kind of like how people know how to say "Please" or "Goodnight" in Spanish. Although to be honest you don't need to know those words because the people you are saying it to are foreign and should learn English. I find knowing how to put a space between paragraphs is probably more useful. All that being said the ABFM website cannot be built on 'paragraph space' and 'bold lettering' alone. So

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00:34:19

Episode 13: Green Room - Miss America

ABFM ·

2011/05/22

Take a look around your most Christmas-ised room. I'm sensing that amongst the glamorous decorations with flashing lights, high quality paint work, and delicate materials is something cheap, tacky and fairly ugly. This Christmas episode of ABFM is dedicated to that Christmas decoration.

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00:00:00

Episode 12: Foot Work - Mother Nature

ABFM ·

2011/05/22

I was once sat at a drive-through. I was trying to be funny, you know you pull up and the dude goes in that horrible tinny voice "Welcome to this fast food franchise what can I get you?" and so I'm like "Dude is this machine running?" and the chump at the other end is like "errrr..." and I yell "WELL YOU HAD BETTER FUCKING CATCH IT THEN!!!" then you stop your foot down and zoom off going "lololololololol". Except you don't because Episode 2 has nicked your car and already gone. So you're left

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00:00:00

Episode 11: Guts - Saint Gut Free

ABFM ·

2011/05/22

I was one of the first in the UK to see The Expendables and my god I don't know what it was. But I'm pretty sure Sly ripped all of his ideas for that film from ABFM I mean we did the whole shooting down a helicopter with a shotgun two years ago. I'm also fairly certain that the idea of assembling a crack team of Hollywood action heroes was done in the Download special. That said the film did have one original idea. So were going to rip that from it. Fair is fair... This is how it starts...

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00:00:00

ABFM In Limbo

ABFM ·

2011/05/21

A long time ago in a country far, far away the beginnings of the final episode of ABFM Season 1 was started. Then technology stepped up and went "Oh sorry that seems convenient and something you would like to achieve. We'll have to sort that out" and took away the episode. People were frustrated, 3s in fact wrote written complaints about the lack of Eoin's mom jokes in their lives. So here for you dear listener we present an interim, intermediary, indeterminate, in limbo episode of your favorite

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00:38:19

Episode 9: Wading In MIDI

ABFM ·

2011/05/21

So there I was sitting underneath a star when a second one appeared. The star gradual grew in size until I realised it was rushing towards me and that rather than being a celestial object it was in fact a godly one. There before me stood an angel who offered to me 1 gift. I did not need to think I knew exactly what I wanted. I asked for that wish no one else could have, that which no one else could dream of. The angel thought for a moment and then departed telling me what I asked would take more

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00:00:00

Episode 8: All Kinds Of Other Instruments

ABFM ·

2011/05/21

See a pretty lady and tip your hat to her for a kiss. See an ugly politician and throw a lead brick at him wrapped up in Episode 8 of ABFM.

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00:00:00

ABFM Download 2009 Special

ABFM ·

2011/05/21

I been to mushroom mountain, Once or twice but who's countin', But nothing compares, To these blue and yellow purple ABFM Download Specials.

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00:59:39

Episode 7: No More Drummer Jokes, Please!

ABFM ·

2011/05/19

Knock Knock… Whose there? HIGH FIVE TO THE FACE! But seriously, now that you’ve wiped your face clean I’ve got some news for you, I was just going through some old filling cabinets and HIGH FIVE TO THE FACE AGAIN! In due course you will possibly learn to see it coming but in all honesty you probably won’t. Not when ABFM is so extreme and hardcore and in your face, HIGH FIVING YOUR FACE! Yeah like that. LIKE THAT IN YOUR FACE! Cool story Bro.

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00:55:26

ABFM SXSW 2009 Special

ABFM ·

2011/05/19

Hows this for some Golden Nuggets? You've heard about the he says, she says right? Well what they're all talking about is this. The newest podcast to give you the biggest headache yet. And whose that putting the crowbar in your earhole? That's right. A dual presentation. Get your follicles round this one.

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00:57:44

Episode 6: Getting The Guitar Sound

ABFM ·

2011/05/19

Oi! You in the Corner! Yeah you! What are you doing? You don't know! Are you not aware that there is currently serious business underway? ARE YOU NOT! Well Douglas Bader is and he has no legs and doesn't afraid of anything! So you better damn well get in the know! We call it episode 6 of ABFM!

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00:53:31

Episode 5: Keyboards And Synths

ABFM ·

2011/05/19

There was once a time when there was nothing. Before this time was Episode 4 then you listen to it and what else is there to do? NOTHING! In response the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster has seen fit to provide Episode 5. Actually I lie. No flying pasta did anything. It was all me and I am the focus of your attention. Especially for the next hour. So now there is something. You should probably listen because there will otherwise be nothing until next time.

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00:59:59

Episode 4: Listen To You

ABFM ·

2011/05/19

Just like how every old East-Asian man is actually a Ninja master ABFM is back again with more crap metaphors, more references to Eoins mom and a hint of really bad concepts. Will Anna return next episode after the mistreatment in this one? Will Luke ever like decent music. Will Eoin ever provide a retaliation for the continual ribbing? None of these questions can be answered since you’ve not even listened to episode 4 yet let alone episode 5.

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00:54:45

Episode 3: Assembling Your Digital Studio

ABFM ·

2011/05/19

BOOM! ABFM back with a vengeance! Got your tampons strapped in? Good, ‘cus you’ll need em. Where is Microsoft Mary you ask? Gone until people want to know what comes after rule number 5 we say. Right nuff speaking. Load this Lumberjack up and spray sawdust everywhere!

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00:34:35

Episode 2: Choosing Your Space

ABFM ·

2011/05/19

Due to BT bringing major fail and suck episode 2 of ABFM is shorter by half an hour. This episode has been uploaded from the great state of Minnesota and is brought to you by the US Airforce.

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00:53:11

Episode 1: So You Want To Be A Star?

ABFM ·

2011/05/19

The first episode of ABFM. The show includes news, sport, the rules of the internet and more. The set list is as follows: 1. Our New Hospital Sucks - Pagan Wanderer Lu 2. I Hear You Calling - Gob 3. Rent A Wreck - Suburban Kids With Biblical Names 4. You Are A Conductor - The Constantines 5. Salvation For A Broken Heart - Nullsleep 6. Luminous - Hall 7. Tribe - Mad Capsule Markets 8. Just For Tonight - One Night Only <– Luke Loaths 9. Free And Easy (Down The Road I Go) - Dierks Bentley 10. The

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